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ive got the heftiest balls this side of the planet, punk 
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im gonna ssuck your cock, bitch
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Aug 25, 2023 14:13
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alimony? afraid im "al" out of "mony", hehehe.
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Aug 25, 2023 14:14
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drat, i like to go bird watching but ive never seen boobies like yours fly before, soaring in the blue and gliding like the leaf
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Chief McHeath posted:This hog's been cranked
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Aug 25, 2023 14:16
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Im gonna pee in your rear end you son of a bitch
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Aug 25, 2023 14:18
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drat these balls need tuggin, who's down to coppa feel? heh heh heh, no? looks like dukes playing singleplayer again ...
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SCheeseman posted:What the gently caress did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the EDF, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the alien bastards that shot up my ride, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top RPG launcher in the entire earth defence forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the gently caress out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying that poo poo to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of babes across the planet and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're loving dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my mighty boot. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of a doorless room accessible only by window above a movie theatre and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable rear end off the face of the continent, you little poo poo. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will poo poo fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're loving dead, you bottom feeding, scum sucking algae eater. he wouldnt say any of that
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You don't know Duke.
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Aug 26, 2023 15:55
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im duke and its time to puke
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Aug 28, 2023 13:18
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he he he, smoking this cigars kinda like suckin on a ding dong
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Aug 29, 2023 00:21
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im gonna rip a piss, baby 
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It won't be long before they find me. I've boarded the doors up as well as I could, but when I look in the mirror and see the Duke staring back at me, I can't seem to convince him it'll hold. Then he reminds me we've got the bottle of steroids. And it's only now I realize it never would be those alien bastards that'd take me out in the end... always bet on Duke.
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