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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > ITT we come up with badass things for Duke Nukem to say
 
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nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags
"It's actually an art form called hentai. You aren't even my real mom Debbie, get out of my room". Duke Nukem starts making threatening kicking motions in Debbie's direction, causing a small waste basket to disintegrate into a cloud of paper as collateral damage.

* # ¿ Aug 25, 2023 07:00
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nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags
I've been working on some translations of Spanish modernist poetry. I would appreciate some feedback.

* # ¿ Aug 25, 2023 14:20
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nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags

MrQwerty posted:

I am sad to say it but Duke Nukem hunt-n-pecks angry posts on TwitterX now
I would like to thank Elon without his Rocket I wouldn t be kicking rear end on this alien space station. His haters are ****** ****** *******

* # ¿ Aug 26, 2023 01:02
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nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags

Disco Pope posted:

I'm Duke Nukem, and if you think I'm a sex pest who brings shame to the title, wait until you meet my friend, Andrew, Duke of York.
here's a gameplay clip of duke smoochem 3d with prince andrew graffiti in it- the mod has probably been on the radar of a lot of people here, but for anyone unfamiliar with it- it is a real labor of love for the build engine/labor of hate towards present-day britain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWhf4N7nKoU

nice obelisk idiot fucked around with this message at 00:22 on Aug 28, 2023

* # ¿ Aug 28, 2023 00:12
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nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags
drat. I left my metal bicep cuffs from the second game in the Skycar. I guess they looked a bit weird anyways. Didn't make the cut.

* # ¿ Aug 30, 2023 04:46
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