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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > ITT we come up with badass things for Duke Nukem to say
 
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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

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"HEY, THIS STRIP CLUB IS REALLY GOOD BECAUSE THE BUFFET HAS LOBSTER"

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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

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I am sad to say it but Duke Nukem hunt-n-pecks angry posts on TwitterX now

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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

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nice obelisk idiot posted:

I would like to thank Elon without his Rocket I wouldn t be kicking rear end on this alien space station. His haters are ****** ****** *******

LOL DAMNNNnn #beer

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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

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drat! Dave Mustaine has REALLY NICE HAIR!

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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

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drat! I should get my lawyer to mortgage his house to pay that stripper so she keeps her goddamn trap shut!

*cracks knuckles*

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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

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lmao that dukes VA makes fun of duke

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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

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BigBadSteve posted:

REAL MEN DON'T WIPE THEIR ASSES. MY FATHER TAUGHT ME IT'S GAY TO PUT YOUR FINGERS IN THERE.

https://sndup.net/8zkg/

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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

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Bad Purchase posted:

:dukedog: drat, I've never seen a thin person drinking diet coke.

The Coca Cola company is not happy with me--that's okay, I'll still keep drinking that garbage.:dukedog:

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