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What the gently caress did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the EDF, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the alien bastards that shot up my ride, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top RPG launcher in the entire earth defence forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the gently caress out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying that poo poo to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of babes across the planet and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're loving dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my mighty boot. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of a doorless room accessible only by window above a movie theatre and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable rear end off the face of the continent, you little poo poo. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will poo poo fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're loving dead, you bottom feeding, scum sucking algae eater.
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cumpantry posted:he wouldnt say any of that It's a "homage" so he would actually
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