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Those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride except you can't say "alien bastards" anymore on account that it might offend some septum ring green haired undercut they/them what's happened to this country 
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I'm Duke Nukem and I drink, I smoke cigars, love pornography and hang around glowing radioactive sludge so my dick is like your plan to take over the earth and steal our babes: it won't work
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Aug 26, 2023 01:47
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"Well... THAT just happened"
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Aug 26, 2023 10:34
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"I'm Uke Nukem, and this is 'Somewhere Over the Rainbow'"
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Aug 26, 2023 10:40
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I'm Duke Nukem, and if you think I'm a sex pest who brings shame to the title, wait until you meet my friend, Andrew, Duke of York.
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<raises hand on first day of medical school> "YOUR FACE, YOUR rear end: WHATS THE DIFFERENCE?"
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