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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > ITT we come up with badass things for Duke Nukem to say
 
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istewart
Apr 13, 2005

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 When it comes to great steaks, I've just raised the stakes!

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istewart
Apr 13, 2005

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Call Your Grandma posted:

bazinga
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istewart
Apr 13, 2005

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AgentF posted:

Goon fundraiser: now we hire Jon St John to record these.

https://www.cameo.com/dukenukem

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istewart
Apr 13, 2005

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Mumpy Puffinz posted:

stop being so funny. LOL

From now on, I am reading all your posts in Duke Nukem voice

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istewart
Apr 13, 2005

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Bad Purchase posted:

i’m looking for an alien toilet to park my bricks

yeah i know it’s only been 30 minutes since i went last, but i just can’t hold it very long anymore, it’s a medical thing baby

and yet it still comes out as bricks? fascinating. maybe it has something to do with the radiation exposure.

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istewart
Apr 13, 2005

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 A lot of what I’m taking away from this thread is that the next Duke Nukem game would do well to hire Chuck Tingle as head writer

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > ITT we come up with badass things for Duke Nukem to say