Anyone tried this Huel shit

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Overdog: Jul 12, 2023; by CVG
(and can't post for 10 years!)

I always think I'm gonna get into that healthy pasta poo poo with white wine and it's cool for like 2 meals a summer and I just want a meatball sub or some carne asada nachos.

# ? Aug 28, 2023 04:06

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# ? May 13, 2024 21:43

McSpanky: Jan 16, 2005

Nooner posted:

what the hell is a stone just use normal numbers I know you guys use pounds you limey gently caress

# ? Aug 28, 2023 05:24

Wendigee: Jul 19, 2004

Nooner posted:

what the hell is a stone just use normal numbers I know you guys use pounds you limey gently caress

Pick kg or pounds let's not bring in a third crazy measurement.. loving stones lol

# ? Aug 28, 2023 05:26

deep dish peat moss: Jul 27, 2006

stones are how weight was measured in the Ultima games

# ? Aug 28, 2023 07:20

nice obelisk idiot: May 18, 2023; funerary linens looking like dishrags

wait is lord british in charge of the uk? it would explain a lot

# ? Aug 28, 2023 07:24

Archer666: Dec 27, 2008

Sorry bro, I'd rather be eating my roundmeal

# ? Aug 28, 2023 07:55

RapturesoftheDeep: Jan 6, 2013

This stuff reminds me of a cartoon I saw in the 90s, they had this canned product called "Bachelor Chow" and the joke was it was like dog food except for goons. It was pretty funny, I can't remember what show it was, King of the Hill I think.

# ? Aug 28, 2023 08:22

Collapsing Farts: Jun 29, 2018; ð

Yeah I've tried huel, meal replacement shakes have been around for a long time at this point so they're hardly particularly weird

But Huel is overpriced and pointless

Mostly I just drink whey protein shakes after the gym instead since Huel has way too little protein for me

Collapsing Farts fucked around with this message at 08:33 on Aug 28, 2023

# ? Aug 28, 2023 08:31

Collapsing Farts: Jun 29, 2018; ð

my muscles need proper feed

# ? Aug 28, 2023 08:31

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003

What would happen if you mixed Huel with hard ketones

# ? Aug 28, 2023 08:34

hbag: Feb 13, 2021

the bars are alright but i just have them as like a snack not a "meal replacement" lmao

# ? Aug 28, 2023 08:38

Strategic Tea: Sep 1, 2012

I can't imagine caring enough about my job to forego actual human food and maximise time on task.

# ? Aug 28, 2023 09:53

Deep Glove Bruno: Sep 4, 2015; yung swamp thang

what's up with that
huell howser don't even smoke crack

# ? Aug 28, 2023 10:01

Deep Glove Bruno: Sep 4, 2015; yung swamp thang

Strategic Tea posted:

I can't imagine caring enough about my job to forego actual human food and maximise time on task.

it's all fake poo poo anyway when people say that. dudes who talk like that have jobs where they write 3 emails a day and then act like they just moved a fridge up four flights of stairs solo

# ? Aug 28, 2023 10:08

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

Deep Glove Bruno posted:

hue�ll howser don't even smoke crack

# ? Aug 28, 2023 10:16

Poohs Packin: Jan 13, 2019

Deep Glove Bruno posted:

it's all fake poo poo anyway when people say that. dudes who talk like that have jobs where they write 3 emails a day and then act like they just moved a fridge up four flights of stairs solo

its for grown men who can't cook

# ? Aug 28, 2023 11:00

Collapsing Farts: Jun 29, 2018; ð

im just lazy actually and its not like I drank that stuff for every meal. Usually just for breakfast. I have like zero appetite in the morning so if I can just drink something it fits me way better

# ? Aug 28, 2023 11:52

sigher: Apr 22, 2008; My guiding Moonlight...

Poohs Packin posted:

its for grown men who can't cook

Is there one aimed specifically for grown women who can't cook? Or can all women cook?

# ? Aug 28, 2023 13:37

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Yeah they just put it in a pink box and charge more for it

# ? Aug 28, 2023 13:42

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

It�s called lean cuisine

# ? Aug 28, 2023 13:44

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Archer666 posted:

Sorry bro, I'd rather be eating my roundmeal

Wondering if anyone ever won the visit from Davis.

# ? Aug 28, 2023 14:04

cumpantry: Dec 18, 2020

MrQwerty posted:

What would happen if you mixed Huel with hard ketones

Instant Immortality or Instant Death, either

# ? Aug 28, 2023 14:07

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

Smokin Huel w/ my juul

# ? Aug 28, 2023 14:07

SweetMercifulCrap!: Jan 28, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

RapturesoftheDeep posted:

This stuff reminds me of a cartoon I saw in the 90s, they had this canned product called "Bachelor Chow" and the joke was it was like dog food except for goons. It was pretty funny, I can't remember what show it was, King of the Hill I think.

It's Futurama and I thought of it too. An ad for Bachelor Chow is always in the opening sequence.

# ? Aug 28, 2023 14:28

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

Archer666 posted:

Sorry bro, I'd rather be eating my roundmeal

i was like "huh thats weird" thinking you would bake it then i say the "Boil In Bag"

:stonk:

# ? Aug 28, 2023 16:47

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

SERVES 3 MEN

# ? Aug 28, 2023 17:00

Deep Glove Bruno: Sep 4, 2015; yung swamp thang

(james hetfield voice) HUEL

# ? Aug 28, 2023 17:49

deep dish peat moss: Jul 27, 2006

OP here is a serious answer about HUEL

If there's one thing I learned from over a decade working in eCommerce it's that any company that plasters big ad campaigns all over major platforms like Reddit does not have a good product. Plastering major platforms with ads always works for increasing sales, no matter how lovely your product or service is. This causes a whole set of corollary problems; the business realizes that increasing its ad budget is more effective than putting money into its product, they make enough money to hire business consultants who will highlight how much money was spent on advertising and tell them that they need to recoup those costs elsewhere for the sake of investors who see marketing as pure expense, manufacturing processes get cut or diminished as funds get shifted to marketing budgets. It's a natural boom-bust cycle with product quality when it comes to eCommerce and if you ever see a highly-advertised product or service online you can be absolutely 100% sure that it is of worse quality than other, similar products with lower overall budgets who are trying their best to make a good product (so that they can later ruin it in favor of a larger ads budget).

# ? Aug 28, 2023 21:17

WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Oct 3, 2012; The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

deep dish peat moss posted:

OP here is a serious answer about HUEL

If there's one thing I learned from over a decade working in eCommerce it's that any company that plasters big ad campaigns all over major platforms like Reddit does not have a good product. Plastering major platforms with ads always works for increasing sales, no matter how lovely your product or service is. This causes a whole set of corollary problems; the business realizes that increasing its ad budget is more effective than putting money into its product, they make enough money to hire business consultants who will highlight how much money was spent on advertising and tell them that they need to recoup those costs elsewhere for the sake of investors who see marketing as pure expense, manufacturing processes get cut or diminished as funds get shifted to marketing budgets. It's a natural boom-bust cycle with product quality when it comes to eCommerce and if you ever see a highly-advertised product or service online you can be absolutely 100% sure that it is of worse quality than other, similar products with lower overall budgets who are trying their best to make a good product (so that they can later ruin it in favor of a larger ads budget).

My dad works in Madison square garden thank you

# ? Aug 28, 2023 21:21

zedprime: Jun 9, 2007; yospos

If your dad works in the garden why can't you eat garden salads for lunch?

# ? Aug 28, 2023 21:28

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

deep dish peat moss posted:

any company that plasters big ad campaigns all over major platforms like Reddit does not have a good product.

Deep Glove Bruno posted:

(james hetfield voice) HUEL

# ? Aug 28, 2023 23:31

cumpantry: Dec 18, 2020

Archer666 posted:

Sorry bro, I'd rather be eating my roundmeal

this is the first time i notice mr. HENTON'S wearing a wee little ten gallon. ten liter, maybe

# ? Aug 29, 2023 00:11

Punkinhead: Apr 2, 2015

Archer666 posted:

Sorry bro, I'd rather be eating my roundmeal

A Twilight zone where two astronauts fight each other to death for the last space MRE, as the victor eats the last freeze dried meal over the corpse of his former co-pilot the camera pans out and this is the planet

# ? Aug 29, 2023 00:34

Nice Tuckpointing!: Nov 3, 2005

deep dish peat moss posted:

OP here is a serious answer about HUEL

If there's one thing I learned from over a decade working in eCommerce it's that any company that plasters big ad campaigns all over major platforms like Reddit does not have a good product. Plastering major platforms with ads always works for increasing sales, no matter how lovely your product or service is. This causes a whole set of corollary problems; the business realizes that increasing its ad budget is more effective than putting money into its product, they make enough money to hire business consultants who will highlight how much money was spent on advertising and tell them that they need to recoup those costs elsewhere for the sake of investors who see marketing as pure expense, manufacturing processes get cut or diminished as funds get shifted to marketing budgets. It's a natural boom-bust cycle with product quality when it comes to eCommerce and if you ever see a highly-advertised product or service online you can be absolutely 100% sure that it is of worse quality than other, similar products with lower overall budgets who are trying their best to make a good product (so that they can later ruin it in favor of a larger ads budget).

Ever since that fallout over the "Be a Scottish lord!" thing a year or two ago, I now see any spike in a YouTube video or podcast sponsor as a major sign that the product is poo poo. Right now it seems to be AG1 and Masterworks...in which you can own a share in a painting?

# ? Aug 29, 2023 08:43

hbag: Feb 13, 2021

huel is the best "meal replacement" product on the market but that is not a very high bar. it's fine if you just treat it as like a snack i guess and don't actually try and replace your diet with it

# ? Aug 29, 2023 08:50

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Bottom Liner posted:

just eat food

# ? Aug 29, 2023 08:57

Klyith: Aug 3, 2007; GBS Pledge Week

does huel give you protein brick shits?

if so, the community should call it "burning a huel log"

# ? Aug 29, 2023 14:21

Rad-daddio: Apr 25, 2017

So, are these just MREs but for manchildren?

# ? Aug 29, 2023 14:45

WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Oct 3, 2012; The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

I start the morning with a quick mud drink to open my taste buds to food replacements before crackong open a bottle of Huel. I spend the rest of the morning trying to push a poo poo out before drinking slgher Huel

My wife won't sleep with me or kiss my because of Huel breath and Huel gas

Look I want this okay. I am loving HAPPY and you can't bring my clearly healthy lifestyle down

# ? Aug 29, 2023 15:28

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# ? May 13, 2024 21:43

JAnon: Jul 16, 2023

health gruel.

swimming puel.

Ferris Hueler.

Huely Lewis and the News.

# ? Aug 29, 2023 15:36

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