AFC West 2023: This is the year Russ cooks again. 8-9 season, order up!

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3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

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# ¿ Aug 26, 2023 22:31

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 04:46

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

I should clarify that it's more about how my feelings on the team change as the season progresses

# ¿ Aug 26, 2023 23:24

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

I'm blaming God for intervening on behalf of the rest of the division. Satan never did me like this.

# ¿ Aug 27, 2023 16:38

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Black Sunshine posted:

Also, expressing my disappointment in the lack of Lokey snipes lately, TFF just isn't the same anymore.

Lokey is no longer the fearsome behemoth he once was. He has grown into a new man with new responsibilities. In many ways, TFF IS Lokey.

# ¿ Sep 2, 2023 17:35

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

My high school had a single lady managing our mascot horse. Two if you count the guy dressed as a knight riding atop the beast.

# ¿ Sep 16, 2023 20:18

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

i'm watching The Rock and i find it highly amusing - yet fitting - that the "football game" target in oakland doesn't even have full stands. lol, lmao. even in fiction.

# ¿ Sep 23, 2023 03:35

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Simplex posted:

The Broncos aren't getting enough credit. Them going out there and humiliating themselves today is going to take all the heat away from CU and Coach Prime. But do you think they are going to get one thank you?

the heroes we need but not the ones we deserve

# ¿ Sep 24, 2023 20:19

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Broncos and Bears followed by the Jets. The next two weeks are make or break games.. that's loving sad.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2023 12:34

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

# ¿ Oct 1, 2023 14:39

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

SUre, buddy why don't you go win another super bowl about it

# ¿ Oct 1, 2023 15:14

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

I'm glad the Broncos are proving me wrong. :3:

# ¿ Oct 1, 2023 20:30

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

waffle enthusiast posted:

Hot take: barely winning a game like this is worse than losing because it forestalls a course correction.

probably but i'd rather not be dead last. i'd be more concerned about a win streak of close games

# ¿ Oct 1, 2023 20:55

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Kull the Conqueror posted:

Also the same game that Charles fumbled away at the 1. And the last time the Broncos won the matchup.

The last good year

# ¿ Oct 11, 2023 16:49

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

for sale: game ball. never caught.

# ¿ Oct 19, 2023 16:36

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Kull the Conqueror posted:

My best friends' kid was born with a congenital heart defect. I will spare you the details but he has endured multiple open heart surgeries and thanks to 21st century advances in medicine he is a shy but happy child who makes my heart melt. He will be celebrating his third birthday this week.

So how about Children's Heart Foundation?

Seconded.

# ¿ Oct 30, 2023 18:16

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Congrats Raiders fans

# ¿ Nov 1, 2023 17:39

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

I'm just glad you had the confidence to back up your bold claim that the Chiefs could possibly beat the Broncos, even if it ended poorly for you. I appreciate your sportsmanship.

# ¿ Nov 10, 2023 22:37

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

SalTheBard posted:

3DH, I don't know if I told you why I have a special hatred for the Broncos.

For awhile the Broncos were doing this "Salute to Service" thing for their first home game of the season. They would give a bunch of the bases around the area tickets to the game, we would do the flag stuff on the field, stand in formation for the national anthem, then watch the game from the stands. Obviously you have to be in uniform to do all of this. So in like 2006 I went because the home opener was the Chiefs.

We were up in the nosebleeds watching the game, I was having a great time watching the game and cheering for the Chiefs. This loving rear end in a top hat turns around, looks me dead rear end in the eye, screams gently caress the Chiefs and gives me double middle fingers. I was so loving mad, but because I was in uniform I couldn't be like "Yeah and Jake Plummer sucks dick too you gently caress boy" I just had to sit there and smile. It loving made me so goddam mad that this rear end in a top hat did that to me. Prior to that the only AFC West team I hated was the Raiders, but after that Broncos got added to the list too.

That's rough!!!

I'm glad you have a legitimate reason for hating the Broncos. Let hate nourish you!!

# ¿ Nov 13, 2023 18:17

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

wow uh wow lol

# ¿ Nov 14, 2023 05:36

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

The downfall of the Chiefs led to the Rise of the Broncos (country)

# ¿ Nov 20, 2023 05:34

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

each foe is more formidable than the last, yet the broncos push on. i'm gonna get subway to celebrate. something spicy.

# ¿ Nov 20, 2023 05:35

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

# ¿ Nov 27, 2023 01:19

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

I think I'm gonna go see the Broncos when they visit the Chargers at the Ram's stadium.

# ¿ Nov 27, 2023 23:34

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Got my nosebleeds for Sofi on Dec 10. :woop:

# ¿ Nov 30, 2023 06:10

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

3 DONG HORSE posted:

Got my nosebleeds for Sofi on Dec 10.

This was a great game to go to! So much energy from the Broncos fans, it felt like what I imagine a home game to be like.

# ¿ Dec 11, 2023 03:52

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Rooster Brooster posted:

You never been to Mile High?

Only in my dreams

# ¿ Dec 11, 2023 04:21

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Rooster Brooster posted:

Man. Denver is a great city and Mile High is an amazing place to watch football. I highly recommend the pilgrimage.

Oh I know. I absolutely love Denver. I just haven't been able to time a trip so that it overlaps with a Broncos home game. The stars will eventually align!

# ¿ Dec 11, 2023 04:30

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Kull the Conqueror posted:

If my friend texts are reasonable anecdotal evidence, Broncos Country is riding hard af right now

# ¿ Dec 11, 2023 06:12

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

kiimo posted:

the only division solidarity is gently caress the Raiders

# ¿ Dec 11, 2023 22:11

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

The only time I've seen any sort of anger or fight was at a Panthers@49ers game where a guy in a Falcons jersey thought my Panthers fan buddy was cheering too loudly so of course he had to throw a fist (and missed, and then fell down several rows of stands).

# ¿ Dec 14, 2023 17:46

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Nervous posted:

It seems to be an AFC West thing

I sure hope Staley stays so we can really build this tradition

# ¿ Dec 15, 2023 06:09

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

It's crazy how fast things change in the division. Just a year ago I thought the Broncos would be bottom barrel for eternity and a year before that I thought they'd be top tier. Now I'm comfortably in the middle but it's a wild ride.

# ¿ Dec 16, 2023 01:22

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Calidus posted:

Dam Broncos might actually cut Russ and take the cap hit in 24 and 25. $35 million and $45 million in dead cap is brutal.

It's okay, clearly we will draft a miraculous rookie who will be superior to Russ in every way. Clearly.

# ¿ Dec 27, 2023 21:19

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Kull the Conqueror posted:

This is beyond lame. They�re basically confessing that they�re not going to try for the next two seasons

I think they're gonna draft a QB and hope to god it's a hit, if not, punt punt punt

# ¿ Dec 28, 2023 16:30

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Black Sunshine posted:

Because with 2 games to go you still have a chance of winning the division. It doesn't matter if it's a small chance, it's still possible. The Chiefs offense is dogshit right now and just got manhandled at home on Christmas day by a Raiders defense that isn't full of superstars aside from Maxx. It's not out of the realm of possibility that they can drop the last 2 games, poo poo happens in the NFL.

I'd just be pissed as a fan and am kinda surprised that so many Broncos fans are cool with it considering that this is probably their best chance for a playoff spot over the next 2-3 years with the rebuild on the horizon.

I don't think things are as dire as the Raiders/Chargers think their own situation is, lol

# ¿ Dec 28, 2023 21:19

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

a neat cape posted:

I think things in Denver are about to get very very bad

I've seen worse.

# ¿ Dec 28, 2023 22:52

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

a neat cape posted:

I don't think you have lol. Denver's never really been truly sustained awful before

*looks at last 8 years*

those weren't awful years??? :monocle:

# ¿ Dec 28, 2023 22:56

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Black Sunshine posted:

You don't know what awful is until you experience 20+ consecutive years of sustained garbage football with a couple mediocre seasons thrown in to provide false hope

You have a Superbowl win less than 10 years ago, you're doing loving fantastic compared to most fanbases

*Incoming "Decade of Spectacular Failure" post about the Broncos*

a neat cape posted:

Compared to what Denver was before, yeah.

I will direct you to the Raiders over the past 20 years or the Lions for the past 30 to see what Awful looks like

I'll say that winning a Super Bowl feels like doing the finest of cocaine so being without it is pretty miserable in its own way. But I can't say the Broncos will be any worse than the last 7-8 years based off the next two years. Certainly not Lions/Jets/Browns level. Now I ain't saying it's gonna be a fun ride, just maybe there's gonna be a sunrise eventually.

the Raiders deserve everything and gently caress the Chiefs

# ¿ Dec 28, 2023 23:52

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

As long as its Moneyball or Dodgeball then I'm in full agreement

# ¿ Dec 31, 2023 17:07

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 04:46

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

kiimo posted:

My wishlist for the Chiefs:

-Bring in a WR that can catch in clutch situations
-Move up to the middle of the first round and draft OT
-Let Chris Jones go and get a comp pick
-Give Lajarius Sneed a big ol contract

dude, relax, and enjoy the playoffs first!

# ¿ Jan 8, 2024 19:25

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