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Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
Anybody heard of this hard ketone business? I guess it's a drink that converts into ketones in the bloodstream and gets you drunk (their wording is"tipsy" so maybe just a buzz and not full on intoxication but I'm not sure)

I bought some to try it out, I just ordered it yesterday not sure when it will arrive. It was pretty expensive but if there really is an alternative to alcohol that's way healthier maybe it's worth it? Also wondering how it mixes with weed.

Personally I'm just waiting for the government to crack down on it as right now it seems anyone can order it. Then again is it even harmful to kids? It's just ketones which your body can produce on its own. It's not toxic to the liver like alcohol.

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titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Saw an ad for it and figured I'd wait to see how others feel.

I assume it's bullshit, like most things, but idk

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Have you heard of jenkem, the totally legal sensation that's sweeping the nation?

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.
Yeah just order random chemicals off the internet and drink them. Seems like a good idea.

Decedent
Dec 20, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

Hollismason posted:

Yeah just order random chemicals off the internet and drink them. Seems like a good idea.

Yes, do this for the next few years then let me know what kind of cancer you get, that way I can weigh the odds for/against drinking a diet coke and smoking a weed.

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
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If you want a quick buzz just hyperventilate untill you feel dizzy.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




my ketones are always hard

Decedent
Dec 20, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

Bad Purchase posted:

my ketones are always hard

i have not heard of this until now and would like to know more

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

I'm sick of seeing animated weiners french kissing in every fucking GBS thread.
Lol ordering research chemicals to cop an extremely light buzz

roomtone
Jul 1, 2021

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 24 days!)

is this the beginning of synthahol

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Wait until you find out about autoerotic asphyxiation, the free legal high the government doesn't want you to do!

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Hollismason posted:

Yeah just order random chemicals off the internet and drink them. Seems like a good idea.

Been saying this.

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost
:lol: https://michaelkummer.com/health/hard-ketones-alcohol-alternative/

quote:

Note that 1,3-butanediol is not to be confused with 1,4-butanediol, an industrial chemical intermediate that the DEA claims is used illicitly as a substitute to gamma-hydroxybutyric acid (GHB) — a Schedule 1 depressant that teens and young adults used in dance clubs in the 1990s. Any mention of butanediol throughout this article refers strictly to 1,3-butanediol!

:lmao: You're roofying yourself, and I'm going to assume it will burn a hole straight through your liver.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Alcohol is pretty natural OP. Not sure why you'd seek out an unknown alternative to get a light buzz. Just have a couple drinks instead of a dozen OP.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

I'm sick of seeing animated weiners french kissing in every fucking GBS thread.
ETHANOL FREE ALCOHOL lmao

just lol, what a complete misrepresentation of "ingesting a prodrug that metabolizes into GHB (which is not alcohol)"

do not take drugs that are completely misrepresenting what they are, op

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

im in Hard Ketosis myself

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

I'm sick of seeing animated weiners french kissing in every fucking GBS thread.
i guarantee at least one manufacturer is purposely labeling 1,4-butanediol as 1,3-butanediol cuz thats how this always goes, then the feds freak out about the children and schedule it

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
On a friday night me and my bros just take turns choking each other out for a safe alcohol free treat

The X-man cometh
Nov 1, 2009
Aren't ketones responsible for hangovers?

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Aren't ketones horse tranquilizers/ the hot new antidepressant?

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

I'm sick of seeing animated weiners french kissing in every fucking GBS thread.

titty_baby_ posted:

Aren't ketones horse tranquilizers/ the hot new antidepressant?

Ketamine is a dissociative anesthetic in the same chemical family as dextromethorphan and phencyclidine. This poo poo is precursors for brain chems like GABA and GHB.

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

re: random chemicals off the internet, I took adrafinil occasionally for a bit while in the Army because it legitimately did help with things like staying awake during 24 hour staff duty without giving me heart palpitations like too much caffeine does, and even with a fairly large body of medical research behind it and ordering from what "the nootropics community" agreed was a safe and reputable vendor, I was always paranoid that I was ingesting something with heavy metals or some other toxic poo poo in it.

After I got out, I looked at ordering more, but apparently adrafinil isn't really being manufactured now, and instead people are taking new unresearched poo poo like fladrafinil and flmodafinil and I figured this was a good place to end my little experiment of ingesting chemicals from the internet.

So to sum up make sure you take a double dose to start, I'm sure it's gonna be great.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

I'm sick of seeing animated weiners french kissing in every fucking GBS thread.
i stopped ordering chemicals off the internet when Canada and the US scheduled 2Cs and the days of getting good, clean 2C-I and 2C-B in the mail ended.

I had a buddy that continued ordering Chinese 2Cs for a while. I never took them. He was always bitching about how they were bunk about 90% of the time, to which I would respond, "lol you don't even know what you're taking and I guarantee 1) it's not a 2C and 2) it has lead in it"

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug

The X-man cometh posted:

Aren't ketones responsible for hangovers?

I think you're thinking of "drinking too much"

Decedent
Dec 20, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
i used to buy pot from a guy down by the river. in hindsight, this was a bad place to buy pot. now i get my pot from a doctor with a prescription. much safer.

Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee
ketone on the ritz

Zugzwang
Jan 2, 2005

You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.


Ramrod XTreme

MrQwerty posted:

ETHANOL FREE ALCOHOL lmao

just lol, what a complete misrepresentation of "ingesting a prodrug that metabolizes into GHB (which is not alcohol)"

do not take drugs that are completely misrepresenting what they are, op
What's the worst that can happen?

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


La beast already did this a decade ago by huffing alcohol vapors op

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
If it isn't raspberry ketones endorsed by extremely credible doctor and, frankly politician Dr. Oz who was ROBBED of his rightful Senate seat by idk antifa terrorists fentanyling you through the mail I am NOT. INTERESTED.

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

Dirty Dan Clutterbuck and the Hard Ketones

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I simply just drink a refreshing hard janjerel when I want to get a little "lifted" op

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!
i "lift" myself with viagra

Axolotl
Jan 23, 2002
Whatever

Dixville posted:

Anybody heard of this hard ketone business? I guess it's a drink that converts into ketones in the bloodstream and gets you drunk (their wording is"tipsy" so maybe just a buzz and not full on intoxication but I'm not sure)

I bought some to try it out, I just ordered it yesterday not sure when it will arrive. It was pretty expensive but if there really is an alternative to alcohol that's way healthier maybe it's worth it? Also wondering how it mixes with weed.

Personally I'm just waiting for the government to crack down on it as right now it seems anyone can order it. Then again is it even harmful to kids? It's just ketones which your body can produce on its own. It's not toxic to the liver like alcohol.

"Hard Ketones" is just alkie slang for a medicine cabinet cocktail of two parts flavored mouthwash, one part rubbing alcohol, and a splash of nail polish remover in a 5 oz bathroom Dixie cup garnished with a cottonball.

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




Can I have a mangosteen hard ketone

worm girl
Feb 12, 2022

Can you hear it too?
Finally, a sequel to the phenazepam thread.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
*me ordering an unfamiliar drink at the pub*

“Hello I’d like a…hard kee-tone-ays please”

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

I wait with morbid intent.

Also I'm a literal vulture, we like meat pre marinaded.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I'd like some "Just Right" Ketones.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

people are out there drinking this instead of smoking legal weed and that says something about the world

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82723
Aug 28, 2023
how about better ethanol and biology instead?

*sips a glass of "hard" ketones*

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