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Zugzwang
Jan 2, 2005

You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.


Ramrod XTreme
What proof are the hard ketones, OP?

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RavenousScoot
Mar 22, 2013

them soft boiled ketones arr kinda stringy and weird and I DON'T like em nuh uh

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

And this Ketone was too soft....

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

The Ketones sounds like an early ‘60s surf rock band.

Hard Ketones sounds like a late ‘60s progressive band.

Flora Finching
Sep 10, 2009

Just drink antifreeze, it's cheaper and doesn't taste half bad. Enjoy your dialysis.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Is this like the ketone diet except harder?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

EXTREME KETONES!!!!!

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

DicktheCat posted:

I wait with morbid intent.

Also I'm a literal vulture, we like meat pre marinaded.

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

MrQwerty posted:

Ketamine is a dissociative anesthetic in the same chemical family as dextromethorphan and phencyclidine. This poo poo is precursors for brain chems like GABA and GHB.

No I think you're wrong

I Miss Snausages
Mar 8, 2005
Volvorific!
Why not do this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxzUS1P4bnQ

RavenousScoot
Mar 22, 2013

girl what you pair them dirty rear end ketones with

RavenousScoot
Mar 22, 2013

yeah I'll just have one ketone, bartender

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Ketone and tonic please. With a lime.

I shouldn't have to ask for the lime, but I will, because I know this bar sucks and has no idea how to make a proper drink.

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
Has anyone heard from OP? Last thing they said was they were testing it out. Maybe the ketones were too hard?

Edit: repost this in a day or week or whatever as necessary. Rip in piece OP.

Decedent
Dec 20, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

Colonel Cancer posted:

for a safe alcohol free treat

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Ketone Krunk

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

I've heard of "Hard Dicks", OP, is that what you were referring to, perhaps?

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Anyone remember that goon who lived on fat and then destroyed he own body

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

DOWN HERE IN THE KETONE MINES

SLAMMING ROCK, YO

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


can i smoke it? i freaking LOVE drugs.

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Thought that was just a fancy name for kidney stones tbh

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Treecko posted:

Thought that was just a fancy name for kidney stones tbh

The mineral is the same, just on a much larger scale.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Just... Lol

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side

Dixville posted:

Anybody heard of this hard ketone business? I guess it's a drink that converts into ketones in the bloodstream and gets you drunk (their wording is"tipsy" so maybe just a buzz and not full on intoxication but I'm not sure)

I bought some to try it out, I just ordered it yesterday not sure when it will arrive. It was pretty expensive but if there really is an alternative to alcohol that's way healthier maybe it's worth it? Also wondering how it mixes with weed.

Personally I'm just waiting for the government to crack down on it as right now it seems anyone can order it. Then again is it even harmful to kids? It's just ketones which your body can produce on its own. It's not toxic to the liver like alcohol.

I use them, this brand: https://shop.ketoneaid.com/

"KE4 x 12 bottles"

5 ml in the morning and 5 ml at night. I measure it into a shot glass of cold water, otherwise it's too intense (it does have cherry flavoring).

I use this disposable transfer pipette for measuring.

The main thing to remember with this, is that it does not burn fat. The only thing that can do that is physical activity.

And I have no idea where the OP heard that this has some kind of intoxication or alcohol effect. It doesn't.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exogenous_ketone

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

So this isn't a ghb drug? It's for whatever you posted?

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Dick Fontaine posted:

people are out there drinking this instead of smoking legal weed and that says something about the world

weed is a gateway drug to hard ketones

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

flubber nuts posted:

can i smoke it? i freaking LOVE drugs.

I only smoke meth distilled and refined from the freshest hooker piss get on my level

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I was doin' 3, 4 lines of Ketones a day, I was wack, man. No one can handle that stuff.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

I'm sick of seeing animated weiners french kissing in every fucking GBS thread.

Bula Vinaka posted:

I use them, this brand: https://shop.ketoneaid.com/
...
And I have no idea where the OP heard that this has some kind of intoxication or alcohol effect. It doesn't.

that website is literally selling ketone seltzer as an intoxicating beverage right at the top of the page

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Bula Vinaka posted:

I use them, this brand: https://shop.ketoneaid.com/

"KE4 x 12 bottles"

5 ml in the morning and 5 ml at night. I measure it into a shot glass of cold water, otherwise it's too intense (it does have cherry flavoring).

I use this disposable transfer pipette for measuring.

The main thing to remember with this, is that it does not burn fat. The only thing that can do that is physical activity.

And I have no idea where the OP heard that this has some kind of intoxication or alcohol effect. It doesn't.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exogenous_ketone

That link you posted is selling the drunk ketones op is talking about, and also they’re selling something called snake water

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

MrQwerty posted:

that website is literally selling ketone seltzer as an intoxicating beverage right at the top of the page

Lmao

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

MrQwerty posted:

that website is literally selling ketone seltzer as an intoxicating beverage right at the top of the page

intoxinicating

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

bro, xilazine is basically free and has zero downsides

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side

MrQwerty posted:

that website is literally selling ketone seltzer as an intoxicating beverage right at the top of the page

They included a free can of that with my last order. I drank it. I felt nothing.

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
America is so cool.

You got the snake oil medicine, practically have witch trials, slavery...

Real first world nation stuff. If it was the 16th century.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

We also have a poo poo load of guns idiot!

DickParasite
Dec 2, 2004


Slippery Tilde

MrQwerty posted:

that website is literally selling ketone seltzer as an intoxicating beverage right at the top of the page

Compare Ethanol Alcohol vs Ketohol posted:

Alcohol (ethanol) converts in the liver to a toxic by-product.
By contrast, Ketohol converts to ketones, a longevity molecule your body naturally produces after fasting or a keto diet.
Alcohol makes you more hungry.
Ketohol makes ketones, an appetite suppressant. Consider skipping dinner!
Alcohol kicks you out of ketosis.
Ketohol is truly ketogenic and will raise blood ketones 1.5-2mm per can. But this isn't just for keto people!

Bolding mine but :lmao:

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

I'm sick of seeing animated weiners french kissing in every fucking GBS thread.

Wee posted:

America is so cool.

You got the snake oil medicine, practically have witch trials, slavery...

Real first world nation stuff. If it was the 16th century.

The USA sucks in a whole lot of ways, but this is hardly the only country on the planet where people take sketchy workout drugs.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
the world should encourage more sketchy work out drugs tbh the whole rigamarole about banned drugs in sports is asinine and creepier even than the grotesque effects of like juicing or whatever

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Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

:hmmyes:

Need more roided out people going crazy

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