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Lazyfire
Feb 4, 2006

God saves. Satan Invests


JoeJoe's Bizarre Cancventure.

Edit: Oh no. This is a bad snipe.

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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
How the gently caress did this get to three pages in a day??

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tito_the_Builder

thankfully this guy is still ok

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

How the gently caress did this get to three pages in a day??

goons mostly love dunking on dead conservatives

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Bluemillion posted:

Joe the Plumber outlived Zeke the Plumber. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kirk_Baily
There is no justice in this world.

:smith:

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

How the gently caress did this get to three pages in a day??

Boe the Bummer

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

He's plunging toilets in Hell now, God bless him.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
That's what he gets for lying about being a plumber, it's in the ten commandments, you can't bear false witness :colbert:

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

His political ambitions sure went down the drain.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

His body plumb gave out.

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

im 34 and sometimes i look in the mirror and think im starting to look like poo poo but god drat

thanks for the self esteem boost brother

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Here lies Joe. Killed by a speeding turtle shell.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

pencilhands posted:

im 34 and sometimes i look in the mirror and think im starting to look like poo poo but god drat

thanks for the self esteem boost brother

u dont have to wear those giant glasses bro

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

Chinatown posted:

u dont have to wear those giant glasses bro

?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Your av

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

:rip:

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022


?

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983


Everyone is their avatar IRL

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!
Did John McCain ever have sexual thoughts about Sarah Palin?

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
Did John McCain ever have sex

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

Private Cumshoe posted:

Did John McCain ever have sex

i think he has a daughter or something

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
Gross

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

this poor hard done by man with a mere $250,000 in income was condescended to by illegitimate kenyan ‘president’ barry obama of the choom choom gang

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Brrrmph posted:

Did John McCain ever have sexual thoughts about Sarah Palin?

I assume everyone has had sexual thoughts about Sarah Palin

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



bossy lady posted:

Everyone is their avatar IRL

This is canon.

ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014
didn’t fox send him to israel at some point to do some “reporting”

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

nooner murdered this guy and has posted this thread to gloat

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Ol' Plumby Joe

Mr. Blastaway
Jun 23, 2004

The deep state did it. Somebody tell Tito the builder before it's too late!

MEIN RAVEN
Oct 7, 2008

Gutentag Mein Raven

Mr. Blastaway posted:

The deep state did it. Somebody tell Tito the builder before it's too late!

And we’re coming for Ken Bone and his stupid cardigan next god damnit

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

No. 6 posted:

His body plumb gave out.

He died as he lived, hands on a ballcock

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Rest in Plumbing

Internet Old One
Dec 6, 2021

Coke Adds Life

git apologist posted:

this poor hard done by man with a mere $250,000 in income was condescended to by illegitimate kenyan ‘president’ barry obama of the choom choom gang

Oh yeah I forgot about the 250k income. He actually made like 40k and the 250k was based on a casual conversation with his boss about selling the company to him or someone sometime in his onboarding.

The boss totally forgot the discussion and Joe went in every day thinking he was selected at his interview to be the future owner as soon as they got around to it or something. I don’t remember his exact understanding of the math but basically the owner would have basically been throwing away free money by selling to Joe by his understanding. Not surprising the sort of personality drawn to conservative politics would stop asking questions when they like their current understanding of a situation no matter how nonsensical or incongruent.

Even though by joes understanding he’d probably have no problem paying back a loan, I had to wonder how he though a bank was going to give him that money with no assets and a 40k job. It’s also a mystery to me how he went into work every day thinking he’d own the place without being a licensed plumber but he’d somehow have licensed plumbers on staff who are happy working for him while he keeps most of the profits and why the boss wouldn’t have tried to sell to one of them first.

Internet Old One
Dec 6, 2021

Coke Adds Life
Based on the circumstances of his divorce and his governance experience I’m sure John already had a whole plan in place if she offered up the ‘nani. I gotta admit spending my retirement years being president and ducking out to bone Palin is probably better than what I’ll get with even my most optimistic 401k projections.

Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


Here's Joe reporting from Israel...?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OVXcvPj7m0

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

Internet Old One posted:

The boss totally forgot the discussion and Joe went in every day thinking he was selected at his interview to be the future owner as soon as they got around to it or something. I

One thing that is perhaps overlooked here is that he says the job interview where they maybe discussed him taking over the business happened six years prior to his interaction with Obama and was never mentioned to him by his boss again. The guy was flat out lying so he could try and seem cool in front of Obama but inadvertently went the 2008 equivalent of viral. He was also not a real plumber. He built an entire career on a weird braggy lie he told a politician.

Also McCain brought him up a thousand times and campaigned with him and then Joe the Plumber wrote a whole book about how he thought McCain was a lovely candidate and he didn't like him lol.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
heaven has another angel now :pray:

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Brrrmph posted:

Did John McCain ever have sexual thoughts about Sarah Palin?

I can't remember if they were talking about Palin or somebody else but an angry McCain allegedly turned to his wife and said, "At least she doesn't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you c***."

JAnon
Jul 16, 2023

Bluemillion posted:

Joe the Plumber outlived Zeke the Plumber. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kirk_Baily
There is no justice in this world.

other way around, actually! :nerd:

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Trying
Sep 26, 2019

looks like he’s plumb out of luck

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