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https://twitter.com/oldbooksguy/status/1695775948569018481 I think it is great that we have finally settled the debate between good art and bad art in an easy to use guide, I am personally very tired of art that enfeebles life.
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Is this good art OP
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Aug 29, 2023 15:51
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thanks to jash for an incredible tweet, and to TO for sharing it with us 
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Aug 29, 2023 15:52
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its true, the only way to appreciate art is with a spreadsheet and checklist. why yes i do refer to women as females, why do you ask?
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Aug 29, 2023 15:53
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Buce posted:its true, the only way to appreciate art is with a spreadsheet and checklist. why yes i do refer to women as females, why do you ask? This is why I always bring a checklist with me when I visit art museums, the docents are all so full of poo poo.
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Aug 29, 2023 15:55
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Buce posted:its true, the only way to appreciate art is with a spreadsheet and checklist. why yes i do refer to women as females, why do you ask?  All art is good as long as you made it yourself. Even if it is making GBS threads dick nipples on sonic. Just because it's good doesn't mean you should share it with the world.
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Aug 29, 2023 15:56
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Aug 29, 2023 16:03
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Oh no I think that guy is serious, that chart got funnier as I kept reading it and I was expecting it to be a parody but looking at his other tweets he's actually serious. Or committing to the bit so hard I can't recognize it as parody anymore.
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Aug 29, 2023 16:10
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the word fart contains the word art, and i find it difficult to believe that it is a coincidence
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Aug 29, 2023 16:14
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For the inevitable ex-Twitter users:
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Aug 29, 2023 16:21
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BigBadSteve posted:For the inevitable ex-Twitter users:
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Aug 29, 2023 16:22
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WISES TO DESTROY THE CANON
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Aug 29, 2023 16:24
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you see, just reference my good/bad art spreadsheet....
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Aug 29, 2023 16:26
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the "bulletproof coffee vs weed" thing is bad enough (coffee and weed are neither opposites nor opponents, they are dear friends.. but "bulletproof" is always a red flag) but im pretty sure anyone who talks about "mans divine right and terrible duty" is not someone i want anywhere near my art or my life in any context
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Aug 29, 2023 16:26
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Point 1, and it's wrong already. Makes you feel weird is to be expected when experiencing great art by the likes of Heironymous Bosch and Salvador Dali, and probably by many thousands of other artists too.
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Aug 29, 2023 16:27
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BigBadSteve posted:Point 1, and it's wrong already. Makes you feel weird is to be expected from experiencing great art by the likes of Heironymous Bosch and Salvador Dali, and probably by many thousands of other artists too. i rather doubt the person who made that chart enjoys either bosch or dali in fact i bet their favorite piece of visual art is like, marble columns or some poo poo like that
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Aug 29, 2023 16:28
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 good art has drugs be about magic mushrooms
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Aug 29, 2023 16:28
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BigBadSteve posted:Point 1, and it's wrong already. Makes you feel weird is to be expected when experiencing great art by the likes of Heironymous Bosch and Salvador Dali, and probably by many thousands of other artists too. I'm sorry, but those are objectively bad artists, if you can even call them artists, they confuse the mind just for starters.
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Aug 29, 2023 16:34
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Thomas Kinkade! He's the Painter of Light, you know.
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Aug 29, 2023 16:42
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Three Olives posted:I'm sorry, but those are objectively bad artists, if you can even call them artists, they confuse the mind just for starters. I'm sorry, but your mind has been confused by stupid social media posts and bad toilet training or something. Also, and sorry to have to be so blunt, but the stuffed penguins on the shelf in your home office room are in extremely poor taste, whether they're intended to represent Linux or not.
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Aug 29, 2023 16:46
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I am getting angrier the more I think about this he made an S-tier art shitpost by accident, I couldn't be that funny if I tried.
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Aug 29, 2023 16:47
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Jash is a wise and kind man. We should all listen to him more,
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Aug 29, 2023 16:51
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BigBadSteve posted:Point 1, and it's wrong already. Makes you feel weird is to be expected when experiencing great art by the likes of Heironymous Bosch and Salvador Dali, and probably by many thousands of other artists too. Kirk Johnson
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Aug 29, 2023 16:51
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If you feel weird looking upon the masterworks of Kirk Johnson that's a you problem.
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Aug 29, 2023 17:03
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zedprime posted:If you feel weird looking upon the masterworks of Kirk Johnson that's a you problem. His works clearly confuse the mind as evidenced by the famous refrain “what is that man doing to his anus?”
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Aug 29, 2023 17:07
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the only thing i can really say about art anymore is a lot of people apparently have the time to keep insisting they are artists like some guy who is genuinely looking forward to replacing some pavers in his garden strikes me as more artistic as a lot of these people writing shows or playing music these days. but whatever i just turned 30 and i got to have my fun with some creatives when i was younger
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Aug 29, 2023 17:12
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20 Blunts posted:the only thing i can really say about art anymore is a lot of boring fucks insist on making it having not much to say about art is very boring but at least you aren't making art so thanks
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Aug 29, 2023 17:12
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PinheadSlim posted:having not much to say about art is very boring but at least you aren't making art so thanks i edited my thought, i have plenty to say about art. but to your point, i find it refreshing when people who dont have much to say about art other than that they enjoy x, y, z.
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Aug 29, 2023 17:16
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I don't have Twitter, but I think it's safe to assume that this is one of those accounts where the guy does nothing but post his narrow-rear end definition of "classical" art, books, architecture, etc. while whining about how ugly modern everything is and harping about Edit: Probably against my better judgement I went and used Nitter, and hahahaha, what a fuckin' dweeb. Look at this poo poo: 
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IBroughttheFunk posted:I don't have Twitter, but I think it's safe to assume that this is one of those accounts where the guy does nothing but post his narrow-rear end definition of "classical" art, books, architecture, etc. while whining about how ugly modern everything is and harping about Did we cede all classical art, literature and architecture to the nazis now?
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Aug 29, 2023 17:28
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Brain Curry posted:His works clearly confuse the mind as evidenced by the famous refrain “what is that man doing to his anus?”
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Aug 29, 2023 17:33
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BigBadSteve posted:For the inevitable ex-Twitter users: this is art
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Aug 29, 2023 17:40
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I addition to this, the only architecture that is beautiful is that which has large columns and marble. Also must be made by white ppl, or something is weird/ugly about it?
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Aug 29, 2023 17:49
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Solenna posted:Oh no I think that guy is serious, that chart got funnier as I kept reading it and I was expecting it to be a parody but looking at his other tweets he's actually serious. Or committing to the bit so hard I can't recognize it as parody anymore. Satire died in 2016 and real life has been a parody of itself since then op.
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Aug 29, 2023 17:50
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GOOD ART: cum BAD ART: no cum
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Aug 29, 2023 17:59
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neato burrito posted:GOOD ART: cum
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Aug 29, 2023 18:00
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Satire died in 2016 and real life has been a parody of itself since then op. Szechwan posted:I addition to this, the only architecture that is beautiful is that which has large columns and marble. Also must be made by white ppl, or something is weird/ugly about it? I just remembered that Trump tried to ban modern architecture from being used for federal buildings.
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Aug 29, 2023 18:05
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 This makes me feel weird. Who is this strenge lady? Why is is showing me her boobs? Your pervert. I don't like this, it makes me feel weird. Verdict - BAD ART  Oh, I know these guys - it's Sonic and Mario! And they're gonna be each other's boyfriend! How sweet! Wow, this put me in a good mood. Verdict - GOOD ART
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EorayMel posted:Is this good art OP This is bad art because the weed users killed two people and buried them in their garden. The weed is literally fertilized by their evil act and they smoke it and make more bad art and probably kill more people
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