what should i do with this cuke puree

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Buce: Dec 23, 2005

# ? Aug 31, 2023 16:39

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# ? May 6, 2024 22:01

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003; I'm sick of seeing animated weiners french kissing in every fucking GBS thread.

Puke puree :barf:

# ? Aug 31, 2023 16:40

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

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# ? Aug 31, 2023 16:42

Jose Oquendo: Jun 20, 2004; Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

put your dick in it.

# ? Aug 31, 2023 16:45

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

Puke puree

# ? Aug 31, 2023 16:47

Buce: Dec 23, 2005

it has a kind of clay-like consistency

# ? Aug 31, 2023 16:54

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Throw the pur�e in the trash, gas thread, ban op

# ? Aug 31, 2023 16:55

Konar: Dec 14, 2006; by Fluffdaddy

Cover with a bunch of dill and salt and deep fry it

# ? Aug 31, 2023 16:55

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003; I'm sick of seeing animated weiners french kissing in every fucking GBS thread.

make the cucumber puree look like the ET cinnamon roll

# ? Aug 31, 2023 16:56

ElectricSheep: Jan 14, 2006; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Depending on how you like the texture that could be the start of an interesting tzatziki

# ? Aug 31, 2023 16:56

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

MrQwerty posted:

make the cucumber puree look like the ET cinnamon roll

Jose Oquendo posted:

put your dick in it.

# ? Aug 31, 2023 16:57

naem: May 29, 2011

how does one produce duke pur�e and why

did you extract juice for some reason

# ? Aug 31, 2023 17:01

Buce: Dec 23, 2005

ElectricSheep posted:

Depending on how you like the texture that could be the start of an interesting tzatziki

i'm gonna do this

# ? Aug 31, 2023 17:01

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Extracting �juice� from my �cuke� rn

# ? Aug 31, 2023 17:03

TK8325: Sep 22, 2014

tzatz...

ElectricSheep posted:

Depending on how you like the texture that could be the start of an interesting tzatziki

what they said

also cat puke purree

# ? Aug 31, 2023 17:32

Grey Cat: Jun 3, 2023; Doing stuff and things

Shrek visit your home, op?

# ? Aug 31, 2023 17:33

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

"cuke"? the coca-cola standin from that one episode of "the it crowd"???

# ? Aug 31, 2023 17:48

Jelly: Feb 11, 2004; Ask me about my STD collection!

i'd like a buce puree

# ? Aug 31, 2023 18:30

mom and dad fight a lot: Sep 21, 2006; If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Jose Oquendo posted:

put your dick in it.

mod challenge

# ? Aug 31, 2023 18:31

Wilkins Micawber: Jan 27, 2005; as we leave this existence
looking for another; Fallen Rib

More Like Puke Curry

# ? Aug 31, 2023 18:37

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

Huel hack, add some cuke puree to your Huel shake for additional fiber and vitamin A

# ? Aug 31, 2023 18:38

Panic! At The Tesco: Aug 19, 2005; FART

boof it OP u coward

# ? Aug 31, 2023 18:39

Buce: Dec 23, 2005

Jelly posted:

i'd like a buce puree

# ? Aug 31, 2023 18:40

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

Smugworth posted:

Huel hack, add some cuke puree to your Huel shake for additional fiber and vitamin A

I hueled up on tha tdick

# ? Aug 31, 2023 18:40

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Smugworth posted:

Huel hack, add some cuke puree to your Huel shake for additional fiber and vitamin A

I like a little kratom and kava for color along with a healthy scoop of ashwagandha for bulk. On Fridays I treat myself and add a splash of hard ketones :yum:

# ? Aug 31, 2023 18:43

maybeadracula: Sep 9, 2022; by sebmojo

Jose Oquendo posted:

put your dick in it.

put it in your dick

# ? Aug 31, 2023 18:54

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

puke puree

# ? Aug 31, 2023 19:05

dsf: Jul 1, 2004

I just... dont know. I have no idea OP... im sorry

# ? Aug 31, 2023 19:06

My Dad Nintendo: Oct 7, 2005

Buce posted:

it has a kind of clay-like consistency

Recreate satan from the Mark Twain claymation cartoon

# ? Aug 31, 2023 19:10

Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

Put it on rye bread

# ? Aug 31, 2023 19:26

the holy poopacy: May 16, 2009; hey! check this out; Fun Shoe

Reconstitute it into a whole cucumber, think of it as a fun 3D puzzle.

# ? Aug 31, 2023 19:27

staberind: Feb 20, 2008; but i dont wanna be a spaceship; Fun Shoe

Join it in holy matrimony, one goon and one amount of puree, for better or for worse. and so on.
and then gently caress it.

# ? Aug 31, 2023 19:30

Overdog: Jul 12, 2023; by CVG
(and can't post for 10 years!)

Cucumber sausages! :hmmyes:

# ? Aug 31, 2023 19:31

Dumb Sex-Parrot: Dec 25, 2020; Absurd Pox Term
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What am I even looking at? :confused:

# ? Aug 31, 2023 19:59

Bad Purchase: Jun 17, 2019

suck it op, suck cuke

# ? Aug 31, 2023 20:02

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

What am I even looking at?

Cuke puree

# ? Aug 31, 2023 20:07

Buce: Dec 23, 2005

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

What am I even looking at?

i took like 20 lemon cucombres, flensed them, scooped out their seeds, and put them in a fuckin vitalmizx. then I squeent the liquid out and was left with a green cukeputty. pretty simple rly.

# ? Aug 31, 2023 20:41