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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I'd personally put it in the garbage.

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




donate it to a homeless or needy person and record it to start a ragebait youtube channel

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Throw the purée in the trash, gas thread, ban op

naem
May 29, 2011

Buce posted:

i took like 20 lemon cucombres, flensed them, scooped out their seeds, and put them in a fuckin vitalmizx. then I squeent the liquid out and was left with a green cukeputty. pretty simple rly.

and you did this, because,

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

naem posted:

and you did this, because,

i was bored

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

i should probably mention that i was just out of maxillofacial surgery and on a ton of oxy

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
if you can think of something you can do with a cucuomber that's more fun than that i'd like to hear it

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
has someone said puke puree yet

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

Jose Oquendo posted:

put your dick in it.

Pickle Dick

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest
make kebabs

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Overdog posted:

Cucumber sausages! :hmmyes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjRY5murMXA

ChairmanMauzer
Dec 30, 2004

It wears a human face.
Make some Tzatziki sauce and then make some gyros to put it on.

ChairmanMauzer fucked around with this message at 22:22 on Aug 31, 2023

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

Buce posted:

i took like 20 lemon cucombres, flensed them, scooped out their seeds, and put them in a fuckin vitalmizx. then I squeent the liquid out and was left with a green cukeputty. pretty simple rly.

hmm, thicken it with corn starch and serve chilled with a dash of whipped cream on top! :)

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

I can't believe Schmorky's voice finally broke

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Cukin n pukin

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009


Over your kitchen sink, press the cuke puree through the strainer with the back of a large spoon.

After the strainer breaks and the puree falls into the sink, throw away the strainer and turn on a sink tap to wash away the spilt puree.

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
Show it images of all the beautiful things it could've been and then throw it away

Then reflect on how this mirrors your current existence

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Blend some up with some gin

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

i used the cukke mulch to make a huge batch of tzatziki which i ate sensually with my partner who is sexy and exists. THREAD CLOSED

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Glad to be here in the Luke Perry memorial thread.

The Hello Machine
Jul 19, 2021

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
You slumber, cucumber

rio
Mar 20, 2008

Boof it OP. It’s the most efficient way to get all of the nutrition in that baby poo poo analog.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Buce posted:

i used the cukke mulch to make a huge batch of tzatziki which i ate sensually with my partner who is sexy and exists. THREAD CLOSED

Feeding each other the garlicky yoghurt and getting overwhelmed and it starts warming up and splitting and dripping all over your bodies in the sheets and then you're rolling around in the bed in the warm yoghurt your bodies intertwining slippery with yoghurt bodies gorged on dairy

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
Pure Cuck, the purest, virginal cuck*.
Gently crushed & Automasticated, for your pleasure.
*cucked in an enviroment that contains extra chairs.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Buce posted:

i used the cukke mulch to make a huge batch of tzatziki which i ate sensually with my partner who is sexy and exists. THREAD CLOSED

and the pic of the taztzizki/?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Cuke cuke gay

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
you can take that cuke puree and stick it up your (Yeah!)
Shove it up your (Yeah!)

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

kntfkr posted:

you can take that cuke puree and stick it up your (Yeah!)
Shove it up your (Yeah!)

Lmao hell yeah bro I was banging LB in tha shower this morning

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
MmmmmmmMMMMmmm, Gang Gang, Cuke Cuke, MMMM, Yah! delicious.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
This looks like the leftover stuff if you juice celery.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Poohs Packin posted:

Lmao hell yeah bro I was banging LB in tha shower this morning

just one of those days :xd:

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Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Buttchug it

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