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Didn't realise we'd ticked over into September, but my local supermarket confirms it by having the pepernoten on display (small ginger biscuitty things, which Sinterklaas throws at people to stop them asking questions about his "my assistant is not a racial caricature" t-shirt)
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It's coal from going down the chimney and ridiculous bright red lips from landing mouth first on the fire guard  pantsfree posted:It cannot be autumn yet, i refuse to allow it
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Guavanaut posted:I guess people have bigger concerns like v. cholerae DNA in the water system now. Bold to assume the water companies are concerned about it though.
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pantsfree posted:Who is even left to purge at this point? Those not named Kier
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Guavanaut posted:Ed Sheeran seems to have embarrassed himself even further by scabbing. What a oval office. And I thought he'd never find a way to annoy me more than releasing his lovely disposable records on vinyl, clogging up the production line so stuff from labels who kept the medium alive only gets released months after the CD sometimes.
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Guavanaut posted:They're calling it 'resomation', but if you're putting a body in the soap making chemicals and shaking it around a bit there's already a name for the end result of that. Cancel out the human filth with human soap.
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“Oh I met her in Starbucks when she ordered a latte She gave me a kiss even though I’m twatty One day I’d really like to grind her beans But for now busting strikes is more my scene” Number one for 8 months on 5 continents
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I am really trying to figure out how you rhyme latte with twatty. Twatté
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Did the government ban those tiny little cartridges of nitrous oxide? Because I don't see those all over the street any more. But what I do see is big six packs of 640g NO canisters everywhere instead. Another successful ban
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Quite proud that I don't think I have ever heard a Sheeran song ever. Probably have on passing radios, but don't think I have ever consciously heard him sing.
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Microplastics posted:Did the government ban those tiny little cartridges of nitrous oxide? Because I don't see those all over the street any more. Also more likely to injure or asphyxiate you if you do it completely wrong, and they're not allowed to include instructions other than "never inhale this ever or you'll die and go to super hell", so not the best win for harm reduction, but at least the litter problem got solved  *chokes on party horn*
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happyhippy posted:Quite proud that I don't think I have ever heard a Sheeran song ever. As I know you are of Irish heritage I am genuinely delighted to know that you’ve never heard his piss awful song about pulling a Galway based fiddle player that I was pastiching in my post
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Guavanaut posted:No I think vendors realized that if there was no law against selling the small ones for small cream dispensers (as determined by court case) then there's no precedent against selling the large ones for commercial cream foamers, and so sold those instead, and people using them for whatever purpose then realized that that was a lot cheaper and more convenient than dozens of tiny ones. To be fair you'd have to be trying really hard to asphyxiate yourself with nitrous
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happyhippy posted:Quite proud that I don't think I have ever heard a Sheeran song ever. I heard the one he sang in Game Of Thrones and that's about it i think... that was at the poo poo end of the series so he blended in quite well.
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This is quite fascinating. A whole new generation doing the insane fandom nonsense that Star Wars inspired https://twitter.com/fkaseriojosh/status/1697597412112531695?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg
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Dear racists, this guy looks a lot more like Nadhim Zahawi than Sajid Javid does, especially when scrolling and then wondering what he's done now
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smellmycheese posted:https://twitter.com/politlcsuk/status/1697668599442288692?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg I really wonder who they imagine could.
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smellmycheese posted:https://twitter.com/politlcsuk/status/1697668599442288692?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg Lol, then what?
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NotJustANumber99 posted:Lol, then what? GE, followed by King Keith with Austerity 2.0
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fuctifino posted:GE, followed by King Keith with Austerity 2.0 This. They want to lose now. There's nothing more they can do to loot and pillage and the full effects of their own disasters are about to cave in on their heads. The longer we go, the closer we get to those polls showing the SNP as His Majesty's Loyal Opposition. It's more important to get Labour in to fail to deal with the aftermath and be discredited themselves in turn, so some of them at least might be able to cling on.
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Microplastics posted:They need labour do get in and do the unpopular thing of raising taxes and investing in the country boy are they in for a surprise
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NotJustANumber99 posted:Lol, then what? Bring back Boris, Labour brings back Tonty London Bridge death match, fans bring the narwhal horns, book it
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Julio Cruz posted:boy are they in for a surprise This gave me a really good chuckle and then I felt bad
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Microplastics posted:Did the government ban those tiny little cartridges of nitrous oxide? Because I don't see those all over the street any more. It's a lot less litter at festivals, which is something at least. They used to carpet the place. Seems like an odd time to be VONCing Sunak, he has the whole ULEZ thing to dunk on for a while and seems to have survived the political bathtub curve.
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I had a quick dive into the nazi dead bird site, and it seems like putting Shapps in charge of the MOD was the final straw for a lot of them.
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Jedit posted:This. They want to lose now. There's nothing more they can do to loot and pillage and the full effects of their own disasters are about to cave in on their heads. The longer we go, the closer we get to those polls showing the SNP as His Majesty's Loyal Opposition. It's more important to get Labour in to fail to deal with the aftermath and be discredited themselves in turn, so some of them at least might be able to cling on. Struggling to imagine what would discredit them with those who haven't already discredited (?) them, though.
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fuctifino posted:I had a quick dive into the nazi dead bird site but all you do is post tweets or Xs or whatever they're called from it, sometimes with the  emoji
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domhal posted:Struggling to imagine what would discredit them with those who haven't already discredited (?) them, though. Visible inconvenience and suffering. One example will be the new regulations coming in on 1st January where UK citizens will need a visa to travel to Europe. The Costa del Jamon crowd are already getting angry about not being able to stay more than 90 days in their summer homes; I'm getting the feeling that the Tories would like to not appear responsible for them needing to ask permission just to go there.
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