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I’m starting Autumn on a tiny Greek Island - the struggling sick man of Europe. Where a cold pint is 3 euro, the waters are crystal clear and not full of poo poo, the milk comes fresh from cows in the valley, a gourmet restaurant meal of Greek specialities last night cost 40 euros for two , a tank of petrol was 60 euro, and the olive oil on the table of even the cheapest taverna is like nectar of the gods. Thank goodness we don’t run Great Britain like this shambles.
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“Oh I met her in Starbucks when she ordered a latte She gave me a kiss even though I’m twatty One day I’d really like to grind her beans But for now busting strikes is more my scene” Number one for 8 months on 5 continents
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Sep 1, 2023 17:33
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happyhippy posted:Quite proud that I don't think I have ever heard a Sheeran song ever. As I know you are of Irish heritage I am genuinely delighted to know that you’ve never heard his piss awful song about pulling a Galway based fiddle player that I was pastiching in my post
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Sep 1, 2023 18:10
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This is quite fascinating. A whole new generation doing the insane fandom nonsense that Star Wars inspired https://twitter.com/fkaseriojosh/status/1697597412112531695?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg
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Sep 1, 2023 18:49
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Sep 1, 2023 20:15
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Mohammed Al Fayed now joining the greats in heaven 
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Sep 2, 2023 11:19
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Dead Goon posted:What was wrong with Steve Irwin? King Charles had him murdered by MI5
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Sep 2, 2023 15:49
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Sep 2, 2023 16:39
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I just finished this as a holiday read and I really don’t recommend it. It’s boring, procedural and doesn’t really offer any insight beyond what was in the news and leaked to hacks. It is however amusing in that, despite its endless obsequious tone, willingness to give the benefit of the doubt, and absolute acceptance of establishment thinking, it still concludes that Johnson was a hopeless, lazy, lying bullshitter from start to finish 
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Sep 2, 2023 21:54
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Lmao. You have to admire their determination https://twitter.com/kardyology/status/1682722955464171520?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg
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Sep 3, 2023 13:29
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I mean you definitely don’t have to hand it to Keith but here we see even the most pathetic, milquetoast promise to maybe make school jumpers less expensive branded as “woke insurgency” https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1808865/labour-school-uniforms-woke-insurgency
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Sep 3, 2023 16:41
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It’s not just me right? She sounds absolutely shitfaced here https://twitter.com/nanaakua1/status/1698070622402695562?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg
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Sep 3, 2023 17:28
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“Worklessness”’seems like exciting new terminology from this shower of cunts https://twitter.com/jonashworth/status/1698313788087300185?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg
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Sep 3, 2023 21:05
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Nandy getting the boot now would be extremely funny https://twitter.com/patrickkmaguire/status/1698388594782601410?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg
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Sep 4, 2023 09:10
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Tories just falling apart lol https://twitter.com/channel4news/status/1698683073091764603?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg
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Sep 4, 2023 14:44
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Keith wanks himself awake every morning thinking about working people https://twitter.com/keir_starmer/status/1698705773210034192?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg
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Sep 4, 2023 16:53
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Growing the pie by drizzling his gravy obviously
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Sep 4, 2023 16:59
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They will do exactly the same poo poo but look a bit sadder and have heavier hearts while doing it
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Sep 4, 2023 17:18
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Sep 5, 2023 07:08
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A lol from 2013 https://twitter.com/david_cameron/status/384650223240630273?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg
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Sep 5, 2023 09:04
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Sep 5, 2023 11:48
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Wes being honest. Same poo poo, more competent briefcases https://twitter.com/channel4news/status/1699073928503951845?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg
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Sep 5, 2023 17:43
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Dabir posted:we should build a big mirror over the whole of britane so we never have to endure a sunny day again. overcast forever, the way we 
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Sep 5, 2023 19:02
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I honestly don’t think I can endure 5 years of the Keith, Rachel and Wes show. I’ve suffered enough ffs
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Sep 5, 2023 21:48
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“Wild Toileting”. https://www.theguardian.com/society/2023/apr/05/the-war-against-wild-toileting-stop-weeing-street-urinating
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Sep 6, 2023 09:44
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Always funny when political bullshit bumps up against reality. Sir Kid Starver has had his gang on absolute lockdown for months, years even - do not ever, in any interview, ever commit to spending any money whatsoever on anything or The Mail might use it against us. And so we arrive here to the point where kids will just have to die horrible deaths in primary schools. Lol
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Sep 6, 2023 12:19
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Good piece: https://twitter.com/philbc3/status/1699389360183955847?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg
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Sep 6, 2023 13:27
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loving hell. Cops eh? https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/sep/06/revealed-undercover-uk-police-officer-deceived-woman-relationship
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Sep 6, 2023 16:30
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The Wokes are coming for me meat and two veg!!
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Sep 6, 2023 21:58
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The King is back…
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Sep 7, 2023 07:10
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Weighing in on roast dinners. As I am English and my wife Irish there has been much debate on this. Mash AND roast is a must in Ireland, as is Turkey AND ham. I’m not sold on either. They go very big on stuffing. Lots of bread based stuffing is essential - home made, not Paxo. Yorkshire puddings are a British invention and generally shunned , although I have won my wife round to them with my homemade ones. I personally loathe cauliflower so we make Broccoli cheese with a proper bechamel and it’s a thing of beauty
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TACD posted:How does your wife feel about a roast dinner in summer? We tend to have a moratorium on them from April to October , but the weather was so poo poo in July I think I ended up doing a couple
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Scientastic posted:The first person to publish a recipe for Yorkshire puddings was an English woman who eloped with an Irish man, so you're in good company. I’ll need sources on this so I can annoy my wife with them
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happyhippy posted:Turkey and Ham not a thing in the UK? Fenian lies
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feedmegin posted:What, for every roast dinner? No roast beef or chicken? Turkey+ham I'd more think of for a particularly large Christmas dinner (or Thanksgiving ;p) No you can have other meats. But if you’re having turkey you have to have ham with it. Edit : I mean this may sound trivial but there were major debates about this with my mother in law when my wife moved over to England for a while. She was horrified she wouldn’t get ham with her Xmas dinner. And let’s not get started on serving a prawn cocktail starter rather than vegetable soup smellmycheese fucked around with this message at 09:58 on Sep 7, 2023 |
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Sep 7, 2023 09:56
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We have a thing we do sometimes which we call a “cheat roast” where you fancy one but can’t be arsed with all the mess a proper roast makes. It consists of Stuffed chicken breasts from the butcher ( chx breast with stuffing inside and wrapped in bacon), aunt Bessie spuds , Bisto, and one green veg. Cheap and nasty - like snorting speed rather than decent cocaine, but hits the spot.
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Sep 7, 2023 10:05
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Ok as we’re dug into this subject I’m gonna ask the Goonmind. I am a good cook, if I say so myself , I enjoy cooking, I can make lovely food of all types. But I cannot get PORK loving CRACKLING to work. I’ve tried everything - you name it. Blazing hot oven, salting, oiling, boiling water, drying, pan frying , every loving technique and it STILL DOESNT WORK.
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Sep 7, 2023 10:27
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Jippa posted:Surprised there is not more prison break chat. Classic move to hang underneath a lorry.  Also - he’s absolutely a proper spy and is probably tucked up inside the embassy by now. James Bond poo poo and fair play to him.
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happyhippy posted:Its the stuffing that is the key on making Turkey and Ham. I think one thing we can all agree on is that stuffing is the best bit of any roast Roast tier list: Stuffing Roast Pots done properly York Pud Meat cooked well and not grey poo poo Proper gravy Broccoli cheese Roasted veg Other veg done well and not boiled to poo poo - ie stir fry some green beans in garlic and butter smellmycheese fucked around with this message at 10:47 on Sep 7, 2023 |
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Guavanaut posted:Use panko as the base. Noice
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