UFC/MMA September: Zombies Never Die

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Sean Strickland world championship match. This poll is closed.
No.	2	4.88%
gently caress you.	22	53.66%
I'm going to stop watching the UFC.	8	19.51%
I stopped watching the UFC years ago.	9	21.95%
Total:	41 votes

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ccubed: Jul 14, 2016; How's it hanging, brah?

Bare Nuqq mma has been fun, but the commentary is killing me.

# ¿ Sep 9, 2023 02:18

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 04:11

ccubed: Jul 14, 2016; How's it hanging, brah?

Werdum coming out to Darude Sandstorm and with more backne than I've ever seen before

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcl79GpdtME

# ¿ Sep 9, 2023 04:33

ccubed: Jul 14, 2016; How's it hanging, brah?

Never Forget :ortiz:

https://twitter.com/AngieOverkill/status/1436867828137660417

# ¿ Sep 11, 2023 22:38

ccubed: Jul 14, 2016; How's it hanging, brah?

Did THIS get posted about Bryce?

quote:

UFC featherweight standout Bryce Mitchell is a flat earther who spends his time farming when he�s not training or fighting. While he is now building a house, �Thug Nasty� has so far lived in his 30-foot trailer on his 16-acre farm in Arkansas, which he claims will �feed the lord�s army� when the time comes.

During a recent interview with UFC commentator Brendan Fitzgerald, Mitchell revealed that there has been a significant shift in his spirituality over the course of the past year. The 28-year-old�s belief in God was sealed courtesy of a particular incident which took place around the time of his UFC 272 victory over Edson Barboza.

Mitchell claims to have had an encounter with a possessed person who was ransacking his home as he watched helplessly. It was then that �Thug Nasty� fell back to his religious upbringing and successfully cast out the �demon� by taking the name of Jesus Christ.

�Well, I felt the presence of the Holy Spirit of Jesus Christ as I was casting out a demon,� said Mitchell, who revealed that he now regrets making fun of religious people in the past. �Exorcisms are real� Well, I was in an argument with a person possessed by demons� I could not get this possessed person out of my home.

�I�d invited this person into my home and they were destroying it and they were possessed and I was witnessing a full-blown possession, something that I never believed in. And I instantly reverted back to my roots. I was raised by my mother who always taught me the word of Jesus�And I said, �In the name of Jesus Christ I command all evil to leave,� and just like that (snap of a finger), the possessed person was gone. They walked right out of the door.�

# ¿ Sep 22, 2023 22:53

ccubed: Jul 14, 2016; How's it hanging, brah?

Now I am wondering if that "demon" was his ex.

quote:

�So, I�m outta town for my fight and my coward ex-girlfriend came by my house and vandalized my house yesterday. She destroyed all of my fruit trees. Now, my ex-girlfriend runs a tattoo shop on Booth Street, and for the love of god, if you�re not evil and if you�re not a coward, don�t give her your business. The tattoo shop on Booth Street. The woman that runs that came by my place and destroyed all my fruit trees.

�I�ve been working on those trees for years and she came by last night and killed �em all. I�m making this post because this s�t is evil and I�m begging the community of Searcy to help me. Guys, I�m out of town and my animals and my wife is at home by herself. Please, I need my neighbors to help. This evil woman is going to come by. She�s threatened to kill my dogs. She�s threatened to kill me. She�s threatened to kill all my animals and I�m telling you, last night she came over and killed my trees.

�Now that my trees are gone, she�s gonna try to kill me. She�s gonna try to kill the dogs or she�s gonna try to kill Erin. For the love of god, can the people in Searcy please help me? And she runs a tattoo shop on Booth Street and that�s really all the information you need to know, but I�m telling you. This woman is evil and Searcy, I don�t even know how, but I need your help. I need your help, Searcy. Please. While I�m gone, this woman is going to try to burn down my s�t and I don�t know what else I can do about it. But my neighbors, please help me. Please.�

Somehow I don't trust his assessment of the situation with his ex. Especially with him specifying where she works and that he later deleted the original post.

# ¿ Sep 22, 2023 23:18

ccubed: Jul 14, 2016; How's it hanging, brah?

No gameday thread? (not it)

# ¿ Sep 23, 2023 21:04

ccubed: Jul 14, 2016; How's it hanging, brah?

Was this Friday's Fight Circus date announced earlier? Because it seems to have come out of nowhere to me.

# ¿ Sep 27, 2023 20:16

ccubed: Jul 14, 2016; How's it hanging, brah?

https://twitter.com/ONEChampionship/status/1707922857005924785

# ¿ Sep 30, 2023 03:27

ccubed: Jul 14, 2016; How's it hanging, brah?

https://twitter.com/TalkinHands101/status/1708313044533530983

ccubed fucked around with this message at 04:26 on Oct 1, 2023

# ¿ Oct 1, 2023 03:55

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 04:11

ccubed: Jul 14, 2016; How's it hanging, brah?

They said it was lube and children's shampoo

Krazy Horse smoked weed with midgets before getting in the ring to fight 2 dudes while jon nutt sung freebird.

ccubed fucked around with this message at 05:38 on Oct 1, 2023

# ¿ Oct 1, 2023 04:50

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