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What happens when 70,000 tech bros drive into the middle of the Nevada desert to take shrooms, and then a one in ten thousand year rainfall happens? It turns out, you get 70,000 stranded tech bros quickly running out of food and water. Every "burner" as they like to be called is supposed to bring enough supplies to last until the "mass leaving" on Monday, but no one's leaving. How long will the community of sharing last before people start to siphon gas? How many burners will get a billionaire boot to the face when attempting to cling to the side of a rescue helicopter? 
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I think that guy ate all the other burners' food.
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Sep 2, 2023 20:09
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Lol rekt
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Sep 2, 2023 20:12
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How was it Dick Fontaine
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Sep 2, 2023 20:33
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seems the last one in 10,000 year rainfall event was just last week
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Sep 2, 2023 20:36
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I blessed the rains
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Sep 2, 2023 20:36
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I wanna see the Juggalo Gathering get gentrified the same way Burning Man has because I want to see tech bros get chased with a hachet for bogarting designer meth.
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Sep 2, 2023 20:49
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Ralph Crammed In posted:I wanna see the Juggalo Gathering get gentrified the same way Burning Man has because I want to see tech bros get chased with a hachet for bogarting designer meth. I hope the Gathering of the Juggalos stays just as pure as it has always been because that poo poo's way funnier than any other festival
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Sep 2, 2023 20:53
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Let this Burning Man produce flowers in the rain
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Sep 2, 2023 21:12
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You can’t burn a man when it’s raining duh
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Sep 2, 2023 21:12
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Wet Man
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Sep 2, 2023 21:13
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:You can’t burn a man when it’s raining duh You can though, just need to stoke the fire more.
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Sep 2, 2023 21:16
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This is absolute weak sauce poo poo, 4 years out of 5 Glastonbury in the UK turns into a solid foot of mud and it's not only expected it's considered part of the experience.
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Sep 2, 2023 21:24
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I know someone who was supposed to go to burning man this year, but she broke up with her deadbeat artist boyfriend instead and totally ate: a ticket she bought, another ticket she was gifted for another person who couldn't figure out their ride situation, and a parking pass that was also gifted. Her current concern is whether or not she's going to lose friends over that and I told her, "lmao you just threw thousands of someone else's dollars gifted to you for a specific purpose away, I think you know what's gonna happen." Bet she's happy she didn't get rained out though! MrQwerty fucked around with this message at 21:30 on Sep 2, 2023 |
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Sep 2, 2023 21:24
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Back in my day we burned a man at Burning Man. And we were all thankful for it.
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Sep 2, 2023 21:25
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https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2023/sep/02/burning-man-festival-mud-trapped-shelter-in-place
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Sep 2, 2023 21:26
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Pity if they all died
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Sep 2, 2023 21:27
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burning man more like raining man !!
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Sep 2, 2023 21:29
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BigBadSteve posted:https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2023/sep/02/burning-man-festival-mud-trapped-shelter-in-place quote:In a separate communication, they warned burners – as festival-goers are known – to “conserve food and water, shelter in a warm space” as temperatures in the desert dipped into the 50s.  Someone will need to get these ladies some jackets 
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Sep 2, 2023 21:30
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Vampire Panties posted:
JAFFA KREE!
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Sep 2, 2023 21:31
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Good im glad of it
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Sep 2, 2023 21:46
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Nooner posted:Lol rekt
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Sep 2, 2023 21:46
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Grey Cat posted:Wet Man hi
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Sep 2, 2023 21:48
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Hallelujah it’s burning man
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Sep 2, 2023 21:50
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Because at heart I am a pyromaniac, I will watch the Official Fire and help put it out when the time comes.
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Sep 2, 2023 21:51
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We didn't start the fire (because it rained)
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Sep 2, 2023 21:55
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https://i.imgur.com/zIrkXIf.jpg That is allegedly the oldest flame in the world. Zoroastrians.
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Sep 2, 2023 21:58
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Luckily, the cannibal auction of meatslaves will accept all forms of cryptocurrency
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Sep 2, 2023 21:58
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Ralph Crammed In posted:I wanna see the Juggalo Gathering get gentrified the same way Burning Man has because I want to see tech bros get chased with a hachet for bogarting designer meth. I'd rather the Gathering get scheduled and relocated literally right next to Burning Man just to watch the chaos unfold
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Sep 2, 2023 22:00
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ElectricSheep posted:I'd rather the Gathering get scheduled and relocated literally right next to Burning Man just to watch the chaos unfold This is our collective mission. We can do this, for real.
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Sep 2, 2023 22:01
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Looking forward to the snowrunner DLC where you have to rescue burners from a muddy desert
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Sep 2, 2023 22:04
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Wait how are they running out of supplies if it was supposed to last the entire thing but it got cut short?
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Sep 2, 2023 22:19
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All their poop will get mixed with the mud and they'll drown slowly in their stinky mudpoop.
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Death By Yogurt posted:All their poop will get mixed with the mud and they'll drown slowly in their stinky mudpoop. Into the recycler.
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Sep 2, 2023 22:27
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I’m sure they won’t turn to cannibalism.
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Sep 2, 2023 22:27
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pivot the whole thing to Drowning Man, charge them double for entry again, profit. I like to think in solutions
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Sep 2, 2023 22:32
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https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2023/aug/28/burning-man-protest-climate-change-environment “They’re delusional, it’s idiocy,” fumed Molly, a festival attendee. “They think they’re going to fix climate change by blocking Burning Man? I don’t care what their argument is, they can go gently caress themselves.” Too bad they couldn't block the dipshit parade for longer
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Sep 2, 2023 22:36
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I have no idea if burning man is a fun thing because anyone I've ever met that attends/makes it their personality was insufferable as gently caress when I asked them about it.
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Sep 2, 2023 22:39
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Steadiman posted:pivot the whole thing to Drowning Man, charge them double for entry again, profit. I like to think in solutions That Atlantis twist
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Sophy Wackles posted:I’m sure they won’t turn to cannibalism. they will have to eat the man
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