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LaserPrinter69 posted:lmao I google mapped where burning man is, and its like 15 miles away from the nearest town. Imagine eating your last loaf of artesian rye, your trench foot getting red and starting to feel hot, shivering under your waterlogged fursuit, your gut feels hard because you're too shy to poo poo in the communal pit, and all you had to do was walk 15 miles back to the shell station for a slim jim Yeah, 10s of thousands of people are going to be saved from the chip rack at a town that normally has a population of 100.
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ChickenHeart posted:do they still imprison a guy inside the big burning effigy to ensure a successful harvest season Inside a giant wooden hippo (inside that a giant wooden Elk).
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I'm glad there's a thread, because this has been pure schadenfreude https://twitter.com/charlesofidaho/status/1698095115896868907 https://twitter.com/bytesintruth/status/1698100992443814293 https://twitter.com/MrMatthewTodd/status/1698110573664158034 https://twitter.com/Richardharveyjr/status/1698070624675983567 At least their food is sorted https://twitter.com/SONICAIDS/status/1698099857641365738 
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lmao the fake hippies got their apocalypse
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MrQwerty posted:lmao the fake hippies got their apocalypse LOL it's ironic, don't you think?
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fuctifino posted:I'm glad there's a thread, because this has been pure schadenfreude Well, fire tornadoes do look 
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Eat the shrimp and gain their desert adaptability.
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redshirt posted:Inside a giant wooden hippo (inside that a giant wooden Elk). ah the old classic, the Helko
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Hmm, maybe they really do want some Fury Road vehicles if the fire tornados are there.
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drive a buggy into the fire tornado and live forever in valhalla
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It was the skies crying over the passing of Jimmy Buffet. A better man than every person at burning man.
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Buce posted:drive a buggy into the fire tornado and live forever in valhalla witnessed!
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More schad https://twitter.com/420dogecoin/status/1698113964901855457 This person is going to be one of the first to be eaten https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1698092995029999913
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You Are A Elf posted:Eat the shrimp and gain their desert adaptability. make the shrimp your skin and become one with the desert
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ChickenHeart posted:do they still imprison a guy inside the big burning effigy to ensure a successful harvest season I was at riddle guy 97
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redshirt posted:DO NOT BECOME ADDICTED TO WATER They have the water sorted, but make sure you don't drink any of it https://twitter.com/whenmo0n/status/1698008398216970607
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There are actually credible reports that there might be an unknown health emergency going on and the area might be under quarantine.
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MrQwerty posted:make the shrimp your skin and become one with the desert  Three words: chainmail shrimp suit
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Three Olives posted:There are actually credible reports that there might be an unknown health emergency going on and the area might be under quarantine. The T-virus took hold after the rains came. The horde left the playa at 2:03 AM, September 3rd. We are the survivors.
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Three Olives posted:There are actually credible reports that there might be an unknown health emergency going on and the area might be under quarantine. Should just take off and nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
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Three Olives posted:There are actually credible reports that there might be an unknown health emergency going on and the area might be under quarantine. is it people getting dysentery from living in shitwater
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MrQwerty posted:is it people getting dysentery from living in shitwater Probably but apparently they aren't allowing the rich people to leave in helicopters until they figure it out.
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Three Olives posted:There are actually credible reports that there might be an unknown health emergency going on and the area might be under quarantine. link the "credible" reports
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These Shrimps are Not My Own, also sweet sculpture bro
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There are actual credible reports coming out. e: link was probably a troll. i'll hunt for more
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istewart posted:Jose Canseco shows up looking for people to join to his Bigfoot hunting party. He also converges on the feedlot. 
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Grey Cat posted:Buttery ports USB-OH
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fuctifino posted:There are actual credible reports coming out. Wtf, that's a lot more than just drinking some bad water. That almost sounds like some sort of bio attack. Getting pustular rashes and lesions at burning man '23 E: I've been had by the edit, my drama feeding will have to wait.
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