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Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
I'm done after like 3

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1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

does it count as "eating" if I stick some up my bum too?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

If they were deviled? I'd just stand by the table all party and eat eggs.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

AARD VARKMAN posted:

If you're willing to eat the additional volume then you can have whatever condiments you see fit. I'd probably only use salt but maybe switch it up if it gets boring

It’s not really extra volume that sticks around though. Mayo acts more like lubrication.

redshirt posted:

If they were deviled? I'd just stand by the table all party and eat eggs.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

blend them and chug the slurry

Foreskin Problems
Nov 4, 2012

It's doing fine, actually.
May I pickle them?

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
Hard mode: century eggs

Overdog
Jul 12, 2023

by CVG

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Legit like, 170. :dukedog:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Half doz un-deviled, 300 deviled

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

redshirt posted:

Remember that story about the 7 Chinese Brothers?

No, did they eat a lot of eggs?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I dunno. Buy me a few bags of wet eggs and maybe I'll find out.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Seth Pecksniff posted:

0 because they're disgusting and even for 100k I wouldn't eat them

What the

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

BigBadSteve posted:

No, did they eat a lot of eggs?

I'm the Chinese Brother who can swallow the ocean, and all the eggs you want to throw in.

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL
All of them. All of those eggs.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
No other food, feeding me beer all day, definitely I could do 100 large sized eggs. That's 7000 calories, and I'm sure I've eaten that before. I need beer and physical labour and weed and 100 eggs. I'd rather the yolk be liquidy, more delicious that way, but it won't matter overmuch if not. I'm all eggcited about this but I don't think I'll ever do something like this.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

When are goons gonna start posting their Cool Hand Luke challenges in honor of Steven S. Harwell, egg man

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Hard boiled egg eating contest, like that Nathan's Hot Dog contest.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Does twitch have rules about competitive egg eating?

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer

goatface posted:

Does twitch have rules about competitive egg eating?

You have to be discussing video games or watching an LP or something while you eat eggs / paint your tits.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
if i was going into this empty and hungry... probably still not that many tbh, maybe 30?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Seth Pecksniff posted:

0 because they're disgusting and even for 100k I wouldn't eat them

Never gonna make admin with this attitude Pecksniff

Overdog
Jul 12, 2023

by CVG

(and can't post for 10 years!)

goatface posted:

Does twitch have rules about competitive egg eating?

You don't talk about egg club. :dukedog:

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

Anyone saying 50+ is probably either a liar or they're dwayne "the rock" johnson or something because 50 eggs is alkmost 4k calories!!

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

deep dish peat moss posted:

Anyone saying 50+ is probably either a liar or they're dwayne "the rock" johnson or something because 50 eggs is alkmost 4k calories!!

That's not very many calories. I bet I can manage that in a Chinese buffet trip

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

i just ate 2 hb eggs. so my answer is 2.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
It wont be the calories, but the volume of egg in the stomach. I can probably eat 4k in thin crust pizza without much sweat or practice, but that in eggs requires me to organize the day around that I figure.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

deep dish peat moss posted:

Anyone saying 50+ is probably either a liar or they're dwayne "the rock" johnson or something because 50 eggs is alkmost 4k calories!!

One of my superpowers is the ability to eat a shocking number of eggs.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Has smugworth chimed in itt? That guy loves eggs.

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo
76

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

I already know my "would" number is higher than my "could" number

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

satanic splash-back posted:

I already know my "would" number is higher than my "could" number

You need a training montage

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Pre-gaming with 300mg of Lipitor let’s loving go

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

With enough hot sauce I could probably down two or three hundred

Sekenr
Dec 12, 2013




Smugworth posted:

With enough hot sauce I could probably down two or three hundred

Prove it you son of a bitch!

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
Regular day, 3-4 if I already had them and was feeling lazy to cook anything else.

The deviled egg answer would be a full dozen, easily.

I just started boiling some water. Not planning to eat a dozen, but the thread has me all hot and bothered for some deviled eggs.

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

AARD VARKMAN posted:

If you're willing to eat the additional volume then you can have whatever condiments you see fit. I'd probably only use salt but maybe switch it up if it gets boring

Even though there is additional volume, in most devilled egg recipes i know the main added ingredient is mayonnaise, which will lubricate the dry chalky egg yolks and could potentially result in an overall numbers advantage

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
Cool Thread Luke.

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
Absolute worst way to cook an egg. Not even close. I'll have zero, please.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

AKA Pseudonym posted:

Absolute worst way to cook an egg. Not even close. I'll have zero, please.

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deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

Mods please change the name of whoever had the highest estimate in this thread to Egg Annihilator

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