Good songs by bands that suck

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Toxic Mental: Jun 1, 2019

kntfkr posted:

Octopus's Garden by the Beatles

You ever see the Get Back documentary session where Ringo and George are working on that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-tdMRGtv9c

Right at 0:29 he "finds" the perfect chord from the loving ether or something but Ringo interrupts him and then spends like 5 minutes trying to remember that one minor 6 again because he knows it's the correct thing for the song

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Wake up hate - Korn

# ? Sep 6, 2023 04:46

Vampire Panties: Apr 18, 2001; nposter; Nap Ghost

Symphony of Destruction - Megadeth

# ? Sep 6, 2023 05:03

Vampire Panties: Apr 18, 2001; nposter; Nap Ghost

Cemetery Gates - Pantera

# ? Sep 6, 2023 05:03

YeahTubaMike: Mar 24, 2005; *hic* Gotta finish thish . . .; Doctor Rope

I mean, there's a difference between "bands that suck" and "bands you dislike", but that's besides the point. Anyway...

The Beatles, "The Ballad of John & Yoko"
Sublime, "Santeria"
Justin Timberlake, "LoveStoned/I Think She Knows"
Maroon 5, "Wake Up Call"
Imagine Dragons, "Thunder"

RC and Moon Pie posted:

Dream On - Aerosmith

Vampire Panties posted:

Symphony of Destruction - Megadeth

# ? Sep 6, 2023 05:19

Poohs Packin: Jan 13, 2019

pencilhands posted:

photograph - nickelback

Shaking, literally shaking rn

# ? Sep 6, 2023 05:54

WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Oct 3, 2012; The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH

# ? Sep 6, 2023 05:55

Poohs Packin: Jan 13, 2019

I will not

# ? Sep 6, 2023 05:55

Caesar Saladin: Aug 15, 2004

How You Remind Me is way better than Photograph, controversial opinion I know

# ? Sep 6, 2023 05:59

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Vampire Panties posted:

Symphony of Destruction - Megadeth

Vampire Panties posted:

Cemetery Gates - Pantera

Be honest, these are the only songs you know by both these bands

# ? Sep 6, 2023 06:14

Poohs Packin: Jan 13, 2019

Pantera is good music for hitting deadlift PBs and assaulting minorities

# ? Sep 6, 2023 06:16

Sweaty IT Nerd: Jul 13, 2007

Def Leppard is good.

What the heck?

# ? Sep 6, 2023 06:23

Poohs Packin: Jan 13, 2019

Smooth by Santana is a fuckin banger for the ages thanks to Rob Thomas.

Carlos Santana is a weird dude who sucks though.

# ? Sep 6, 2023 06:55

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

Sweaty IT Nerd posted:

Def Leppard is good.

What the heck?

Absolutely not good.

# ? Sep 6, 2023 06:59

Devils Affricate: Jan 22, 2010

Poohs Packin posted:

Smooth by Santana is a fuckin banger for the ages thanks to Rob Thomas.

Carlos Santana is a weird dude who sucks though.

Smooth opens with the lines

quote:

Man, it's a hot one
Like seven inches from the midday sun

and I'm sorry, but that's just plain silly. What does the current rotation of the earth have to do with the temperature of the sun when you're inches away from its surface??

# ? Sep 6, 2023 07:12

Private Cumshoe: Feb 15, 2019; AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

I like the silly faces he makes in the video his eyes are almost bulging out at one point

Rob Thomas is a treasure

# ? Sep 6, 2023 07:17

I. M. Gei: Jun 26, 2005; CHIEFS

BITCH

Sweaty IT Nerd posted:

Def Leppard is good.

What the heck?

So are Bon Jovi and Aerosmith. And Duran Duran. And Santana.

And Journey. Seriously what kind of sick, broken degenerate hates loving Journey?

Whole lotta goons with some real bad taste in bands itt

# ? Sep 6, 2023 07:56

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I. M. Gei posted:

So are Bon Jovi and Aerosmith. And Duran Duran. And Santana.

And Journey. Seriously what kind of sick, broken degenerate hates loving Journey?

Whole lotta goons with some real bad taste in bands itt

What the heck lol

They are boring

But the song I linked is glorious, just one riff BUT WHAT A RIFF

:swoon:

# ? Sep 6, 2023 09:05

RapturesoftheDeep: Jan 6, 2013

walkin on tha SUN

# ? Sep 6, 2023 09:11

Captain Splendid: Jan 7, 2009; Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

RapturesoftheDeep posted:

walkin on tha SUN

Is this a joke?

# ? Sep 6, 2023 09:18

Szyznyk: Mar 4, 2008

Sweaty IT Nerd posted:

Def Leppard is good.

What the heck?

What has 9 arms and sucks?

# ? Sep 6, 2023 09:40

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPzDTfIb0DU

# ? Sep 6, 2023 09:45

My Dad Nintendo: Oct 7, 2005

Poohs Packin posted:

Pantera is good music for hitting deadlift PBs and assaulting minorities

And getting down in the pit at a Pantera show is prob one of the only times in life you can get away with assaulting an off-duty cop

# ? Sep 6, 2023 10:18

DeadButDelicious: Oct 11, 2012; Leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet!

Is the consensus that Moby sucks?

Because I always have time for God Moving Over the Face of Waters.

No I've never seen Heat.

# ? Sep 6, 2023 10:22

Poohs Packin: Jan 13, 2019

Moby sucks because he's an aggressive Vegan that lied about dating Natalie Portman.

# ? Sep 6, 2023 11:42

Poohs Packin: Jan 13, 2019

DeadButDelicious posted:

Is the consensus that Moby sucks?

Because I always have time for God Moving Over the Face of Waters.

No I've never seen Heat.

Wait, you should watch Heat though.

# ? Sep 6, 2023 11:42

Sekenr: Dec 12, 2013

Rebel Yell by whatshisname

Ace of Spades by Motorhead is probably the most famous example

# ? Sep 6, 2023 12:07

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Sekenr posted:

Rebel Yell by whatshisname

Ace of Spades by Motorhead is probably the most famous example

rebel yell sucks, dancing with myself is great

# ? Sep 6, 2023 12:12

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DeadButDelicious posted:

Is the consensus that Moby sucks?

Because I always have time for God Moving Over the Face of Waters.

No I've never seen Heat.

natural blues is legit great too

Poohs Packin posted:

Moby sucks because he's an aggressive Vegan that lied about dating Natalie Portman.

# ? Sep 6, 2023 12:13

Zeluth: May 12, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

I want to show you with a video.

# ? Sep 6, 2023 12:23

My Dad Nintendo: Oct 7, 2005

Does Greta Van Fleet have anything worthwhile?

# ? Sep 6, 2023 12:26

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

GROOVE IS IN THE HEART

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etviGf1uWlg

# ? Sep 6, 2023 13:12

Caesar Saladin: Aug 15, 2004

Hammu-rob-i posted:

Does Greta Van Fleet have anything worthwhile?

yeah its called Led Zeppelin's discography

# ? Sep 6, 2023 13:18

Jack-in-the-Bach: Oct 15, 2005

Zombie

# ? Sep 6, 2023 13:36

YeahTubaMike: Mar 24, 2005; *hic* Gotta finish thish . . .; Doctor Rope

Poohs Packin posted:

Moby sucks because he's an aggressive Vegan that lied about dating Natalie Portman.

Wow, never heard about this. What a shitbag.

# ? Sep 6, 2023 13:52

Call Your Grandma: Jan 17, 2010

dont doxx me

# ? Sep 6, 2023 13:54

Disco Pope: Dec 6, 2004; Top Class!

YeahTubaMike posted:

Wow, never heard about this. What a shitbag.

My recollection is that he thought they were dating because she (a college aged teenager) was nice to him (a pushing middle-aged man). There's also another 40 sonething writer dude who left his wife with the belief he and Natalie Portman were in love.

Being in her presence breaks a certain kind of dude's brain.

# ? Sep 6, 2023 13:57

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

I mean we've all been in love with Natalie Portman, only Moby was dumb enough to do anything.

# ? Sep 6, 2023 14:04

Vampire Panties: Apr 18, 2001; nposter; Nap Ghost

free hubcaps posted:

Be honest, these are the only songs you know by both these bands

Megadeth sure

Pantera, oh no I know their entire collection. I stand by my assessment :colbert:

Sekenr posted:

Rebel Yell by whatshisname

Ace of Spades by Motorhead is probably the most famous example

Honestly all Motorhead songs sound like Ace of Spades, its just Ace of Spaces is the "best" version of Motorhead.

Disco Pope posted:

There's also another 40 sonething writer dude who left his wife with the belief he and Natalie Portman were in love.

And now its a play :pusheen:

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 05:44

ElectricSheep: Jan 14, 2006; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

I'm convinced everyone, regardless of their stated opinion on Nickelback, likes at least one song of theirs.

Also seconding Billy Idol's "Dancing with Myself," it's really hard to not feel upbeat when you listen to it

# ? Sep 6, 2023 15:12

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