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on a train. Inspired by the movie Snowpiercer, a generic post-apocalypse dystopian story but on a train, what other classic movies or stories would benefit by being on a train? Beetlejuice, but on a train. National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation on a train. Alice in Wonderland, but wonderland is a train. Harry Potter, but instead of taking a train to Hogwarts, Hogwarts is the train. The Princess Bride, but everything including Buttercup's farm, the castle, fire swamp, sea of eels, and the cliffs of insanity are on a train. Speed, on a bus, but the bus is driving down a very long train at 55 mph. Bridge Over the River Kwai, but the river is on a train, and so is the train that goes over it, which also has a tiny river inside it, and a very tiny train that goes over that one. I'm ready to start printing money, Hollywood! Let's get this trend rolling! |
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Sep 6, 2023 13:36
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goku in the hyperbolic time chamber training for the world train tournament krillin: hasnt he trained enough in there piccolo piccolo: this is the train tournament to decide the fate of earth, krillin. maybe if you trained more you'd be the main character krillin: i hate trains tho
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Sep 6, 2023 15:09
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ONe Piece but they all on trains Luffy: gotta find the grand line. that's like, a railway line nami: gotcha luffy. its a good thing you ate the devil fruit since there's no downside because there's no water around. luffy: thats nothing get ready for the slingshot special where i use my rubberband powers to accelerate this train a million mph *gets his arms ripped off* |
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Sep 6, 2023 15:12
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Air Force One, but on a train Harrison Ford as the president: "Get off my train!"
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Sep 6, 2023 15:55
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Lawrence of Arabia but Lawrence is an animated train just like the cab from who framed Roger rabbit. It also takes places on a giant train that's riding around on the back of an even bigger train, on the back of a tortoise. AdvilSmith fucked around with this message at 17:48 on Sep 6, 2023
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Sep 6, 2023 17:40
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Polar Express, except the train is on another, larger train filled with larger, even creepier uncanny valley CGI people. |
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Sep 6, 2023 17:50
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Abugadu posted:Snakes on a Plane, On a Train Snakes on Planes, Trains and Automobiles starring John Candy, Steve Martin and Samuel L Jackson |
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Sep 6, 2023 17:57
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North by Northwest. Cary Grant gets chased by a crop-dusting train, then climbs the carved locomotive faces of Mt. Rushmore. At the end, a train enters a tunnel going through another train's caboose, and both trains are smoking cigarettes, but it's ok because they're married now. |
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Sep 6, 2023 18:00
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The bus that couldnt slow down on a train Too much is always not enough! |
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Sep 6, 2023 23:26
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Buttchocks posted:Speed, on a bus, but the bus is driving down a very long train at 55 mph. gently caress Too much is always not enough! |
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Sep 6, 2023 23:29
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Predator but in New York
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Under Siege. Oh wait. https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4 |
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Sep 7, 2023 01:08
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Bambi on a train |
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Sep 7, 2023 03:16
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The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, on A Train
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Sep 7, 2023 04:39
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Trainspotting on a Train - An Introspective Journey |
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Sep 7, 2023 04:56
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How to Train Your Dragon, it's a movie about transporting large lizards.
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Sep 7, 2023 11:51
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Babe but the pig is in the Big City
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Sep 7, 2023 14:44
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FutonForensic posted:Babe but the pig is in the Big City Well, that would be awful turn for Babe's story. Good thing no one ever tried that.
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Agatha Christie's classic Hercule Poirot mystery, Death on the Nile, but on a train instead of a boat. |
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Stoner Sloth posted:Snakes on Planes, Trains and Automobiles starring John Candy, Steve Martin and Samuel L Jackson Car Rental Agent: [cheerfully] Welcome to Marathon, may I help you? Neal: Yes. Car Rental Agent: How may I help you? Neal: You can start by wiping that loving dumb-rear end smile off your rosy loving cheeks! Then you can give me a loving automobile! A loving Datsun, a loving Toyota, a loving Mustang, a loving Buick! Four loving wheels and a god drat seat! Car Rental Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me. Neal: And I don't remember asking you a god drat thing! Get me a loving car! Car Rental Agent: May I see your rental agreement? Neal: I threw it the gently caress away! Car Rental Agent: Oh, boy. Neal: Oh, boy, what, mother fucker? Car Rental Agent: [narrows her eyes] You're hosed. Neal: This is some hosed up repugnant poo poo.
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John Candy and Steve Martin in Trains, Trains, and Trains |
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Sep 11, 2023 21:40
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Murder on the Orient express, but on a smash bros level |
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Sep 11, 2023 23:08
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Shark Express (Tagline: This shark attack is back on track), this summer, only on Syfy |
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Sep 12, 2023 01:24
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Training Day |
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joker: we live in a train. |
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Sixteen Candles, Sixteen Trains |
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Train on Haunted Hill. Everyone has to stay in their car, but don't. Why is everyone so attracted to the basement car? Jokes on her, rigged up skeleton in the basement car's acid vat.. https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4
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Sep 12, 2023 14:06
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Nighttime in the Switching yard, but in a Marshalling yard |
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I wish I were on a train and by "train" I mean heroin |
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Mayor of the train: We can't shut down the dining car during the busiest season of the year for trains! Jaws: Oh oh! I'm here on the train though! I'm going to eat so many people on here. |
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Sep 13, 2023 01:24
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The Matrix: Neo chooses the red pill in a quest to get off the train |
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Freaky Friday: a mother and daughter swap trains for a day, and learn that the other’s journey isn’t as easy as they thought. The Little Mermaid: a girl who lives in the subway dreams of life on the elevated line. After saving a handsome prince from a commuter train crash, she trades her legs for trucks. If she can’t make the prince fall in love with her before the third sunset, she will become a third rail. |
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Soylent Train: the train is entirely made up of people. |
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Buttchocks posted:The Little Mermaid: a girl who lives in the subway dreams of life on the elevated line. After saving a handsome prince from a commuter train crash, she trades her legs for trucks. If she can’t make the prince fall in love with her before the third sunset, she will become a third rail. This is the kind of content I want from Disney.
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2001: Space Odyssey: on a train |
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Train Wars Episode IV: A New Locomotive Train Wars Episode V: The Steam Engine Strikes Back Train Wars Episode VI: Return of the Conductor |
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Train Wars Episode I: The Phantom Monorail Train Wars Episode II: Attack of the Caboose Train Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Steam Engine
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