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Y'all heard about this diarrhea airplane? Some fuckin amateur poo poo their pants so bad they had to ground the plane. Imagine thinking you're going to be eating tapas in 6 hours and you wind up back in Atlanta with the smell of liquid poop and vanilla glade filling your nostrils. https://metro.co.uk/2023/09/05/flight-had-to-divert-due-to-passengers-diarrhea-that-ran-all-through-plane-19447457/ "‘We have had a passenger who has had diarrhoea all the way through the airplane, so they want us to come back to Atlanta.’ The identity of the passenger remains a mystery, and it is unclear if they made it to the next flight to Spain after the fiasco. Others who claimed to had also been on the cursed DL194 flight shared what they witnessed. ‘I was on this flight! The culprit diarrheaed as he walked up the aisle from the back rows toward the bathroom,’ Ty described the horror scene."
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ain't nothing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEO5Zgbhc1Q quote:About one hour after breakfast, while approaching Copenhagen, 196 passengers and one flight attendant fell ill with nausea, vomiting, diarrhea and abdominal cramps. 144 of them were so severely ill that they required hospitalization, 30 were in critical condition. The other 53 were treated in makeshift emergency rooms. the JAL 747 was a fantastic wall to wall diarrhea extravganza, nowhere enough toilets for the almost 200 people who fell ill at once. Like the gross pie eating contest scene from Stand By Me, but blasting out they asses instead. The floors was sailing in liquid poo poo and vomit. and you make a story of one loving pair of soiled pants? frumpykvetchbot fucked around with this message at 12:05 on Sep 6, 2023 |
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Sep 6, 2023 12:00
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frumpykvetchbot posted:ain't nothing The video is 13 minutes and zero mention of poop.
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Sep 6, 2023 12:14
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The only good place to be in this whole situation is the dirrhea person.
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Sep 6, 2023 12:17
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My bacteria is growling for more.
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Sep 6, 2023 12:34
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How does one have diarrhoea "all the way through the airplane"?
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Sep 6, 2023 13:06
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bitterandtwisted posted:How does one have diarrhoea "all the way through the airplane"? Trusted a fart whilst doing a runner for the toilets I'd imagine.
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Sep 6, 2023 13:10
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I was linked to the poo plane because I clicked on this related article: https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/air-canada-apologizes-after-passengers-told-to-sit-in-vomit-covered-seats/ar-AA1ghpQH Uh, what the gently caress. I wouldn't sit in the puke seats, and I'd rather hide in the blue water closet for five hours than deal with any of this. Seems like the only part of the plane with adequate ventilation at this point.
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Sep 6, 2023 13:37
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Poop cruises now poop planes? What's next? Poop trains?
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Sep 6, 2023 13:39
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Who would've thought that jamming people into close quarters with no practical way to leave would have occasional horrific consequences
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Sep 6, 2023 13:50
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Poop cruises now poop planes? What's next? Poop trains? I've had it with this motherfucking poop on this motherfucking plane!
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Sep 6, 2023 13:50
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Decedent posted:I was linked to the poo plane because I clicked on this related article: SHUT THE gently caress UP AND SIT IN THE VOMIT OR GET ARRESTED, SHITHEAD doesn't seem like the proper way to handle that situation
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Sep 6, 2023 14:07
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MrQwerty posted:SHUT THE gently caress UP AND SIT IN THE VOMIT OR GET ARRESTED, SHITHEAD doesn't seem like the proper way to handle that situation But they had put coffee grounds on some of the puke! What a bunch of lily livered wussies, in the pre-woke era you would sit in the vomit and you would enjoy it goddamn it
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Sep 6, 2023 14:12
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bitterandtwisted posted:How does one have diarrhoea "all the way through the airplane"?  https://twitter.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/1699190403767882169
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free hubcaps posted:But they had put coffee grounds on some of the puke! What a bunch of lily livered wussies, in the pre-woke era you would sit in the vomit and you would enjoy it goddamn it Back in my way you had to sit in vomit and you enjoyed it. Both ways!
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Sep 6, 2023 14:17
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Write that plane off, it's over
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Sep 6, 2023 14:17
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Luckily for me I had the lasagna
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Sep 6, 2023 14:20
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Whooping Crabs posted:I've had it with this motherfucking poop on this motherfucking plane!
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Sep 6, 2023 14:21
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ElectricSheep posted:Luckily for me I had the lasagna lol
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Sep 6, 2023 14:34
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i always ask for assurances from the flight crew that there will be no diarrhea onboard the aircraft, and ask to be rebooked on another flight if they can’t guarantee a diarrhea free experience if these passengers had done their due diligence they could have avoided this, hard to feel sorry for them
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Sep 6, 2023 14:43
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I just flew in from Albuquerque and boy are my arms tired (from wiping up all the diarrhea)
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Sep 6, 2023 14:45
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Curious what the BAC of the pooper was tbqh.
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Sep 6, 2023 14:48
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Diarrhea Airplane (to the tune of Rock Lobster)
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Sep 6, 2023 14:57
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Imagine publicly making GBS threads all over an airplane, and knowing not only that all of your fellow passengers have to deal with the stink and possible contamination, but also that you singlehandedly turned the flight around and possibly ruined their vacation/business/school plans. What a power move
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Sep 6, 2023 15:00
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Dumb gently caress should have ran forward to diarrhea in first class. loving class traitor.
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Sep 6, 2023 15:02
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Diarrhea cha cha cha
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Sep 6, 2023 15:05
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I’m not really sure I’m interested in this sequel to Money Plane
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Sep 6, 2023 15:24
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Poohs Packin posted:The video is 13 minutes and zero mention of poop. Here you go, wikipedia has a brief mention of poop https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japan_Air_Lines_food_poisoning_incident
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Sep 6, 2023 15:32
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When you're sliding into first, and your ring's about to burst: Diarrea. Diarrea.
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Sep 6, 2023 15:35
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Poohs Packin posted:Some fuckin amateur poo poo their pants so bad they had to ground the plane. sounds like a pro to me
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Sep 6, 2023 15:36
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When you’re high in the sky And it’s dripping down your thigh Diarrhea Diarrhea
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Poop cruises now poop planes? What's next? Poop trains? B:M to Yuma
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Poohs Packin posted:Curious what the BAC of the pooper was tbqh. definitely well over .08
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When you're flying in a jet and you feel something wet Mr. Barnesworth posted:Diarrhea cha cha cha
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maybealabia posted:When you're flying in a jet That's abhor... e
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Messed up if true op
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When you’re landing in LaGuardia While suffering from giardia Diarrhea Diarrhea
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Sep 6, 2023 16:35
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Flying is so lovely these days. I blame the people using overhead bins. Pack better you monsters
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When the flight attendant asks Who’s been leaking from their rear end Diarrhea Diarrhea
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Khanstant posted:Flying is so lovely these days. I blame the people using overhead bins. Pack better you monsters I can't imagine why anyone needs more than a very small backpack for a flight, it makes no sense. Spare set of clothes, medicine, handful of electronics. Done. E: Unless you're planning to poop your way through 10 sets of clothes.
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