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frumpykvetchbot posted:ain't nothing *taps the GBS sign*
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**dyerroieahu
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Sep 6, 2023 17:28
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Sep 6, 2023 17:45
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it was me. i did all the poops in the plane. soz.
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Grey Cat posted:I can't imagine why anyone needs more than a very small backpack for a flight, it makes no sense. All I really ask is those that failed to travel with only carryon under seat are treated as second class passengers and made to sit and wait until regular people have left the plane. Maybe even only on casual Fridays, but there needs to be some balance brought to all the waiting because some chucklefuck brought every possession they own and need to get at it extremely slowly while not being sure where it is.
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Sep 6, 2023 18:13
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When you're above the great lakes But you feel those hot snakes Diarrhea Diarrhea
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Khanstant posted:All I really ask is those that failed to travel with only carryon under seat are treated as second class passengers and made to sit and wait until regular people have left the plane. Maybe even only on casual Fridays, but there needs to be some balance brought to all the waiting because some chucklefuck brought every possession they own and need to get at it extremely slowly while not being sure where it is. More than a handbag? You go straight to the cargo-hold.
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Sep 6, 2023 18:21
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When it’s flowing down the aisle Instead of coiling in a pile Diarrhea Diarrhea
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Sep 6, 2023 18:25
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I’m a scab and writing the screenplay with ChatGPT right now
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Sep 6, 2023 18:55
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when you're taking off for Rome and your pants are full of foam diarrhea! diarrhea! when you pull back from the gate and you realize you're too late diarrhea! diarrhea! when you enter US airspace and you're covered in wet disgrace diarrhea! diarrhea! when the turbulence is absurd and it starts to rain down turds diarrhea! diarrhea! when the pilots do a go-around and you're sitting on a big mound diarrhea! diarrhea! when the cabin crew is seated but your cheeks are getting heated diarrhea! diarrhea! when the flight is overbooked and your salmon's undercooked diarrhea! diarrhea! when you reached cruising altitude and your anus comes unglued diarrhea! diarrhea! when you start to disembark and you think you have to fart diarrhea! diarrhea!
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Sep 6, 2023 18:58
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When you’re cruising in the sky And it smells like someone died Diarrhea Diarrhea
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Sep 6, 2023 19:06
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when you do a barrel roll and it gushes out your hole diarrhea! diarrhea! when the captain asks for flaps and something inside snaps diarrhea! diarrhea! when a gremlin's on the wing and you blow our your g-string diarrhea! diarrhea!
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Sep 6, 2023 19:18
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never fly without your diarrheaphragm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpkZ7ZfCXls
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Diarrhea Airplane TURTLE POWER!!
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Sep 6, 2023 19:45
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Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is Flight To Brownsville
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:When you’re landing in LaGuardia :hifive: adding: Mozi posted:when the flight is overbooked My Dad Nintendo fucked around with this message at 20:06 on Sep 6, 2023 |
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Sep 6, 2023 20:03
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Baxter posted:Hi https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4HSQKUAPKM
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From what I heard, this was an international flight to Spain (I think), and they were 2 hours into the flight, when a passenger had a diarrhea emergency, and didn't make it to the bathroom... they were far away from it in fact, and it erupted from their rear end onto the aisle floor as they made their way to the bathroom. The pilot decided that flying the rest of the way to Spain with the poop smell all over the plane would be bad, so they turned around and spent 2 hours to come back. Some passengers had air freshener type things with them and they tried to use them, but it had little effect. Don't shame the pooper. These things happen to everyone, and everyone has a poop pants story where it happened at the worst time. Imagine how the passenger must feel. I hope some rear end in a top hat didn't film them with their phone and posts it online. Still though, lol.
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Bula Vinaka posted:From what I heard, this was an international flight to Spain (I think), and they were 2 hours into the flight, when a passenger had a diarrhea emergency, and didn't make it to the bathroom... they were far away from it in fact, and it erupted from their rear end onto the aisle floor as they made their way to the bathroom. The pilot decided that flying the rest of the way to Spain with the poop smell all over the plane would be bad, so they turned around and spent 2 hours to come back. Some passengers had air freshener type things with them and they tried to use them, but it had little effect. already 2hrs in those poor sobs. You can bet every single person on that plane would have said carry on to destination if the alternative was flying another 2hrs back to ATL. What a loving wreck of a decision
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Bula Vinaka posted:From what I heard, this was an international flight to Spain (I think), and they were 2 hours into the flight, when a passenger had a diarrhea emergency, and didn't make it to the bathroom... they were far away from it in fact, and it erupted from their rear end onto the aisle floor as they made their way to the bathroom. The pilot decided that flying the rest of the way to Spain with the poop smell all over the plane would be bad, so they turned around and spent 2 hours to come back. Some passengers had air freshener type things with them and they tried to use them, but it had little effect. It was worse than that. The unfortunate passenger was propelled out the bathroom door by the force of the diarrhea, easily overpowering the flimsy airplane bathroom lock. They were then blasted all over the cabin, flying around like a fire hose nozzle that no one was holding on to, while 2 flight attendants holding a blanket at both ends tried to corral them. 
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Whooping Crabs posted:I've had it with this monkey fighting poop on this Monday to Friday plane!
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Larry Cum Free posted:It was worse than that. The unfortunate passenger was propelled out the bathroom door by the force of the diarrhea, easily overpowering the flimsy airplane bathroom lock. They were then blasted all over the cabin, flying around like a fire hose nozzle that no one was holding on to, while 2 flight attendants holding a blanket at both ends tried to corral them. Not too far fetched looking at the clip of the aftermath.
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If you ever fall out of an airplane, simply start blasting rear end toward the ground during the last 1500 feet of your descent. The force of the diarrhea jet will slow your velocity to a survivable rate.
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Sep 6, 2023 20:58
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its funny how people always say that embarrassing thing you did in public isn't a big deal and no one will even remember it or you by the end of their day. but that just doesn't apply to making GBS threads all over a plane 2 hours into a flight lmao. everyone there will remember that forever, and now it's a big news story as well.
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Sep 6, 2023 21:03
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:If you ever fall out of an airplane, simply start blasting rear end toward the ground during the last 1500 feet of your descent. The force of the diarrhea jet will slow your velocity to a survivable rate. Like the Up + B move with Starfox in Smash Bros
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release the cvr tapes coward
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It was the airline's fault for not providing a diarrhea bag in the seat pouch
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Always plug a full box of immodium before you get on a plane, take a xanny bar in the oral route to really blast off
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You can always just wear D-pants
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:its funny how people always say that embarrassing thing you did in public isn't a big deal and no one will even remember it or you by the end of their day. but that just doesn't apply to making GBS threads all over a plane 2 hours into a flight lmao. everyone there will remember that forever, and now it's a big news story as well. i had already forgotten are you saying someone did a big nasty diarrhea on a plane? LOL!!
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Sep 6, 2023 21:12
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this topic sucks i was expecting a plane made of diarrhea
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Pac and Cheese posted:this topic sucks diarrhea
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frumpykvetchbot posted:ain't nothing Wtyp is a good and cool podcast
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Sep 6, 2023 22:33
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pizza and cocaine one week before any flight
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Bula Vinaka posted:Don't shame the pooper. These things happen to everyone, and everyone has a poop pants story where it happened at the worst time. I haven't shat myself since I was like 3.
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Cyril Sneer posted:I haven't shat myself since I was like 3. Might be an eastern thing. All the folks I know who grew up back east have at least one pants making GBS threads story, whereas no one out west does, myself included.
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This is the reason why I up the dosage of silver for plane flights.
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Jailbrekr posted:Might be an eastern thing. All the folks I know who grew up back east have at least one pants making GBS threads story, whereas no one out west does, myself included. Its because everyone out west is image obsessed and "doing it for the gram" or "just waiting tables for 20 years while I wait for someone to buy my screenplay". They poo poo their pants the most because their all on a cleanse and snorting lines of kale and ashwaganda all day long. Nobody wants to be the first one to admit to being a pantshitter because they'll be ostracised and ridiculed by others trying to extract a quantum of value from the west coast attention economy. Fake people out west. Come to the east where we tell you to your face that we're pantshitters and proud 👏 of 👏 it 👏. Or, reside in the midwest where we don't talk about that kind of thing because it's impolite.
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