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They should have done this in that recent Hijack TV show
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Sep 7, 2023 00:15
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MrQwerty posted:You can always just wear D-pants
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Sep 7, 2023 00:26
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Covid shits in the funny thread. Vaccinated people are testing positive around me.
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Decedent posted:Covid shits in the funny thread. Vaccinated people are testing positive around me. You seem confused, possibly jet lag combined with dehydration from diarrhoea.
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when you're at forty-thousand feet and your sphincter springs a leak diarrhea diarrhea
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Sep 7, 2023 02:23
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When you're gettin the impression There's been explosive decompression Diarrhea Diarrhea
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Sep 7, 2023 02:47
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Bonzo posted:They should have done this in that recent Hijack TV show Idris Elba negotiates with assholes. Wait that’s the same story.
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Sep 7, 2023 02:50
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When the O2 masks come down Because you smell some liquid brown Diarrhea Air Plane Diarrhea Air Plane
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Sep 7, 2023 02:51
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Lol way to go nooner. 
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Sep 7, 2023 03:25
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Good news they should all get vouchers because it’s weather related. That’s a shitstorm if I ever seen one.
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Imagine a planeful of older goons in, say, 20 years time, on a chartered plane going to a gooncon. They all poo poo theirr pants during takeoff and it goes downhill/downplane from there. OK, not enough goons might be that rich, so imagine it on a dirty old bus instead.
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Sep 7, 2023 05:35
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When is the next goon con
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Sep 7, 2023 06:17
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The Loin King posted:Wtyp is a good and cool podcast spreading the word is good praxis.
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I enjoy it as someone who's worked on both sides of property development and lived in lovely midwest cities its a very compelling and good podcast. They can sometimes seem to fill time and beat a dead horse but it's mostly very good.
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Sep 7, 2023 11:12
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Pac and Cheese posted:this topic sucks i was expecting a plane made of diarrhea Diarrheairplane
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Skyarrhea Also SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Poop cruises now poop planes? What's next? Poop trains? https://radiolab.org/podcast/poop-train
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They buried the lead hereA fellow flier posted:‘Then as the plane ascended he slid on the poop like ice skates all the way to the back rows again, leaving actual poop skid marks in the aisle. Total Tom & Jerry stuff.’
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Sep 7, 2023 20:20
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Drink-Mix Man posted:They buried the lead here 
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Sep 7, 2023 20:59
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_PzQ--8Cyc
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a better problem to have on a delta flight https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_jNwGMNQJY
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Drink-Mix Man posted:They buried the lead here That reads like someone who posts here was on the flight
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Sep 7, 2023 21:42
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When you're barely out the gate Your pants suddenly inflate. DIARRHEA!
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Sep 7, 2023 22:32
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Are there any updates to the story? Why isn’t CNN running with this?
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Sep 7, 2023 22:52
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Who owns the film rights
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Sep 7, 2023 23:06
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this is why i always pack my anal bum cover
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Bula Vinaka posted:These things happen to everyone, I must be lucky RIPs to the Delta mechanics replacing that carpet
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Mandatory buttplugs for all passengers
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Sep 8, 2023 00:49
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at least the rhea wasn't powerful enough to down the plane thank goodness
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I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SHARTS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!
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gottagotowork posted:I must be lucky gently caress that, crumple that plane up and get a new one, this one’s ruint
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When you run past business class But you can’t control your rear end Diarrhea Diarrhea
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When you're 40,000 feet in the air and spew poo poo uncontrollably from your derriere Diarrhea Diarrhea
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Sep 8, 2023 13:11
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Dick Bastardly posted:When you're 40,000 feet in the air ILL ALLLOW IT!
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When you're soaring with the birds and unleash some liquid turds Diarrhea Diarrhea
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Sep 8, 2023 13:42
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When you’re filling up your seat At thirty thousand feet Diarrhea Diarrhea
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Sep 8, 2023 14:16
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When you're taking your one vacation this year And some rear end in a top hat shits all over the goddamn plane
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Sep 8, 2023 14:21
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Someone didn't wear the gurglespurts jeans
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I'm thoroughly impressed by the shear number of diarrhea rhymes goons have come up with for this one arcane topic
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And one day we will diarrhea And our asses will fly from the aeroplane over the sea
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