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when you're flying on a plane making diarrhea puns and feel a raging torrent flowing through your buns diarrhea! diarrhea!
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Death By Yogurt posted:And one day we will diarrhea lol leave NMH out of this he didnt do anything wrong
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Poohs Packin posted:You seem confused, possibly jet lag combined with dehydration from diarrhoea. Actually, sometimes DO I post when I’m half asleep. What I meant to say is, I have diarrhea. I’ve had diarrhea for 3 days. I literally posted that from bathroom after someone I had come into close contact with texted me and told me they had Covid and their whole family is popping positive on rapid tests. I’ve had all three series of shots, my friend had one series and she has the sniffles (her employer is making her work too). Like I literally had to call in to my PT appointment to tell them I’m making GBS threads too much to get into the pool on Wednesday, then she texted me. What I’m saying is this is a great replacement for the post when you’re taking a huge dump thread. Covid causing diarrhea in some people, made me connect some dots that may no exist as I cough in an almost uncontrollable manner from my rear end. I’m isolating and not really interested in goin and buying a rapid test since it’s so drat easy for me to isolate in the middle of nowhere when I’m getting paid to not work. Also I’m saving a text file of all the new verses of that old song. 
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Sep 8, 2023 15:30
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And THIS is why you always hire a loadmaster.
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Sep 8, 2023 15:58
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When your phone switches to roam Your pants fill with frothy loam DIARRHEA
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Sep 8, 2023 17:39
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*to the tune of Aqualung* Diarrea airplane
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Sep 8, 2023 17:54
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When you have a boarding pass But a lovely liquid rear end
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Sep 8, 2023 19:25
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When you're joining the mile high club But your butt begins to glub Diarrhea Diarrhea
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Sep 8, 2023 20:21
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XL6Bve-NhbM
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Sep 8, 2023 20:55
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when you tried to go to spain but spent 4 hours in a poop plane diarrhea diarrhea
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Sep 8, 2023 21:06
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I went to a concert last week where the opener was a stoner sludge metal band from Santa Cruz What I’m saying is, every time I see the thread title, I think it would make a perfect song for a stoner sludge metal band from Santa Cruz. Or even the band name
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Sep 8, 2023 23:30
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Sep 8, 2023 23:58
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You know if they implement that seating some depraved motherfuckers are going to buy those upper seats and fulfill their fetish by spending their entire flight farting
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Sep 9, 2023 00:19
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Jelly posted:You know if they implement that seating some depraved motherfuckers are going to buy those upper seats and fulfill their fetish by spending their entire flight farting And the exact opposite. People who want to be farted on in the face. Win-win for weird perverts I guess.
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Sep 9, 2023 00:22
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t h a t s m y f e t i s h
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Bula Vinaka posted:t h a t s I'll pay the extra $45 for the non-fetish section, please
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Sep 9, 2023 03:10
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When you're flying to Istanbul, sippin rum and pepto bis-a-mol. When you're flying out to Greece, and you've shat a little piece When you touch down in Japan, and you've pressed your Christmas hams Overdog fucked around with this message at 03:16 on Sep 9, 2023 |
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Sep 9, 2023 03:11
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When you switch to airplane mode But you can’t find the commode Diarrhea diarrhea
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Sep 9, 2023 04:31
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When you're past the TSA But your rear end begins to spray Diarrhea
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Sep 9, 2023 04:42
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when the landing gear ascends and you wish you'd worn depends diarrhea diarrhea
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Sep 9, 2023 05:11
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When you're on an aeroplane And you feel your colon drain Diarrhea Diarrhea
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Sep 9, 2023 06:21
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Chief McHeath posted:when the landing gear ascends
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Sep 9, 2023 13:28
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when you're running up the aisle slangin' turds with a smile
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Sep 9, 2023 13:36
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When you leave Atlanta, Georgia But giardia’s aboard ya Diarrhea Diarrhea
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Sep 9, 2023 13:40
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When you just left Hartsfield-Jackson And your sphincter loses traction Diarrhea Diarrhea
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Sep 9, 2023 13:43
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I could really go for an omelette now, ngl.
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Sep 9, 2023 14:08
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Sep 9, 2023 15:32
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When you’re sliding into first class And you’re about to burst rear end Diarrhea Diarrhea
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Sep 9, 2023 15:51
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When you're asking "what's the deal with airplane food?" And start to feel something protrude Diarrhea Diarrhea
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Sep 9, 2023 20:08
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When your rear end ain't passing gas But it still don't make a splash Diarrhea
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Sep 9, 2023 20:11
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If you had diarrhoea the day of a long haul flight, would you risk it or call the trip off? I’ve never faced this issue but it’d actually be a dilemma, flights are expensive.
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Sep 9, 2023 21:18
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Nobody posted the diarrhea trail twitter video yet? It was in the schad thread. Or was that a different diarrhea trail plane incident.
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Sep 9, 2023 21:19
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What is the deal with airplane food huh? 
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Sep 9, 2023 21:23
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Overdog posted:What is the deal with airplane poo huh?
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Sep 9, 2023 21:25
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Was it a Pooeing 737?
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Sep 9, 2023 21:28
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on a plane with diarrhea so you poop out diarrhea diarrhea diarrhea
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Sep 9, 2023 21:48
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Grey Cat posted:Nobody posted the diarrhea trail twitter video yet? It was in the schad thread. posted on the first page
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Sep 9, 2023 23:06
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They should make the black box out of diarrhea
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Sep 9, 2023 23:06
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Dick Bastardly posted:posted on the first page Must not have loaded last pass through, still a beautiful sight the second time.
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Dick Bastardly posted:posted on the first page posted on the fourth page
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