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Welcome to the 2023 edition of 1KYOB! One Thousand Yards or Bust (1KYOB) is a game that's all about getting as close as you can to 1000 yards each week, via assembling a team of active players from any and all teams in a way which (hopefully!) has their yardage add up to less than or equal to 1000 yards. More than 1000 yards, you bust and you go to the bottom of the rankings for the week. Think of it as somewhere between fantasy football and the casino game of 21! Each week of the regular season corresponds to a week of the 1KYOB season, and the first three weeks of the playoffs correspond to the 1KYOB playoffs. During the regular season I'll sum up everyone's weekly score to keep track of the rankings, which are used to determine the playoff seeding (and any playoff-specific benefits/advantages). Once seeded, the playoffs continue as a series of three strict elimination weeks with only the top 1/3 of the field progressing each week, ultimately leading to a single survivor.....the 1KYOB champion. If you're a new player and you want to know more, then head down to the 'How do I play 1000 Yards or Bust' section in the second post below. If you're a 1KYOB veteran - welcome back! Head on to the next section. Notes for returning players The focus for this year is simplicity and regularity. It's no secret that the scoring has fallen behind schedule in previous years, which naturally hurts the player base's interest in keeping up with the game each week. The complexity of the game has also increased due to more tokens being added, each with their own ruleset and synergy with the other tokens. Most players did not use these tokens so this complexity did not improve the game. So I've made some changes to the rules, and I acknowledge that I need to do a better job of keeping up with the scoring for the game to be interesting. Firstly, the number of tokens has been reduced. The 'classic' tokens - Rushing defense (Donald), Receiving defense (Professor), QB defense (Watt), and the top-score gamble (Minerals) - all return. The more recent Genius token (normal token refresh) also returns. The remainder - Jennings, Cowardice and Gametime - have been removed. Secondly, the number of players that make the playoffs will scale with the number of players that we get during the season. In previous seasons it was always the top 27 players, but we've had fewer players than this for at least one season so it makes the regular season feel a bit pointless. The format of the playoffs will be similar, i.e. three elimination rounds coinciding with the Wildcard, Divisional and Conference weeks. The number of players eliminated in each round will also scale with the number of players that make the playoffs. Thirdly, the value of a particular place will be the same across all weeks, regardless of the number of players that play in each week. Previously, if there were say 20 players in week 1, then first place in week 1 would receive 20 points, second 19, and so on down to 1 for last place. However, if there were only 3 players in week 10, then first place in week 10 would only receive 3 points, no matter how good the player's score was. Due to player attrition during the season, this made later weeks less valuable points-wise and thus submitting an entry became less appealing. It also hurt any players that did end up joining partway through the season as it became harder to catch up to existing players due to there being less points available each week. So the scoring will be revised to work as follows:
For more info, head down to the 'How do I play 1000 Yards or Bust' section in the second post below. The MNF Number for 2023 Every entry is required to have one - and only one - player from one of the Monday Night Football teams to be considered a valid entry. This player is referred to as the MNF Number. The name for the mandatory MNF number has changed from season to season and typically refers to the winner of the previous season's Superbowl. Last year it was called the Long Suffering Goofball (or LSG) Number in honour of Matt Stafford, however this year it will be known as... The Barbecue Enthusiast Number or BBQ for short  He'd be happier if it was rib sauce Make sure you use BBQ instead of LSG in your entries.
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How do I play 1000 Yards or Bust? The 1KYOB season is structured as follows:
Every week during the regular season, each player posts list of offensive players and lists whether they wish to count their passing, rushing, or receiving yards for that week's game. The goal is to get as close to 1000 total yards without going over. Only Rushing, Receiving, and Passing yards can be used. The player with the highest total yards <= 1000 is awarded first place for the week, followed by all players that did not exceed 1000 yards in descending order of yards, then followed by all players that exceeded 1000 yards in ascending order of yards. Basically, the further over 1000 yards you go, the worse your score, and not busting always gives a higher score than busting. At the end of the regular season, the top performing players by overall score will gain entry into the playoffs. The number of players making the playoffs will be based on the total number of players that we get over the course of the season, and over the first two rounds (Wildcard/Divisional) players will be progressively eliminated until we're left with the three finalists. These three will face off in the Conference week and the winner will be crowned the 1KYOB champion! Apart from gaining entry to the playoffs, players that finish near the top of the table over the course of the regular season will also gain extra tokens to give them a competitive advantage during the playoffs, so it's worth doing better during the regular season to get that edge in the playoffs. How do I submit an entry? To submit an entry, post in this thread with the list of players that you want to use for the week. Lists are formatted as such: DEN - Peyton Manning - Passing Yards MIN - Adrian Peterson - Rushing Yards DET - Calvin Johnson - Receiving Yards BBQ#: PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing Yards (this is your MNF player i.e. BBQ number, see below) You can use as many players as you like. You don't necessarily have to use the player's native position's stats. Which allows for Matt Ryan's Rushing Yards or a running back's receiving yards. You can use a player more than once but you cannot use the same combination of player and yardage type more than once, e.g. you can list Cam Newton for both Passing and Rushing yards but you can't list Cam Newton for Passing yards twice. Obviously, players can only be added to a list before their respective games start, so if you wake up halfway through the 1pm games on Sunday and realize you haven't submitted a list yet, you can still cobble one together from the afternoon games and be fine. Once the game of the first player on your list to play starts, your list is FINAL for the week and cannot be edited. If you want to make changes to your list before the games start that's fine, but please alert me to that edit in a separate post. Every list must have one, and only one, player from Monday Night Football included to be counted. The name for the mandatory MNF number has changed from season to season - this season the MNF number will be called... The Barbecue Enthusiast Number or BBQ for short He'd be happier if it was rib sauce Make sure you use BBQ instead of LSG in your entries. Lists without a BBQ Number will be disqualified from scoring for the week, and players that include multiple players from the MNF game will only have the one designated as the BBQ Number counted for their score. But, a BBQ Number is the only requirement for a valid score, so if you somehow miss getting an entry in by the end of Sunday, you can always pick the player you think will get the most yards on Monday Night and at least get on the scoring table for the week. Additionally, your entry can include one or more tokens that have various effects, mostly to protect you from busting! Tokens mostly apply to your BBQ number player, and you start with a limited number at the beginning of the season. Use them wisely! See further down this post for more information on token types, rules, and effects. How does scoring work? The highest score of the week without busting is awarded first place for the week. The player with the largest bust (> 1000 yards) - or if nobody busted, then the player with the lowest score - is put in last place. The remaining places are awarded to non-busting players in descending order of score, followed by all busting players in ascending order of score. Unlike previous seasons, the points awarded for each particulare place each week will be the same across all weeks i.e. not dependent on the number of players that week. The points per place are as follows:
So in a hypothetical week with 5 players A-E scoring 800/995/1005/1050/1200 yards respectively, the following places and points would be awarded: Player B: 995 yards (1st, 70 points) Player A: 800 yards (2nd: 61 points) Player C: 1005 yards (3rd: 53 points) Player D: 1050 yards (4th: 46 points) Player E: 1200 yards (5th: 40 points) So as you can see, the easiest way to succeed in 1KYOB is to A) enter every week (even busting is better than earning no points at all), and B) not bust. Coming short by 200 yards will get you more points than busting by even a single yard. Points are cumulative across the entire 17 week season, so keep playing even if you get off to a bad start! One or two bad weeks won't kill you in the long run. In addition to the points awarded for each place it is possible to earn bonus points - either via hitting a perfect score of 1000, using the Substantial Minerals token, or by hitting specific targets during special theme weeks. More on these below. So what happens if someone hits 1000? Hitting 1000 exactly is extremely rare. Dozens of users submit lists to 1KYOB every week (with many many others doing so infrequently), and perfect scores still happen only once or twice a year, if at all. Therefore, a perfect score entitles you to a bonus of 200 points for that week. And, if you've managed to get a perfect score without getting any busts during the season up to that point, this bonus increases to 300 points. Your stock of tokens will be refreshed as well. So in short, it's really really good to hit 1000 and not constantly play conservatively out of fear of busting because it gives you a huge leg up in the season standings. Hitting exactly 1000 sounds very unlikely! What happens if I just get really close? It is true that perfect 1000s are extremely rare, so to liven things up a bit, if you score between 996 - 1000 inclusive then your stock of tokens will be refreshed. Note that the other effects described above will still only apply to perfect scores of 1000. THEME WEEKS There are currently three theme weeks planned for this season:
There'll be more info on these themes in the coming weeks. Tokens! Because 1KYOB is inherently a game about selecting offensive players, tokens were originally created to celebrate the superlative defenders of the NFL as well as introduce another strategic element to the game. Most tokens apply to your BBQ Number player (others have special effects) but you can't cheat and edit them in if you're heading into Monday about to bust: if you haven't declared you're using a token before the first player on your list starts, you're SOL. Each token can only be used once per season unless otherwise noted. To play a token please either copy and paste the token image or state the name of the token after your BBQ Number. This year there are five tokens, split into three different categories - Normal, Supplemental, and Special. Each player starts with one of each token. It is not possible to have more than one of any token. You can only use a max of one Normal token per week. You can use as many different Supplemental or Special tokens per week as you wish, provided that you still have them available to use! All tokens are refreshed for the following week if you score between 996 - 1000 for any particular week, and some tokens have special refresh rules in addition to this general rule. All unused tokens expire at the end of the regular season - use them or lose them! For the playoffs, players that finished at or near the top of the regular season table will be awarded one or more Normal tokens depending on their position to give them a competitive edge during those weeks. So it's worth doing well in the regular season to set yourself up nicely for a deep playoff run! NORMAL TOKENS THE ONLY DONALD TOKEN  All other Donalds better step aside BBCode: code:You may play the Donald Token when your BBQ Number has Rushing Yards specified as the yardage type. If your BBQ Number would bust your score, this token will zero out their score! Can only be used once per season unless refreshed or in certain circumstances, see later. THE PROFESSOR TOKEN  All wheels, no chair BBCode: code:You may play the Professor Token when your BBQ Number has Receiving Yards specified as the yardage type. If your BBQ Number would bust your score, this token will zero out their score! Can only be used once per season unless refreshed or in certain circumstances, see later. THE BROTHER'S SHADOW TOKEN  Shown here temporarily taking corporeal form after absorbing the essence of another QB BBCode: code:You may play the Brother's Shadow Token when your BBQ Number has Passing Yards specified as the yardage type. If your BBQ Number would bust your score, this token will convert your QB entry to use Rushing instead of Passing yards, as the QB can think of nothing but trying to escape his cursed shadow. If you are already using Rushing yards for your QB entry, this token will zero out their score as the QB remains rooted to the spot in fear. Can only be used once per season unless refreshed or in certain circumstances, see later. SUPPLEMENTAL TOKENS THE MERCURIAL GENIUS TOKEN  Remember the good times, not the bad BBCode: code:Marcus Peters is an extremely talented CB who is prone to, uh, 'shifts' in mood that can affect his performance. One week he will smother a #1 wideout so thoroughly that the receiver forgets his own name, the next he's launching flags into the crowd and himself out of the stadium. You may play the Mercurial Genius token alongside any of the above Normal tokens - it cannot be played by itself. The Normal token acts normally, and if you need it to avoid busting (or if you bust regardless), it will be consumed. However if you do not need the token to avoid busting, the Mercurial Genius token will return the Normal token back to you to be used again in a following week (i.e. it will refresh the token). The Mercurial Genius token itself can be played any number of times during the season, unless... ...your BBQ Number blows up and exceeds the relevant yardage limit (Rushing: 100, Receiving: 100, Passing: 400). Then the Genius will get himself ejected for the rest of the season and your BBQ Number will have a record game! Specifically, their yardage total will be set to the relevant all-time single-game record below: Rushing: 296 yards (Adrian Peterson, Vikings vs San Diego, 2007) Receiving: 336 yards (Willie 'Flipper' Anderson, Rams vs Saints, 1989) Passing: 554 yards (Norm van Brocklin, Rams vs NY Yanks, 1951) If this happens and you still don't bust (what kind of strange list are you running?!?) then the Normal token will still be returned. The Mercurial Genius token is always consumed after the Genius is ejected. SPECIAL TOKENS THE SUBSTANTIAL MINERALS TOKEN  Ignore the fact that the receiver dropped this pass, which hit him SQUARE IN THE NUMBERS jesus christ you clowns let BRADY HAVE ANOTHER LOMBARDI BBCode: code:If you declare the Minerals token during a given week, it gets you 35 bonus points for a high score and 70 bonus points for the best score of the week, but if you finish outside the pointy end of the field you get zero, so you better choose your players wisely! In addition, you can use the Minerals token as much as you want if you keep getting the bonus, but if you use the Minerals token and fail to reach a high score, you can't use it again for the entire rest of the season unless your tokens are refreshed by scoring between 996 - 1000 in any week. Not for the faint at heart! A 'high score' in the Minerals context means a score that is either within the top 10 if 20 or more players are active in the week, or within the top half of the field (rounded down) if less than 20 players are active. For example, if only 10 players are active then to hit on a Minerals token then you have to score in the top 5; if 7 players are active, then it must be top 3. TOKEN CLARIFICATIONS I'll try to collate any token clarifications I make during each thread in this area. Clarification 1: The Genius Token The Genius token will return the Normal token if you don't need the Normal token to avoid busting. If you do need it (or bust anyway) the Normal token is consumed and not returned. The Genius token itself is always returned unless it gets ejected ie your BBQ number exceeds the yardage limit. For example: Pre-Monday yardage total: 920 If Brate goes for 70: no bust, both Hayward and Genius tokens returned If Brate goes for 100: Hayward token activated, Brate yardage becomes zero, Hayward token not returned, Genius token returned If Brate goes for 120: Genius ejected, Brate yardage becomes 336, total yardage 1256, bust, Hayward token not returned, Genius token not returned Pre-Monday yardage total: 600 Brate goes for 70: no bust or ejection, both tokens returned Brate goes for 120: Genius ejected, Brate yardage becomes 336, total yardage 936, no bust, Hayward token returned, Genius token not returned Clarification 2: Tiebreakers Ties are broken as follows:
Clarification 3: Using the same player more than once You can use the same player more than once but you cannot use the same combination of player and yardage type more than once. So - to use Nick Foles as an example - you can list Nick Foles three times in one entry (for Passing, Rushing and Receiving yards) but you cannot list Nick Foles - Passing more than once. If you use a player more than once they have to be listed on separate lines for each yardage type you want to use: pre:PHI - Nick Foles - Passing Yards PHI - Nick Foles - Rushing Yards If you play the Minerals token but fail to place in the top half of the field that week, your base points for that week will be set to zero. These are the points that you get based on your position for the week. For example, if there are 10 players in the week, and you finish 5th, your base points are 40 and you get 35 bonus points from the Minerals token. If you finish 6th, your base points are zero and you don't get any bonus points from the Minerals token (you also lose the ability to play the token in future weeks unless you manage to refresh your tokens, see the second post in the thread for more info). Note that it is still possible to earn bonus points from other sources in that week however - e.g. if you play your Minerals token during the Turkeys theme week, and you finish outside the top half but hit on 4 turkeys, your score for the week is zero (base) + 40 (4 turkeys x 10pts each) = 40 points. Bjork Bjowlob fucked around with this message at 15:28 on Dec 14, 2023 |
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Week 1 Week 2 Week 3 Week 4 Week 5 Week 6 Week 7 Week 8 - MONSTERS Week 9 Week 10 Week 11 Week 12 - TURKEYS Week 13 Week 14 Week 15 Week 16 - HOLIDAYS Week 17 Week 18 pre:Position Change Player Total Week 1 Week 2 Week 3 Week 4 Week 5 Week 6 Week 7 Week 8 Week 9 Week 10 Week 11 Week 12 Week 13 Week 14 Week 15 Week 16 Week 17
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1 - Leperflesh 901 40 17 15 70 20 40 35 70 46 18 70 180 88 140 0 26 26
2 ↑ 1 Bjork Bjowlob 800 17 23 35 15 53 53 26 46 23 70 75 63 35 35 30 140 61
3 ↓ 1 Acebuckeye13 794 46 70 26 53 40 46 18 63 18 53 35 35 70 75 70 53 23
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4 - Okibi 781 61 18 53 19 70 70 23 61 53 23 26 81 26 26 61 40 70
5 - seiferguy 731 23 46 30 30 61 26 40 66 61 19 61 39 40 53 35 61 40
6 - totally losing my mime 687 19 53 16 61 35 18 17 120 35 46 30 60 30 46 46 20 35
7 - bobjr 675 26 40 40 40 46 0 70 53 30 40 20 73 23 61 53 30 30
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8 - Arnold Layne 663 16 19 20 18 26 19 61 70 70 61 46 40 46 23 40 35 53
9 ↑ 1 WaffleZombie 656 20 30 70 46 18 61 30 0 26 30 19 86 61 19 26 33 81
10 ↓ 1 Kevino07 584 30 15 61 17 16 23 53 75 40 35 53 50 20 30 20 46 0
11 - Nystral 381 35 61 17 23 30 20 46 20 20 20 23 66 0 0 0 0 0
12 - Grittybeard 247 0 16 19 16 17 17 19 0 19 26 18 18 19 20 23 0 0
13 - Beefed Owl 191 53 35 18 35 15 35 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
14 - Aggro 174 70 20 23 26 19 16 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
15 - Wolfy 165 0 26 46 20 23 30 20 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
16 - Hizawk 18 18 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
17 - barnold 15 15 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
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Woohoo! I'm in! gently caress TNF tho, I'll put in an entry before sunday
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Glad to be back for another season! DET - Jared Goff - Passing Yards DET - Amon-Ra St. Brown - Receiving Yards DET - Marvin Jones - Receiving Yards DET - Sam LaPorta - Receiving Yards DET - Josh Reynolds - Receiving Yards DET - David Montgomery - Rushing Yards DET - Jamyr Gibbs - Rushing Yards BBQ - BUF - Josh Allen - Passing Yards
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SEA - Geno Smith - Passing Yards CIN - Joe Burrow - Passing Yards WAS - Sam Howell - Passing Yards BBQ#: - BUF - Dawson Knox - Receiving Yards
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Week 1: "All" In for Week 1 BAL – Tylan Wallace – Receiving Yards BAL – Tylan Wallace - Rushing Yards MIN – Jaren Hall – Passing Yards MIN – Jaren Hall – Rushing Yards CAR – Terrace Marshall Jr. – Receiving Yards CAR – Terrace Marshall Jr. – Rushing Yards ATL – Tyler Allgeier – Rushing Yards ATL – Tyler Allgeier – Receiving Yards IND – Will Mallory – Receiving Yards IND – Will Mallory – Rushing Yards PIT – Allen Robinson – Receiving Yards PIT – Allen Robinson – Rushing Yards SF – Brandon Allen – Passing Yards SF – Brandon Allen – Rushing Yards LAC – Keenan Allen – Receiving Yards LAC – Keenan Allen - Rushing Yards PHI – Dallas Goedert – Receiving Yards PHI – Dallas Goedert - Rushing Yards LAR – Davis Allen – Receiving Yards LAR – Davis Allen – Rushing Yards SEA – DeeJay Dallas – Rushing Yards SEA – DeeJay Dallas – Receiving Yards DAL – Michael Gallup – Receiving Yards DAL – Michael Gallup - Rushing Yards NYG – Darren Waller – Receiving Yards NYG – Darren Waller – Rushing Yards BBQ#: BUF – Josh Allen – Passing Yards
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totally losing my mime posted:Week 1: "All" In for Week 1 Hell yeah
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Happy Football Season, everyone. MIN - Kirk Cousins - Passing Yards CIN - Joe Burrow - Passing Yards BAL - Lamar Jackson - Rushing Yards SF - Christian McCaffrey - Rushing Yards DAL - Tony Pollard - Rushing Yards MIA - Tyreek Hill - Receiving Yards BBQ#: NYJ - Garrett Wilson - Receiving Yards
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LAC- Justin Herbert - Passing Yards BAL - Lamar Jackson - Passing Yards SF - Christian McCaffrey - Rushing Yards BBQ#: NYJ - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards Edit: Thanks for doing this Bjork, its always a fun time! [I've never used the tokens and never will, I'm all natty] Hizawk fucked around with this message at 15:37 on Sep 10, 2023 |
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Thanks for bringing this back, the rule changes look good to me! Time to get to picking crummy QB performances! ARI - Joshua Dobbs - Passing Yards ARI - Clayton Tune - Passing Yards HOU - C.J. Stroud - Passing Yards ATL - Desmond Ridder - Passing Yards CAR - Bryce Young - Passing Yards BBQ#: BUF - Damien Harris - Rushing Yards
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CIN - Joe Burrow - Passing Yards LAC- Justin Herbert - Passing Yards SF - Christian McCaffrey - Rushing Yards BBQ#: BUF – Josh Allen – Passing Yards
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BAL - Lamar Jackson - Passing Yards LAC - Austin Ekeler - Rushing Yards SF - Christian McCaffrey - Rushing Yards CIN - Ja'Marr Chase - Receiving Yards MIN - Justin Jefferson - Receiving Yards BBQ#: BUF - Josh Allen - Passing Yards
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LAR - Matt Stafford - Passing Yards LAC - Justin Herbert - Passing Yards PHI - A.J. Brown - Receiving Yards MIA - Tyreek Hill - Receiving Yards LV - Austin Hooper - Receiving Yards BBQ#: BUF - Stefon Diggs - Receiving Yards
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LAR - Matt Stafford - Passing Yards CHI - Justin Fields - Passing Yards LAC - Justin Herbert - Passing Yards BBQ# - DAL - Tony Pollard - Rushing Yards
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SEA - Geno Smith - passing yards LAC - Justin Herbert - passing yards GB - Jordan Love - passing yards BBQ# - BUF - Stefon Diggs - receiving yards
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SEA - DK Metcalf - Receiving Yards LAR - Cam Akers - Rushing Yards LAC - Justin Herbert - Passing Yards PHI - Jalen Hurts - Rushing Yards PHI - Jalen Hurts - Passing Yards MIA - Tyreek Hill - Receiving Yards BBQ - BUF - Josh Allen - Rushing Yards
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GBP - Jordan Love passing yards CHI - Justin Fields rushing yards LVR - Jimmy Garoppolo handsomeness yards LAC - Keenan Allen receiving yards LAC - Mike Williams receiving yards DAL - Tony Pollard rushing yards NYG - Saquon Barkley rushing yards NYG - Matt Breida rushing yards BBQ: BUF - Josh Allen passing yards
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LAC - Justin Herbert - Passing Yards NYG - Daniel Jones - Passing Yards MIA - Tyreek Hill - Receiving Yards BBQ: NYJ - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards
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Aggro posted:LAR - Matt Stafford - Passing Yards 334 228 79 215 wtf 20 876 going into Monday
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WaffleZombie posted:Thanks for bringing this back, the rule changes look good to me! Time to get to picking crummy QB performances! 635. Oof.
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forgot to put a team in so i'm going BBQ only BBQ: BUF - Josh Allen - passing yards
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WEEK 1 Special rules for this week No theme or special rules for this week. Schedule TNF DET @ KC Sunday Early CAR @ ATL HOU @ BAL CIN @ CLE JAX @ IND TB @ MIN TEN @ NO SF @ PIT ARI @ WAS Sunday Late GB @ CHI LV @ DEN MIA @ LAC PHI @ NE LA @ SEA SNF DAL @ NYG MNF <--- one and only one player has to come from this game (your BBQ number) BUF @ NYJ Standings coming into this week No standings yet. MNF report pre:Player Pre-MNF MNF Player MNF Limit Notes ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Acebuckeye13 567 BUF::Josh Allen::Passing 433 Arnold Layne 396 BUF::Dawson Knox::Receiving 604 totally losing my mime 327 BUF::Josh Allen::Passing 673 Okibi 901 NYJ::Garrett Wilson::Receiving 99 Hizawk 549 NYJ::Aaron Rodgers::Passing 451 WaffleZombie 635 BUF::Damien Harris::Rushing 365 bobjr 462 BUF::Josh Allen::Passing 538 Beefed Owl 627 BUF::Josh Allen::Passing 373 Aggro 876 BUF::Stefon Diggs::Receiving 124 Nystral 778 DAL::Tony Pollard::Rushing 222 Invalid BBQ number, player not a MNF player seiferguy 585 BUF::Stefon Diggs::Receiving 415 Kevino07 726 BUF::Josh Allen::Rushing 274 Leperflesh 555 BUF::Josh Allen::Passing 445 Jimmy Garappolo listed with 'handsomeness' yards, no yardage will be assigned Bjork Bjowlob 547 NYJ::Aaron Rodgers::Passing 453 barnold 0 BUF::Josh Allen::Passing 1000 pre:Position Player Final Score Base Points Bonus Points Total Points Notes
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1 Aggro 978 70 0 70
2 Okibi 935 61 0 61
3 Beefed Owl 863 53 0 53
4 Acebuckeye13 803 46 0 46
5 Leperflesh 791 40 0 40 Jimmy Garappolo listed with 'handsomeness' yards, invalid
6 Nystral 778 35 0 35 Invalid BBQ number, player not a MNF player
7 Kevino07 762 30 0 30
8 bobjr 698 26 0 26
9 seiferguy 687 23 0 23
10 WaffleZombie 638 20 0 20
11 totally losing my mime 563 19 0 19
12 Hizawk 549 18 0 18
13 Bjork Bjowlob 547 17 0 17
14 Arnold Layne 421 16 0 16
15 barnold 236 15 0 15
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1 Aggro 70 70
2 Okibi 61 61
3 Beefed Owl 53 53
4 Acebuckeye13 46 46
5 Leperflesh 40 40
6 Nystral 35 35
7 Kevino07 30 30
8 bobjr 26 26
9 seiferguy 23 23
10 WaffleZombie 20 20
11 totally losing my mime 19 19
12 Hizawk 18 18
13 Bjork Bjowlob 17 17
14 Arnold Layne 16 16
15 barnold 15 15
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MNF! Pre-MNF subtotals and remaining yards below. I would say that Okibi and Aggro are most likely to bust this week, followed by Josh Allen stans Beefed Owl and Acebuckeye13. (Note: The below format is temporary, it will be revised in the coming weeks to be more readable/informative.) pre:Player Pre-MNF MNF Player MNF Limit Notes ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Acebuckeye13 567 BUF::Josh Allen::Passing 433 Arnold Layne 396 BUF::Dawson Knox::Receiving 604 totally losing my mime 327 BUF::Josh Allen::Passing 673 Okibi 901 NYJ::Garrett Wilson::Receiving 99 Hizawk 549 NYJ::Aaron Rodgers::Passing 451 WaffleZombie 635 BUF::Damien Harris::Rushing 365 bobjr 462 BUF::Josh Allen::Passing 538 Beefed Owl 627 BUF::Josh Allen::Passing 373 Aggro 876 BUF::Stefon Diggs::Receiving 124 Nystral 778 DAL::Tony Pollard::Rushing 222 Invalid BBQ number, player not a MNF player seiferguy 585 BUF::Stefon Diggs::Receiving 415 Kevino07 726 BUF::Josh Allen::Rushing 274 Leperflesh 555 BUF::Josh Allen::Passing 445 Jimmy Garappolo listed with 'handsomeness' yards, no yardage will be assigned Bjork Bjowlob 547 NYJ::Aaron Rodgers::Passing 453 barnold 0 BUF::Josh Allen::Passing 1000 Nystral posted:LAR - Matt Stafford - Passing Yards Tony Pollard already went for 70 yards on Sunday so he's no good to you on MNF. For this week your MNF score will be zero as I didn't post the weekly schedule to clarify which teams were playing. Leperflesh posted:GBP - Jordan Love passing yards While Jimmy G is indeed handsome, it is not possible to quantify exactly how handsome he is in yards, so he'll net you zero yards this week. barnold posted:forgot to put a team in so i'm going BBQ only Andy Reid would be proud Bjork Bjowlob fucked around with this message at 00:40 on Sep 12, 2023 |
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I would like  points for jimmy's handsomeness
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Sep 12, 2023 01:22
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Well, I guess I'm not at risk of busting this week
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Bjork Bjowlob posted:
Fairly certain that he's at least 2 yards of handsome.
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WEEK 2 Congratulations to Aggro for the best score of Week 1 with 978 yards, followed by Okibi in second with 935 yards and then Beefed Owl in third with 863 yards. Aaron Rodgers going out with an injury without scoring a single yard certainly scuppered Hizawk's and my entries! Congratulations also to the entire field for not busting at all in Week 1, really sets the tone for the season. Note that this week there are two MNF games. Your BBQ number player must come from the later of the two games, i.e. CLE @ PIT. You are free to use as many players as you like from the earlier game, i.e. NO @ CAR. Special rules for this week No theme or special rules for this week. Schedule TNF MIN @ PHI Sunday Early GB @ ATL LV @ BUF BAL @ CIN SEA @ DET IND @ HOU KC @ JAX CHI @ TB LAC @ TEN Sunday Late NYG @ ARI SF @ LA NYJ @ DAL WAS @ DEN SNF MIA @ NE MNF NO @ CAR CLE @ PIT <--- one and only one player has to come from this game (your BBQ number) Standings coming into this week pre:Position Player Total Week 1
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1 Aggro 70 70
2 Okibi 61 61
3 Beefed Owl 53 53
4 Acebuckeye13 46 46
5 Leperflesh 40 40
6 Nystral 35 35
7 Kevino07 30 30
8 bobjr 26 26
9 seiferguy 23 23
10 WaffleZombie 20 20
11 totally losing my mime 19 19
12 Hizawk 18 18
13 Bjork Bjowlob 17 17
14 Arnold Layne 16 16
15 barnold 15 15
pre:Player Pre-MNF MNF Player MNF Limit Notes ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Kevino07 1032 CLE::Nick Chubb::Rushing -32 Acebuckeye13 945 PIT::Najee Harris::Rushing 55 Nystral 886 PIT::Najee Harris::Rushing 114 totally losing my mime 815 CLE::Nick Chubb::Rushing 185 seiferguy 812 CLE::Nick Chubb::Rushing 188 bobjr 808 CLE::Nick Chubb::Rushing 192 Beefed Owl 801 CLE::Nick Chubb::Rushing 199 Arnold Layne 748 PIT::Pat Freiermuth::Receiving 252 Aggro 738 CLE::Elijah Moore::Receiving 262 Professor and Genius tokens active Okibi 694 PIT::Najee Harris::Rushing 306 WaffleZombie 635 CLE::Nick Chubb::Rushing 365 Wolfy 615 PIT::Najee Harris::Receiving 385 Bjork Bjowlob 548 CLE::Nick Chubb::Rushing 452 Leperflesh 520 PIT::Kenny Pickett::Rushing 480 Two players with invalid yardage types Grittybeard 0 PIT::Kenny Pickett::Passing 1000 pre:Position Player Final Score Base Points Bonus Points Total Points Notes
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1 Acebuckeye13 988 70 0 70
2 Nystral 929 61 0 61
3 totally losing my mime 924 53 0 53
4 seiferguy 876 46 0 46
5 bobjr 872 40 0 40
6 Beefed Owl 865 35 0 35
7 WaffleZombie 852 30 0 30
8 Wolfy 843 26 0 26
9 Bjork Bjowlob 840 23 0 23
10 Aggro 774 20 0 20 Professor token not needed, returned by Genius token, Genius token returned
11 Arnold Layne 750 19 0 19
12 Okibi 737 18 0 18
13 Leperflesh 578 17 0 17
14 Grittybeard 222 16 0 16
15 Kevino07 1096 15 0 15
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1 Acebuckeye13 116 46 70
2 Nystral 96 35 61
3 Aggro 90 70 20
4 Beefed Owl 88 53 35
5 Okibi 79 61 18
6 totally losing my mime 72 19 53
7 seiferguy 69 23 46
8 bobjr 66 26 40
9 Leperflesh 57 40 17
10 WaffleZombie 50 20 30
11 Kevino07 45 30 15
12 Bjork Bjowlob 40 17 23
13 Arnold Layne 35 16 19
14 Wolfy 26 0 26
15 Hizawk 18 18 0
16 Grittybeard 16 0 16
17 barnold 15 15 0
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Week 1 scores updated - as usual, look them over and if you see anything out of order let me know.
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Sep 14, 2023 12:55
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Rolling it back with the Detroit offense for Week 2: DET - Jared Goff - Passing Yards DET - Amon-Ra St. Brown - Receiving Yards DET - Marvin Jones - Receiving Yards DET - Sam LaPorta - Receiving Yards DET - Josh Reynolds - Receiving Yards DET - David Montgomery - Rushing Yards DET - Jamyr Gibbs - Rushing Yards LAR - Matt Stafford - Passing Yards BBQ - PIT - Najee Harris - Rushing Yards
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CHI - Justin Fields - Rushing Yards BAL - Lamar Jackson - Rushing Yards SF - Brock Purdy - Rushing Yards PHI - Jalen Hurts - Rushing Yards NYG - Daniel Jones - Rushing Yards KC - Patrick Mahomes - Rushing Yards KC - Harrison Butker - Buttkicking Yards SEA - Geno Smith - Rushing Yards SEA - Devin Bush, Jr. - Bushing Yards JAX - Trevor Lawrence - Rushing Yards DEN - Russell Wilson - Rushing Yards CIN - Joe Burrow - Rushing Yards DAL - Dak Prescott - Rushing Yards LAC - Justin Herbert - Rushing Yards SF - Christian McCaffrey - Rushing Yards NYJ - Breece Hall - Rushing Yards LAC - Austin Ekeler - Rushing Yards CLE - Nick Chubb - Rushing Yards JAX - Travis Etienne - Rushing Yards ATL - Tyler Allgeier - Rushing Yards BBQ - PIT - Kenny Pickett - Rushing Yards
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BUF - Josh Allen - Passing Yards DET - Jared Goff - Passing Yards HOU - CJ Stroud - Passing Yards JAX - Travis Etienne - Rushing Yards DAL - Jake Ferguson - Receiving Yards BBQ - CLE - Nick Chubb - Rushing Yards
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BUF - Josh Allen - Passing Yards DET - Jared Goff - Passing Yards GB - Jordan Love - Passing Yards BBQ#: PIT - Pat Freiermuth - Receiving Yards
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BUF - Josh Allen - Passing Yards LAR - Matt Stafford - Passing Yards LAC - Justin Herbert - Passing Yards BBQ - PIT - Najee Harris - Rushing Yards
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CHI - Justin Fields - Passing Yards BUF - Josh Allen - Passing Yards CIN - Ja'Marr Chase - Receiving Yards ATL - Kyle Pitts - Receiving Yards LV - Davante Adams - Receiving Yards TEN - Derrick Henry - Rushing Yards BBQ#: PIT - Najee Harris - Rushing Yards
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BUF - Josh Allen - Passing Yards DET - Jared Goff - Passing Yards CHI - Justin Fields - Passing Yards BBQ - CLE - Nick Chubb - Rushing Yards
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Week 2: Doubles (A-D) GB – Aaron Jones – Rushing Yards NO – Jamaal Williams – Rushing Yards TB – Rachaad White – Rushing Yards KC – Blaine Gabbart – Passing Yards CAR – Chuba Hubbard – Rushing Yards DET – Jahmyr Gibbs – Rushing Yards DET – Jahmyr Gibbs – Receiving Yards ARI – Joshua Dobbs – Passing Yards NYJ – Randall Cobb – Receiving Yards SF – Christian McCaffrey – Rushing Yards SF – Christian McCaffrey – Receiving Yards CAR – Giovanni Ricci – Receiving Yards SF – Ray-Ray McCloud – Receiving Yards ATL – Desmond Ridder – Passing Yards MIA – Jaylen Waddle – Receiving Yards BBQ#: CLE – Nick Chubb – Rushing Yards
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BUF - Josh Allen - Passing Yards KC - Patrick Mahomes - Passing Yards SF - Christian McCaffrey - Rushing Yards MIA - Tyreek Hill - Receiving Yards BUF - Stefon Diggs - Receiving Yards BBQ#: CLE - Nick Chubb - Rushing Yards
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I don't have the capacity to keep up with this due to real life stuff going on but I love this game and will try to enter a BBQ # every week so people have a chance to gain more points. And/or get made fun of for losing to me. BBQ#: PIT - Kenny Pickett - Passing yards
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LAR - Matt Stafford - Passing Yards LAC - Justin Herbert - Passing Yards BUF - Stefon Diggs - Receiving Yards MIA - Tyreek Hill - Receiving Yards LV - Austin Hooper - Receiving Yards BBQ#: CLE - Elijah Moore - Receiving Yards
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