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Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!
BUF - Josh Allen - Passing Yards
MIA - Tua Tagovailoa - Passing Yards
SF - Christian McCaffrey - Rushing Yards
MIA - Tyreek Hill -Receiving Yards
BUF - Stefon Diggs - Receiving Yards
MIN - T.J. Hockenson - Receiving Yards

BBQ#: Tony Pollard - Rushing Yards

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Aggro
Apr 24, 2003

STRONG as an OX and TWICE as SMART
MIN - Kirk Cousins - Passing Yards
SF - Brock Purdy - Passing Yards
JAX - Trevor Lawrence - Passing Yards
LAR - Cooper Kupp - Receiving Yards
CIN - Ja/Marr Chase - Receiving Yards
BBQ - BUF - Stefon Diggs - Receiving Yards





At least all of these players are actually playing this week smdh

Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.
MIA - Tua Tagovailoa - Passing Yards
MIN - Kirk Cousins - Passing Yards
JAX - Trevor Lawrence - Passing Yards

BBQ#: Tony Pollard - Rushing Yards

WaffleZombie
May 10, 2003

"Identity Crisis" Murderer Wild Guess #333:Prince "Lady Killer Charming "Well, I AM the Adversa"



ARI - Joshua Dobbs - Passing Yards
ARI - Clayton Tune - Passing Yards
NYJ - Zach Wilson - Passing Yards
NYJ - Tim Boyle - Passing Yards
CLE - PJ Walker - Passing Yards
CLE - Dorian Thompson-Robinson - Passing Yards
CAR - Bryce Young - Passing Yards
CAR - Andy Dalton - Passing Yards

BBQ#: DAL - CeeDee Lamb - Receiving Yards

Wolfy
Jul 13, 2009

NE - Mac Jones - Passing Yards
PHI - AJ Brown - Receiving Yards
ARI - Marquise Brown - Receiving Yards
LV - Jimmy Garappolo - Passing Yards
LV - Josh Jacobs - Receiving Yards

BBQ#: DAL - Dak Prescott - Passing Yards

Bjork Bjowlob
Feb 23, 2006
yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning


DET - Jared Goff - Passing yards
LA - Matt Stafford - Passing yards
PHI - Jalen Hurts - Passing yards
PHI - Jalen Hurts - Rushing yards

BBQ: DAL - Tony Pollard - Rushing yards


totally losing my mime
Aug 3, 2012

The quiet can scrape
All the calm from your bones.
But maybe it should.
Maybe we need to be hollowed
To get up and grow,
And stop fucking around,
To kick off our braces and start straightening out
Fun Shoe
Week 6 - Our Quarterbacks Have Two First Names (Late Games Edition)

NYJ - Zach Wilson - Passing Yards
BUF - Josh Allen - Passing Yards

BBQ#: LAC - Justin Herbert - Passing Yards

Bjork Bjowlob
Feb 23, 2006
yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning


MNF! I'm actually in a really good spot this week with the Donald and Genius tokens active, as well as Acebuckeye13 and Okibi. Not expecting any busts either this week.

Aggro unfortunately will have their overall score set to zero this week due to using an invalid BBQ number.

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Player                  Pre-MNF  MNF Player                      MNF Limit  Notes
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Bjork Bjowlob               906  DAL::Tony Pollard::Rushing             94  Donald and Genius tokens active
Acebuckeye13                884  DAL::Dak Prescott::Passing            116  Shadow token active
Okibi                       877  DAL::CeeDee Lamb::Receiving           123    
WaffleZombie                830  DAL::CeeDee Lamb::Receiving           170    
Beefed Owl                  787  DAL::Tony Pollard::Rushing            213  Donald token active
Leperflesh                  767  LAC::Austin Ekeler::Rushing           233    
Kevino07                    747  DAL::Jack Ferguson::Receiving         253    
seiferguy                   735  DAL::Tony Pallard::Rushing            265    
Aggro                       715  BUF::Stefon Diggs::Receiving          285  Invalid BBQ number, overall final score will be set to zero, Professor and Genius tokens active
Nystral                     624  DAL::Tony Pollard::Rushing            376    
Arnold Layne                616  LAC::Gerald Everett::Receiving        384    
Wolfy                       543  DAL::Dak Prescott::Passing            457    
totally losing my mime      355  LAC::Justin Herbert::Passing          645    

Aggro
Apr 24, 2003

STRONG as an OX and TWICE as SMART
Sigh, mixed up the SNF game and the MNF game.

I’m out then — too many weeks with dumb mistakes leading to terrible scores.

Bjork Bjowlob
Feb 23, 2006
yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning


Aggro posted:

Sigh, mixed up the SNF game and the MNF game.

I’m out then — too many weeks with dumb mistakes leading to terrible scores.

To clarify, the yardage total will be set to zero but you can still earn points this week - I mixed up SNF/MNF as well back in week 4 and came in last place, which was still worth 15 pts :unsmith:

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

also it's week six, there's a loooot of football left to catch up

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010
Ultra Carp
IIRC the year I won I flat-out missed like five weeks but still came in first in the regular season thanks to a well-placed Cajones token.

Also boy I sure hope Dak either has a really good game running or a really lovely game passing tonight!

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Aggro posted:

Sigh, mixed up the SNF game and the MNF game.

I’m out then — too many weeks with dumb mistakes leading to terrible scores.

Well I'm here every week to get you a point if you don't bust, as long as I don't forget.

BBQ#: LAC - Justin Herbert - Passing Yards

Bjork Bjowlob
Feb 23, 2006
yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning


Week 6 has been updated, and this week brings us a leadership change in the overall scoring as Okibi rides CeeDee Lamb to a top score of 994! This is also the best score of the season so far. Our former frontrunner Acebuckeye13 slips ever so slightly to second place, and WaffleZombie leapfrogs seiferguy to claim the third place overall.

After seiferguy there's the now-expected turbulence in the midfield as I continue my meteoric rise out of the basement, rising a further four spots into seventh place after being in 13th two weeks ago. This has unfortunately come at the cost of bobjr and Nystral sliding five and three spots respectively. With a spread of a mere 16 points covering positions five through ten we certainly expect to see more churn in Week 7.

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Week 6 standings

Position  Change  Player                 Total  Week 1  Week 2  Week 3  Week 4  Week 5  Week 6
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 
       1     ↑ 1  Okibi                    291      61      18      53      19      70      70
       2     ↓ 1  Acebuckeye13             281      46      70      26      53      40      46
       3     ↑ 2  WaffleZombie             245      20      30      70      46      18      61
       4       -  seiferguy                216      23      46      30      30      61      26
       5     ↑ 1  totally losing my mime   202      19      53      16      61      35      18
       6     ↑ 2  Leperflesh               202      40      17      15      70      20      40
       7     ↑ 4  Bjork Bjowlob            196      17      23      35      15      53      53
       8     ↓ 5  bobjr                    192      26      40      40      40      46       0
       9     ↑ 1  Beefed Owl               191      53      35      18      35      15      35
      10     ↓ 3  Nystral                  186      35      61      17      23      30      20
      11     ↓ 2  Aggro                    174      70      20      23      26      19      16
      12       -  Kevino07                 162      30      15      61      17      16      23
      13       -  Wolfy                    145       0      26      46      20      23      30
      14       -  Arnold Layne             118      16      19      20      18      26      19
      15       -  Grittybeard               85       0      16      19      16      17      17
      16       -  Hizawk                    18      18       0       0       0       0       0
      17       -  barnold                   15      15       0       0       0       0       0

Bjork Bjowlob fucked around with this message at 22:34 on Oct 17, 2023

Bjork Bjowlob
Feb 23, 2006
yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning


WEEK 7

There's no Europe game early on Sunday this week - first Sunday game is at 1pm ET like usual. Note that quite a few teams are on bye - CAR, CIN, DAL, HOU, NYJ, and TEN.

Special rules for this week

No theme or special rules for this week.

Schedule

ON BYE
CAR, CIN, DAL, HOU, NYJ, TEN

TNF
JAX @ NO

Sunday Early
DET @ BAL
LV @ CHI
CLE @ IND
BUF @ NE
WAS @ NYG
ATL @ TB

Sunday Late
PIT @ LA
ARI @ SEA
GB @ DEN
LAC @ KC

SNF
MIA @ PHI

MNF
SF @ MIN <--- one and only one player has to come from this game (your BBQ number)

Standings coming into this week

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Position  Change  Player                 Total  Week 1  Week 2  Week 3  Week 4  Week 5  Week 6
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 
       1     ↑ 1  Okibi                    291      61      18      53      19      70      70
       2     ↓ 1  Acebuckeye13             281      46      70      26      53      40      46
       3     ↑ 2  WaffleZombie             245      20      30      70      46      18      61
       4       -  seiferguy                216      23      46      30      30      61      26
       5     ↑ 1  totally losing my mime   202      19      53      16      61      35      18
       6     ↑ 2  Leperflesh               202      40      17      15      70      20      40
       7     ↑ 4  Bjork Bjowlob            196      17      23      35      15      53      53
       8     ↓ 5  bobjr                    192      26      40      40      40      46       0
       9     ↑ 1  Beefed Owl               191      53      35      18      35      15      35
      10     ↓ 3  Nystral                  186      35      61      17      23      30      20
      11     ↓ 2  Aggro                    174      70      20      23      26      19      16
      12       -  Kevino07                 162      30      15      61      17      16      23
      13       -  Wolfy                    145       0      26      46      20      23      30
      14       -  Arnold Layne             118      16      19      20      18      26      19
      15       -  Grittybeard               85       0      16      19      16      17      17
      16       -  Hizawk                    18      18       0       0       0       0       0
      17       -  barnold                   15      15       0       0       0       0       0
MNF report

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Player                  Pre-MNF  MNF Player                      MNF Limit  Notes
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Kevino07                    879  SF::Brandon Aiyuk::Receiving          121    
Arnold Layne                877  MIN::T.J. Hockenson::Receiving        123    
Nystral                     871  MIN::Alexander Mattison::Rushing      129    
Leperflesh                  806  SF::Christian McCaffrey::Rushing      194    
Acebuckeye13                800  SF::Brock Purdy::Passing              200
seiferguy                   799  SF::Brandon Aiyuk::Receiving          201    
WaffleZombie                788  MIN::Alexander Mattison::Rushing      212    
Wolfy                       712  SF::Brandon Aiyuk::Receiving          288    
totally losing my mime      695  MIN::Kirk Cousins::Passing            305    
Okibi                       669  MIN::Jordan Addison::Receiving        331    
bobjr                       601  MIN::Kirk Cousins::Passing            399    
Bjork Bjowlob               533  SF::Brock Purdy::Passing              467  Shadow and Genius tokens active
Final scores for this week

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Position    Player             Final Score  Base Points  Bonus Points  Total Points  Notes
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
       1    bobjr                      979           70             0            70    
       2    Arnold Layne               963           61             0            61    
       3    Kevino07                   936           53             0            53    
       4    Nystral                    910           46             0            46    
       5    seiferguy                  856           40             0            40    
       6    Leperflesh                 851           35             0            35    
       7    WaffleZombie               827           30             0            30    
       8    Bjork Bjowlob              805           26             0            26  Shadow not required, Genius safe, Shadow returned, Genius returned
       9    Okibi                      792           23             0            23    
      10    Wolfy                      769           20             0            20    
      11    Grittybeard                378           19             0            19    
      12    Acebuckeye13              1072           18             0            18    
      13    totally losing my mime    1073           17             0            17    
Standings at the end of this week

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Position  Change  Player                 Total  Week 1  Week 2  Week 3  Week 4  Week 5  Week 6  Week 7
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 
       1       -  Okibi                    314      61      18      53      19      70      70      23
       2       -  Acebuckeye13             299      46      70      26      53      40      46      18
       3       -  WaffleZombie             275      20      30      70      46      18      61      30
       4     ↑ 4  bobjr                    262      26      40      40      40      46       0      70
       5     ↓ 1  seiferguy                256      23      46      30      30      61      26      40
       6       -  Leperflesh               237      40      17      15      70      20      40      35
       7     ↑ 3  Nystral                  232      35      61      17      23      30      20      46
       8     ↓ 1  Bjork Bjowlob            222      17      23      35      15      53      53      26
       9     ↓ 4  totally losing my mime   219      19      53      16      61      35      18      17
      10     ↑ 2  Kevino07                 215      30      15      61      17      16      23      53
      11     ↓ 2  Beefed Owl               191      53      35      18      35      15      35       0
      12     ↑ 2  Arnold Layne             179      16      19      20      18      26      19      61
      13     ↓ 2  Aggro                    174      70      20      23      26      19      16       0
      14     ↓ 1  Wolfy                    165       0      26      46      20      23      30      20
      15       -  Grittybeard              104       0      16      19      16      17      17      19
      16       -  Hizawk                    18      18       0       0       0       0       0       0
      17       -  barnold                   15      15       0       0       0       0       0       0

Bjork Bjowlob fucked around with this message at 23:11 on Oct 24, 2023

Kevino07
Oct 16, 2008
JAX - Trevor Lawrence - Passing Yards
NO - Derek Carr - Passing Yards
PIT- Kenny Pickett - Passing Yards
BAL - Lamar Jackson - Rushing Yards
BUF- Stefon Diggs - Receiving Yards
LV- Jakobi Mayers - Receiving Yards

BBQ#: SF - Brandon Aiyuk - Receiving Yards

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

KC - Isiah Pacheco - Rushing Yards
KC - Jerick McKinnon - Rushing Yards
KC - Clyde Edwards-Helaire - Rushing Yards
BAL - Lamar Jackson - Rushing Yards
BAL - Gus Edwards - Rushing Yards
DEN - Javonte Williams - Rushing Yards
DEN - Samaje Perine - Rushing Yards
MIA - Raheem Mostert - Rushing Yards
MIA - De'Von Achane - Rushing Yards
PIT - Najee Harris - Rushing Yards
NYG - Matt Breida - Rushing Yards
NYG - Saquon Barkley - Rushing Yards
ARI - James Conner - Rushing Yards
LV - Josh Jacobs - Rushing Yards
PHI - D'Andre Swift - Rushing Yards
PHI - Kenneth Gainwell - Rushing Yards
CHI - D'Onta Foreman - Rushing Yards
CHI - Travis Homer - Rushing Yards
CLE - Jerome Ford - Rushing Yards
CLE - Kareem Hunt - Rushing Yards
CLE - Pierre Strong Jr. - Rushing Yards
BUF - James Cook - Rushing Yards
BUF - Latavius Murray - Rushing Yards
LAR - Zach Evans - Rushing Yards

BBQ#: SF - Christian McCaffrey - Rushing Yards

Arnold Layne
Nov 4, 2008

KC - Patrick Mahomes - Passing Yards
LAC - Justin Herbert - Passing Yards
DEN - Russell Wilson - Passing Yards

BBQ#: MIN - T.J. Hockenson - Receiving Yards

Okibi
Jul 13, 2004

A shadowy flight into the ridiculous world of a man whose music should not exist
Grimey Drawer
LAC - Justin Herbert - Passing Yards
SEA - Geno Smith - Passing Yards
BUF - Stefon Diggs - Receiving Yards
LAR - Cooper Kupp - Receiving Yards
ATL - Tyler Allgeier - Rushing Yards
MIA - Raheem Mostert - Rushing Yards

BBQ#: MIN - Jordan Addison - Receiving Yards

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
LAC - Justin Herbert - passing yards
PHI - Jalen Hurts - passing yards
MIA - Tua Tagovailoavia - passing yards
MIA - Raheem Mostert - rushing yards

BBQ# SF - Brandon Aiyuk - receiving yards

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

LAC - Justin Herbert - Passing Yards
DET - Jared Goff - Passing yards
BUF- Stefon Diggs - Receiving Yards

BBQ# MIN - Kirk Cousins - Passing Yards

WaffleZombie
May 10, 2003

"Identity Crisis" Murderer Wild Guess #333:Prince "Lady Killer Charming "Well, I AM the Adversa"



ARI - Joshua Dobbs - Passing Yards
ARI - Clayton Tune - Passing Yards
CHI - Tyson Bagent - Passing Yards
CHI - Nathan Peterman - Passing Yards
LV - Bryan Hoyer - Passing Yards
LV - Aidan O'Connell - Passing Yards
NE - Mac Jones - Passing Yards
NE - Bailey Zappe - Passing Yards

BBQ#: MIN - Alexander Mattison - Rushing Yards

It's always a good week when I can include Nathan Peterman on my lovely QBs list.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010
Ultra Carp
Week 7: Quoth the Raven: gently caress poo poo goddammit

DET - Jared Goff - Passing Yards
DET - Jameson Williams - Receiving Yards

DET - Sam LaPorta - Receiving Yards
DET - Josh Reynolds - Receiving Yards
DET - Jamyr Gibbs - Rushing Yards
DET - Kalif Raymond - Receiving Yards
DET - Amon-Ra St. Brown - Receiving Yards
LAR - Matt Stafford - Passing Yards

BBQ#: SF - Brock Purdy - Passing Yards

Wolfy
Jul 13, 2009

LAR - Matt Stafford - Passing Yards
LAC - Justin Herbert - Passing Yards
MIA - Tua Tagovailoa - Passing Yards
MIA - Raheem Mostert - Receiving Yards

BBQ#: SF - Brandon Aiyuk - Receiving Yards

Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.
LAR - Matt Stafford - Passing yards
KC - Patrick Mahomes - Passing Yards
MIA - Tua Tagovailoa - Passing Yards

BBQ# - MIN - Alexander Mattison - Rushing Yards

Bjork Bjowlob
Feb 23, 2006
yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning


edit: Replaced DK Metcalf with Marquise Brown as Metcalf is out today

GB - Jordan Love - Passing yards
LAC - Justin Herbert - Passing yards
MIA - Raheem Mostert - Rushing yards
ARI - Marquise Brown - Receiving yards

BBQ#: SF - Brock Purdy - Passing yards


Bjork Bjowlob fucked around with this message at 19:42 on Oct 22, 2023

totally losing my mime
Aug 3, 2012

The quiet can scrape
All the calm from your bones.
But maybe it should.
Maybe we need to be hollowed
To get up and grow,
And stop fucking around,
To kick off our braces and start straightening out
Fun Shoe
Week 7 - Waited Too Long, Use Sunday Niiiiight!

PHI - Jalen Hurts - Passing Yards
PHI - A.J. Brown - Receiving Yards
MIA - Tua Tagovailoa - Passing Yards
MIA - Jaylen Waddle - Receiving Yards

BBQ#: MIN - Kirk Cousins - Passing Yards

Bjork Bjowlob
Feb 23, 2006
yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning


MNF! Kevino07, Arnold Layne and Nystral are all well-placed for a great finish this week. Acebuckeye13 has the Shadow safety blanket in the pocket, and totally losing my mime could sneak into the top three with a great game from Kirk. Meanwhile, at the other end of the scale is me holding what feels like an utterly pointless Shadow token - at least the Genius token will likely return it for later use!

pre:
Player                  Pre-MNF  MNF Player                      MNF Limit  Notes
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Kevino07                    879  SF::Brandon Aiyuk::Receiving          121    
Arnold Layne                877  MIN::T.J. Hockenson::Receiving        123    
Nystral                     871  MIN::Alexander Mattison::Rushing      129    
Leperflesh                  806  SF::Christian McCaffrey::Rushing      194    
Acebuckeye13                800  SF::Brock Purdy::Passing              200
seiferguy                   799  SF::Brandon Aiyuk::Receiving          201    
WaffleZombie                788  MIN::Alexander Mattison::Rushing      212    
Wolfy                       712  SF::Brandon Aiyuk::Receiving          288    
totally losing my mime      695  MIN::Kirk Cousins::Passing            305    
Okibi                       669  MIN::Jordan Addison::Receiving        331    
bobjr                       601  MIN::Kirk Cousins::Passing            399    
Bjork Bjowlob               533  SF::Brock Purdy::Passing              467  Shadow and Genius tokens active

Bjork Bjowlob fucked around with this message at 22:56 on Oct 24, 2023

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Phew, took a nap when I got home and wanted to stay asleep but manfully struggled through waking up to put in...

BBQ#: MIN - Kirk Cousins - Passing Yards

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010
Ultra Carp
I have no such token! I used it last week, and I definitely busted.

Bjork Bjowlob
Feb 23, 2006
yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning


Acebuckeye13 posted:

I have no such token! I used it last week, and I definitely busted.

You're right, it's an artifact from last week, thanks for the pickup

Bjork Bjowlob
Feb 23, 2006
yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning


Week 7 has been updated with the scores for the week and the overall standings.

After missing last week bobjr showed that they didn't get rusty as they topped the table this week with a score of 979, rising four places in the overall standings. Arnold Layne and Kevino07 round out the top three, with those hefty points helping each gain two places overall. At the other end of the scoreboard lie Acebuckeye13 and totally losing my mime, both busting by just over 70 points - totally losing my mind must have wished that Cousins didn't bounce back quite so hard from his shoddy 181-yard performance in week 6.

As we near the midpoint of the season we can see the overall standings starting to stratify. Okibi, Acebuckeye13, and WaffleZombie keep their hold on the top three positions for now but bobjr is rapidly closing the gap. Positions 7 through 14 are still frothing, with all players there able to leap up the standings with a great week.

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Scores for Week 7

Position    Player             Final Score  Base Points  Bonus Points  Total Points  Notes
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
       1    bobjr                      979           70             0            70    
       2    Arnold Layne               963           61             0            61    
       3    Kevino07                   936           53             0            53    
       4    Nystral                    910           46             0            46    
       5    seiferguy                  856           40             0            40    
       6    Leperflesh                 851           35             0            35    
       7    WaffleZombie               827           30             0            30    
       8    Bjork Bjowlob              805           26             0            26  Shadow not required, Genius safe, Shadow returned, Genius returned
       9    Okibi                      792           23             0            23    
      10    Wolfy                      769           20             0            20    
      11    Grittybeard                378           19             0            19    
      12    Acebuckeye13              1072           18             0            18    
      13    totally losing my mime    1073           17             0            17    

Overall Standings

Position  Change  Player                 Total  Week 1  Week 2  Week 3  Week 4  Week 5  Week 6  Week 7
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 
       1       -  Okibi                    314      61      18      53      19      70      70      23
       2       -  Acebuckeye13             299      46      70      26      53      40      46      18
       3       -  WaffleZombie             275      20      30      70      46      18      61      30
       4     ↑ 4  bobjr                    262      26      40      40      40      46       0      70
       5     ↓ 1  seiferguy                256      23      46      30      30      61      26      40
       6       -  Leperflesh               237      40      17      15      70      20      40      35
       7     ↑ 3  Nystral                  232      35      61      17      23      30      20      46
       8     ↓ 1  Bjork Bjowlob            222      17      23      35      15      53      53      26
       9     ↓ 4  totally losing my mime   219      19      53      16      61      35      18      17
      10     ↑ 2  Kevino07                 215      30      15      61      17      16      23      53
      11     ↓ 2  Beefed Owl               191      53      35      18      35      15      35       0
      12     ↑ 2  Arnold Layne             179      16      19      20      18      26      19      61
      13     ↓ 2  Aggro                    174      70      20      23      26      19      16       0
      14     ↓ 1  Wolfy                    165       0      26      46      20      23      30      20
      15       -  Grittybeard              104       0      16      19      16      17      17      19
      16       -  Hizawk                    18      18       0       0       0       0       0       0
      17       -  barnold                   15      15       0       0       0       0       0       0

Bjork Bjowlob
Feb 23, 2006
yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning


WEEK 8

It's Halloween, and that means it's time for....



Special rules for this week

Since this week is Halloween the MONSTERS OF THE GRIDIRON theme is in effect and so there's an opportunity for bonus points! See further down the post for a rundown on how this theme works. As usual for theme weeks, it is perfectly acceptable to enter a regular entry instead of a theme entry if you prefer - all the regular rules will apply.

Have fun with the theme!

Schedule

On bye this week:
There are no teams on bye this week.

TNF
TB @ BUF

Sunday Early
HOU @ CAR
LA @ DAL
MIN @ GB
NO @ IND
NE @ MIA
NYJ @ NYG
JAX @ PIT
ATL @ TEN
PHI @ WAS

Sunday Late
CLE @ SEA
BAL @ ARI
KC @ DEN
CIN @ SF

SNF
CHI @ LAC

MNF <--- one and only one player has to come from this game (your BBQ number)
LV @ DET

Standings coming into this week

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Position  Change  Player                 Total  Week 1  Week 2  Week 3  Week 4  Week 5  Week 6  Week 7
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 
       1       -  Okibi                    314      61      18      53      19      70      70      23
       2       -  Acebuckeye13             299      46      70      26      53      40      46      18
       3       -  WaffleZombie             275      20      30      70      46      18      61      30
       4     ↑ 4  bobjr                    262      26      40      40      40      46       0      70
       5     ↓ 1  seiferguy                256      23      46      30      30      61      26      40
       6       -  Leperflesh               237      40      17      15      70      20      40      35
       7     ↑ 3  Nystral                  232      35      61      17      23      30      20      46
       8     ↓ 1  Bjork Bjowlob            222      17      23      35      15      53      53      26
       9     ↓ 4  totally losing my mime   219      19      53      16      61      35      18      17
      10     ↑ 2  Kevino07                 215      30      15      61      17      16      23      53
      11     ↓ 2  Beefed Owl               191      53      35      18      35      15      35       0
      12     ↑ 2  Arnold Layne             179      16      19      20      18      26      19      61
      13     ↓ 2  Aggro                    174      70      20      23      26      19      16       0
      14     ↓ 1  Wolfy                    165       0      26      46      20      23      30      20
      15       -  Grittybeard              104       0      16      19      16      17      17      19
      16       -  Hizawk                    18      18       0       0       0       0       0       0
      17       -  barnold                   15      15       0       0       0       0       0       0
MNF report

pre:
No MNF report this week due to the theme
Final scores for this week

pre:
Position    Player             Final Score  Base Points  Bonus Points  Total Points  Notes
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
       1    Arnold Layne               993           70             0            70    
       2    Okibi                      980           61             0            61    
       3    bobjr                      921           53             0            53    
       4    Bjork Bjowlob              871           46             0            46    
       5    totally losing my mime     646           40            80           120  Both QBs EATEN! (40 + 40 bonus points, type 1 entry)
       6    Kevino07                   631           35            40            75  One QB eaten, one escaped! (40 bonus points, type 1 entry)
       7    Leperflesh                 598           30            40            70  Both QBs EATEN! (20 + 20 bonus points, type 2 entry)
       8    seiferguy                  584           26            40            66  One QB eaten, one escaped! (40 bonus points, type 1 entry)
       9    Acebuckeye13               492           23             0            23  One QB eaten, one escaped! (40 bonus points, type 1 entry)
      10    Nystral                    272           20             0            20    
Standings at the end of this week

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Position  Change  Player                 Total  Week 1  Week 2  Week 3  Week 4  Week 5  Week 6  Week 7  Week 8
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
       1       -  Okibi                    375      61      18      53      19      70      70      23      61
       2     ↑ 7  totally losing my mime   339      19      53      16      61      35      18      17     120
      =3     ↓ 1  Acebuckeye13             322      46      70      26      53      40      46      18      23
      =3     ↑ 2  seiferguy                322      23      46      30      30      61      26      40      66
       5     ↓ 1  bobjr                    315      26      40      40      40      46       0      70      53
       6       -  Leperflesh               307      40      17      15      70      20      40      35      70
       7     ↑ 3  Kevino07                 290      30      15      61      17      16      23      53      75
       8     ↓ 5  WaffleZombie             275      20      30      70      46      18      61      30       0
       9     ↓ 1  Bjork Bjowlob            268      17      23      35      15      53      53      26      46
      10     ↓ 3  Nystral                  252      35      61      17      23      30      20      46      20
      11     ↑ 1  Arnold Layne             249      16      19      20      18      26      19      61      70
      12     ↓ 1  Beefed Owl               191      53      35      18      35      15      35       0       0
      13       -  Aggro                    174      70      20      23      26      19      16       0       0
      14       -  Wolfy                    165       0      26      46      20      23      30      20       0
      15       -  Grittybeard              104       0      16      19      16      17      17      19       0
      16       -  Hizawk                    18      18       0       0       0       0       0       0       0
      17       -  barnold                   15      15       0       0       0       0       0       0       0
MONSTERS Theme week rules

The basics are:

  • If you are putting in a theme entry, mark it with MONSTERS OF THE GRIDIRON
  • Your entry list can include up to 15 Monsters in addition to your BBQ#. No other players can be used.
  • A Monster is entered in one of two ways (please use either type 1 OR type 2 entries, don't mix them!):
    • Any horror movie/show/book monster with the name entered directly (this is a type 1 entry):
      pre:
      <team> - <Monster> - Rushing Yards
      
      e.g.
      pre:
      DAL - Jason Voorhees - Rushing Yards
      
    • OR, the monster name followed by the player that you want to use in brackets (this is a type 2 entry):
      pre:
      <team> - <Monster> (<Player_Name>) - Rushing Yards
      
      e.g.
      pre:
      DAL - Jason Voorhees (Jason Witten) - Rushing Yards
      
  • The yardage type will always be Rushing for a Monster
  • Your Monster cannot be on a team that is playing on Monday, but otherwise you can use whatever team you like
  • Monsters will be processed in the following way:
    • For type 1 entries, the Monsters will be run through the fuzzy name matcher to resolve them into a QB/RB on the team you specify - the QB/RB with the lowest Levenshtein distance to your Monster will be used (here's a handy calculator that should approximate how the DB does player matching, but I won't guarantee that it will behave exactly the same). You have some freedom with the capitalization of the monster name, if you want to adjust for a specific match
    • For type 2 entries, the player you specify will be used directly
  • Your BBQ# number should be entered as follows (no yardage type is required):
    pre:
    BBQ#: MNF - The Victims
    
  • You cannot use any tokens with a MONSTERS entry

When you enter a MONSTERS entry for the week, the two MNF QBs (the Victims) try to evade your Monsters as they skitter, skulk, scramble, slink and slither after them! If your total Monster yardage is greater than the lower-scoring MNF QB (wrt passing yards), he is eaten and you will get 20 bonus points if you use type 2 entries (40 points for type 1)! If your total Monster yardage is higher than both QBs combined, then they are both eaten and you get 40 bonus points if you use type 2 entries (80 points for type 1 - note it does not stack with the first bonus). If either QB escapes, their passing yardage is added to your Monster yardage. Regardless of how many QBs get eaten by your Monsters, if you bust for the week you get zero bonus points!

Bjork Bjowlob fucked around with this message at 19:32 on Nov 2, 2023

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

God drat this seems especially hard this year. I could only come up with nine and most of them are big stretches

MONSTERS OF THE GRIDIRON

JAX - The Ettin (Travis Etienne) - Rushing Yards
MIA - Mothra (Raheem Mostert) - Rushing Yards
HOU - Damien (Dameon Pierce) - Rushing Yards
SF - Constance Nebbercracker (Christian McCaffrey) - Rushing Yards
SEA - White Walker (Kenneth Walker) - Rushing Yards
BUF - Jabberwock (James Cook) - Rushing Yards
BAL - Jack Skellington (Lamar Jackson) - Rushing Yards
IND - Jonathan Chiller (Jonathan Taylor) - Rushing Yards
NYG - Shadow Barkley (Saquon Barkley) - Rushing Yards

BBQ#: MNF - The Victims

Kevino07
Oct 16, 2008
Not doing too hot this year, so I'll take a gamble:

(Pocket) Monsters of the Gridiron


JAX - Trapinch - Rushing Yards
NYJ - Breloom - Rushing Yards
NYG - Shuckle - Rushing Yards
PIT - Wartortle - Rushing Yards
PIT - Charizard - Rushing Yards
WAS - Galarian Rapidash - Rushing Yards
PHI - Jynx - Rushing Yards
MIN - Kakuna - Rushing Yards
ATL - Bisharp - Rushing Yards
TEN - Oricorio - Rushing Yards
NE - Hitmonlee - Rushing Yards
CLE - Pikachu - Rushing Yards
SEA - Fennekin - Rushing Yards

BBQ#: MNF - The Victims

Kevino07 fucked around with this message at 14:07 on Oct 26, 2023

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

oh my god, pokemon

I guess I took "monsters from horror fiction" more literally but that's genius

Arnold Layne
Nov 4, 2008

KC - Patrick Mahomes - Passing Yards
LAC - Justin Herbert - Passing Yards
WAS - Sam Howell - Passing Yards

BBQ#: DET - Sam LaPorta - Receiving Yards

Okibi
Jul 13, 2004

A shadowy flight into the ridiculous world of a man whose music should not exist
Grimey Drawer
DAL - Dak Prescott - Passing Yards
PHI - Jalen Hurts - Passing Yards
CIN - Ja'Marr Chase - Receiving Yards
KC - Travis Kelce - Receiving Yards
TEN - Derrick Henry - Rushing Yards
JAX - Travis Etienne - Rushing Yards

BBQ#: LV - Jakobi Meyers - Receiving Yards

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Ah what the hell...

tonight, gooddell joins the hunt

MONSTERS OF THE GRIDIRON

SEA - Father Gascoigne - rushing yards
SF - Martyr Logarius - rushing yards
ARI - Micolash, Host of the Nightmare - rushing yards
KC - Rom, the Vacuous Spider - rushing yards
DEN - Vicar Amelia - rushing yards
IND - Amygdala - rushing yards
NE - Gehrman, The First Hunter - rushing yards
CIN - Mergo's Wet Nurse - rushing yards

BBQ#- MNF - The Victims

seiferguy fucked around with this message at 06:55 on Oct 29, 2023

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totally losing my mime
Aug 3, 2012

The quiet can scrape
All the calm from your bones.
But maybe it should.
Maybe we need to be hollowed
To get up and grow,
And stop fucking around,
To kick off our braces and start straightening out
Fun Shoe
Week 8 – MONSTERS OF THE GRIDIRON

SEA – The Skin-Walker – Rushing Yards
IND – Nosferatu – Rushing Yards
DAL – Dracula – Rushing Yards
CIN – Medusa - Rushing Yards
DEN – Gill-man – Rushing Yards
PIT – The Nazgul – Rushing Yards
WAS – Brainy Gremlin – Rushing Yards
KC – Pazuzu – Rushing Yards
MIA – Mothra – Rushing Yards
BAL – Skeksis – Rushing Yards
SF – Christine – Rushing Yards
PHI – The Stuff – Rushing Yards
LAC – Quetzalcoatl – Rushing Yards
JAX – Alien Queen – Rushing Yards
TEN – Henry – Rushing Yards

BBQ#: MNF – The Victims

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