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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > 1KYOB 2023: Back to basics
 
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totally losing my mime
Aug 3, 2012

The quiet can scrape
All the calm from your bones.
But maybe it should.
Maybe we need to be hollowed
To get up and grow,
And stop fucking around,
To kick off our braces and start straightening out
Fun Shoe
Week 1: "All" In for Week 1

BAL – Tylan Wallace – Receiving Yards
BAL – Tylan Wallace - Rushing Yards
MIN – Jaren Hall – Passing Yards
MIN – Jaren Hall – Rushing Yards
CAR – Terrace Marshall Jr. – Receiving Yards
CAR – Terrace Marshall Jr. – Rushing Yards
ATL – Tyler Allgeier – Rushing Yards
ATL – Tyler Allgeier – Receiving Yards
IND – Will Mallory – Receiving Yards
IND – Will Mallory – Rushing Yards
PIT – Allen Robinson – Receiving Yards
PIT – Allen Robinson – Rushing Yards
SF – Brandon Allen – Passing Yards
SF – Brandon Allen – Rushing Yards
LAC – Keenan Allen – Receiving Yards
LAC – Keenan Allen - Rushing Yards
PHI – Dallas Goedert – Receiving Yards
PHI – Dallas Goedert - Rushing Yards
LAR – Davis Allen – Receiving Yards
LAR – Davis Allen – Rushing Yards
SEA – DeeJay Dallas – Rushing Yards
SEA – DeeJay Dallas – Receiving Yards
DAL – Michael Gallup – Receiving Yards
DAL – Michael Gallup - Rushing Yards
NYG – Darren Waller – Receiving Yards
NYG – Darren Waller – Rushing Yards

BBQ#: BUF – Josh Allen – Passing Yards

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totally losing my mime
Aug 3, 2012

The quiet can scrape
All the calm from your bones.
But maybe it should.
Maybe we need to be hollowed
To get up and grow,
And stop fucking around,
To kick off our braces and start straightening out
Fun Shoe
Week 2: Doubles (A-D)

GB – Aaron Jones – Rushing Yards
NO – Jamaal Williams – Rushing Yards
TB – Rachaad White – Rushing Yards
KC – Blaine Gabbart – Passing Yards
CAR – Chuba Hubbard – Rushing Yards
DET – Jahmyr Gibbs – Rushing Yards
DET – Jahmyr Gibbs – Receiving Yards
ARI – Joshua Dobbs – Passing Yards
NYJ – Randall Cobb – Receiving Yards
SF – Christian McCaffrey – Rushing Yards
SF – Christian McCaffrey – Receiving Yards
CAR – Giovanni Ricci – Receiving Yards
SF – Ray-Ray McCloud – Receiving Yards
ATL – Desmond Ridder – Passing Yards
MIA – Jaylen Waddle – Receiving Yards

BBQ#: CLE – Nick Chubb – Rushing Yards

* # ¿ Sep 17, 2023 06:38
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totally losing my mime
Aug 3, 2012

The quiet can scrape
All the calm from your bones.
But maybe it should.
Maybe we need to be hollowed
To get up and grow,
And stop fucking around,
To kick off our braces and start straightening out
Fun Shoe
Week 3: Is It President’s Day Already?

PIT – Darnell Washington – Receiving Yards
JAX – Parker Washington – Receiving Yards
LV – Davante Adams – Receiving Yards
MIN – Justin Jefferson – Receiving Yards
MIN – Alexander Mattison – Rushing Yards
MIN – Alexander Mattison – Receiving Yards
IND – Deon Jackson – Rushing Yards
IND – Deon Jackson – Receiving Yards
TEN – Kearls Jackson – Receiving Yards
BAL – Lamar Jackson – Passing Yards
BAL – Lamar Jackson – Rushing Yards
CHI – Trent Taylor – Receiving Yards
NYG – Tyrod Taylor – Passing Yards
NYG – Tyrod Taylor – Rushing Yards
IND – Alec Pierce – Receiving Yards
HOU – Dameon Pierce – Rushing Yards
HOU – Dameon Pierce – Receiving Yards
DEN – Brandon Johnson – Receiving Yards
JAX – D’Ernest Johnson – Rushing Yards
JAX – D’Ernest Johnson – Receiving Yards
LV – Jakob Johnson – Rushing Yards
BAL – Josh Johnson – Passing Yards
NO – Juwan Johnson – Receiving Yards
CHI – Roschon Johnson – Rushing Yards
CHI – Roschon Johnson – Receiving Yards
MIA – Ced Wilson – Receiving Yards
GB – Emanuel Wilson – Rushing Yards
NYJ – Garrett Wilson – Receiving Yards
ARI – Michael Wilson – Receiving Yards
DEN – Russell Wilson – Passing Yards
DEN – Russell Wilson – Rushing Yards
NYJ – Zach Wilson – Passing Yards
NYJ – Zach Wilson – Rushing Yards
CLE – Jerome Ford – Rushing Yards
CLE – Jerome Ford – Receiving Yards
LV – DeAndre Carter – Receiving Yards
NYJ – Michael Carter – Rushing Yards

BBQ#: LAR – Van Jefferson – Receiving Yards

* # ¿ Sep 21, 2023 23:04
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totally losing my mime
Aug 3, 2012

The quiet can scrape
All the calm from your bones.
But maybe it should.
Maybe we need to be hollowed
To get up and grow,
And stop fucking around,
To kick off our braces and start straightening out
Fun Shoe
I'm just glad that somehow, inexplicably, my stupid list won't be the worst

* # ¿ Sep 26, 2023 04:14
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totally losing my mime
Aug 3, 2012

The quiet can scrape
All the calm from your bones.
But maybe it should.
Maybe we need to be hollowed
To get up and grow,
And stop fucking around,
To kick off our braces and start straightening out
Fun Shoe
Week 4: Common Last Names, Uncommon Performances
PHI – DeVonta Smith – Receiving Yards
CIN – Irv Smith – Receiving Yards
ATL – Jonnu Smith – Receiving Yards
DEN – Brandon Johnson – Receiving Yards
JAX – D’Ernest Johnson – Rushing Yards
LV – Jakob Johnson – Rushing Yards
BAL – Josh Johnson – Passing Yards
NO – Juwan Johnson – Receiving Yards
CHI – Roschon Johnson – Rushing Yards
DEN – Javonte Williams – Rushing Yards
LAR – Kyren Williams – Rushing Yards
CIN – Trayveon Williams - Rushing Yards
PHI – A.J. Brown – Receiving Yards
CIN – Chase Brown – Rushing Yards
WAS – Dyami Brown – Receiving Yards
ARI – Marquise Brown – Receiving Yards
NE – Pharoah Brown - Receiving Yards
NE – Mac Jones – Passing Yards
JAX – Tim Jones – Receiving Yards
NO – Tony Jones – Rushing Yards
CHI – Velus Jones Jr. - Receiving Yards
JAX – Zay Jones – Receiving Yards

BBQ#: SEA – Geno Smith – Passing Yards

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* # ¿ Oct 1, 2023 04:14
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totally losing my mime
Aug 3, 2012

The quiet can scrape
All the calm from your bones.
But maybe it should.
Maybe we need to be hollowed
To get up and grow,
And stop fucking around,
To kick off our braces and start straightening out
Fun Shoe
Week 5: More like "totally forgetting to do this"

CIN - Joe Burrow - Passing Yards
PHI - Jalen Hurts - Passing Yards

BBQ#: GB - Jordan Love - Passing Yards

* # ¿ Oct 8, 2023 20:50
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totally losing my mime
Aug 3, 2012

The quiet can scrape
All the calm from your bones.
But maybe it should.
Maybe we need to be hollowed
To get up and grow,
And stop fucking around,
To kick off our braces and start straightening out
Fun Shoe
Week 6 - Our Quarterbacks Have Two First Names (Late Games Edition)

NYJ - Zach Wilson - Passing Yards
BUF - Josh Allen - Passing Yards

BBQ#: LAC - Justin Herbert - Passing Yards

* # ¿ Oct 15, 2023 20:44
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totally losing my mime
Aug 3, 2012

The quiet can scrape
All the calm from your bones.
But maybe it should.
Maybe we need to be hollowed
To get up and grow,
And stop fucking around,
To kick off our braces and start straightening out
Fun Shoe
Week 7 - Waited Too Long, Use Sunday Niiiiight!

PHI - Jalen Hurts - Passing Yards
PHI - A.J. Brown - Receiving Yards
MIA - Tua Tagovailoa - Passing Yards
MIA - Jaylen Waddle - Receiving Yards

BBQ#: MIN - Kirk Cousins - Passing Yards

* # ¿ Oct 22, 2023 22:38
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totally losing my mime
Aug 3, 2012

The quiet can scrape
All the calm from your bones.
But maybe it should.
Maybe we need to be hollowed
To get up and grow,
And stop fucking around,
To kick off our braces and start straightening out
Fun Shoe
Week 8 – MONSTERS OF THE GRIDIRON

SEA – The Skin-Walker – Rushing Yards
IND – Nosferatu – Rushing Yards
DAL – Dracula – Rushing Yards
CIN – Medusa - Rushing Yards
DEN – Gill-man – Rushing Yards
PIT – The Nazgul – Rushing Yards
WAS – Brainy Gremlin – Rushing Yards
KC – Pazuzu – Rushing Yards
MIA – Mothra – Rushing Yards
BAL – Skeksis – Rushing Yards
SF – Christine – Rushing Yards
PHI – The Stuff – Rushing Yards
LAC – Quetzalcoatl – Rushing Yards
JAX – Alien Queen – Rushing Yards
TEN – Henry – Rushing Yards

BBQ#: MNF – The Victims

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totally losing my mime
Aug 3, 2012

The quiet can scrape
All the calm from your bones.
But maybe it should.
Maybe we need to be hollowed
To get up and grow,
And stop fucking around,
To kick off our braces and start straightening out
Fun Shoe

Leperflesh posted:

wow, good job to mime on that one because those monster entries look basically random!

Incredibly thrilled with how that worked out, think the only misses were Dracula (Dak-ula), Washington, Miami, and Jacksonville

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totally losing my mime
Aug 3, 2012

The quiet can scrape
All the calm from your bones.
But maybe it should.
Maybe we need to be hollowed
To get up and grow,
And stop fucking around,
To kick off our braces and start straightening out
Fun Shoe
Week 9 - Just Joshin' (And Joein' and Justinin')

BUF - Josh Allen - Passing Yards
CIN - Joe Burrow - Passing Yards

BBQ#: LAC - Justin Herbert - Passing Yards

* # ¿ Nov 6, 2023 00:15
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totally losing my mime
Aug 3, 2012

The quiet can scrape
All the calm from your bones.
But maybe it should.
Maybe we need to be hollowed
To get up and grow,
And stop fucking around,
To kick off our braces and start straightening out
Fun Shoe
Week 10: No, You Forgot

NYJ - Zach Wilson - Passing Yards
NYJ - Breece Hall - Rushing Yards
NYJ - Garrett Wilson - Receiving Yards
LV - Jimmy Garoppolo - Passing Yards
LV - Aidan O'Connell - Passing Yards
LV - Josh Jacobs - Rushing Yards

BBQ#: BUF - Josh Allen - Passing Yards

* # ¿ Nov 13, 2023 01:10
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totally losing my mime
Aug 3, 2012

The quiet can scrape
All the calm from your bones.
But maybe it should.
Maybe we need to be hollowed
To get up and grow,
And stop fucking around,
To kick off our braces and start straightening out
Fun Shoe
Week 11 - Joshin' Around with Jalen (One of These Weeks I'll Do This in Time)

BUF - Josh Allen - Passing Yards
BUF - Josh Allen - Rushing Yards
MIN - Joshua Dobbs - Passing Yards
MIN - Joshua Dobbs - Rushing Yards

BBQ#: PHI - Jalen Hurts - Passing Yards

* # ¿ Nov 19, 2023 20:58
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totally losing my mime
Aug 3, 2012

The quiet can scrape
All the calm from your bones.
But maybe it should.
Maybe we need to be hollowed
To get up and grow,
And stop fucking around,
To kick off our braces and start straightening out
Fun Shoe
Week 12 - Told You I'd Make This Joshin' Thing Work!

T: GB - Patrick Taylor - Rushing Yards
T: DET - Brock Wright - Receiving Yards
T: DAL - Deuce Vaughn - Rushing Yards
T: SF - Ross Dwelley - Receiving Yards
T: SEA - DeeJay Dallas - Rushing Yards

BUF - Josh Allen - Passing Yards
BUF - Josh Allen - Rushing Yards
IND - Josh Downs - Receiving Yards
LV - Josh Jacobs - Rushing Yards
LV - Josh Jacobs - Receiving Yards
DET - Josh Reynolds - Receiving Yards
TEN - Josh Whyte - Receiving Yards
LAC - Joshua Kelly - Rushing Yards


BBQ#: MIN - Joshua Dobbs - Passing Yards

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totally losing my mime
Aug 3, 2012

The quiet can scrape
All the calm from your bones.
But maybe it should.
Maybe we need to be hollowed
To get up and grow,
And stop fucking around,
To kick off our braces and start straightening out
Fun Shoe
SF - Brock Purdy - Passing Yards
KC - Patrick Mahomes - Passing Yards

BBQ#: JAX - Trevor Lawrence - Passing Yards

* # ¿ Dec 3, 2023 21:25
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totally losing my mime
Aug 3, 2012

The quiet can scrape
All the calm from your bones.
But maybe it should.
Maybe we need to be hollowed
To get up and grow,
And stop fucking around,
To kick off our braces and start straightening out
Fun Shoe
SF - Brock Purdy - Passing Yards
PHI - Jalen Hurts - Passing Yards

BBQ#: GB - Jordan Love - Passing Yards

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totally losing my mime
Aug 3, 2012

The quiet can scrape
All the calm from your bones.
But maybe it should.
Maybe we need to be hollowed
To get up and grow,
And stop fucking around,
To kick off our braces and start straightening out
Fun Shoe
BAL - Lamar Jackson - Passing Yards
BAL - Lamar Jackson - Rushing Yards
BAL - Zay Flowers - Receiving Yards
JAX - Trevor Lawrence - Passing Yards
JAX - Trevor Lawrence - Rushing Yards

BBQ#: PHI - Jalen Hurts - Passing Yards

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totally losing my mime
Aug 3, 2012

The quiet can scrape
All the calm from your bones.
But maybe it should.
Maybe we need to be hollowed
To get up and grow,
And stop fucking around,
To kick off our braces and start straightening out
Fun Shoe
R: TB - Mike Evans - Receiving Yards
R: MIA - Jaylen Waddle - Receiving Yards
R: DEN - Courtland Sutton - Receiving Yards
R: KC - Travis Kelce - Receiving Yards
R: PHI - A.J. Brown - Receiving Yards

TB - Chris Godwin - Receiving Yards
ARI - James Connor - Rushing Yards
DEN - Russell Wilson - Passing Yards
DEN - Russell Wilson - Rushing Yards
NYG - Darius Slayton - Receiving Yards
PHI - D'Andre Swift - Rushing Yards
PHI - D'Andre Swift - Receiving Yards

BBQ#: BAL - Lamar Jackson - Passing Yards

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totally losing my mime
Aug 3, 2012

The quiet can scrape
All the calm from your bones.
But maybe it should.
Maybe we need to be hollowed
To get up and grow,
And stop fucking around,
To kick off our braces and start straightening out
Fun Shoe
BUF - Josh Allen - Passing Yards
LAR - Matthew Stafford - Passing Yards

BBQ#: GB - Jordan Love - Passing Yards

* # ¿ Dec 31, 2023 04:22
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totally losing my mime
Aug 3, 2012

The quiet can scrape
All the calm from your bones.
But maybe it should.
Maybe we need to be hollowed
To get up and grow,
And stop fucking around,
To kick off our braces and start straightening out
Fun Shoe
SEA - Geno Smith - Passing Yards
GB - Jordan Love - Passing Yards

BBQ#: BUF - Josh Allen - Passing Yards

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totally losing my mime
Aug 3, 2012

The quiet can scrape
All the calm from your bones.
But maybe it should.
Maybe we need to be hollowed
To get up and grow,
And stop fucking around,
To kick off our braces and start straightening out
Fun Shoe
Super Wild Card - What's That Line About One Basket?

DET - Jared Goff - Passing Yards
DET - Jahmyr Gibbs - Rushing Yards
DET - Jahmyr Gibbs - Receiving Yards
DET - David Montgomery - Rushing Yards
DET - David Montgomery - Receiving Yards
DET - Sam LaPorta - Receiving Yards
DET - Josh Reynolds - Receiving Yards
DET - Amon-Ra St. Brown - Receiving Yards

BBQ: PHI - Jalen Hurts - Passing Yards

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