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WaffleZombie
May 10, 2003

"Identity Crisis" Murderer Wild Guess #333:Prince "Lady Killer Charming "Well, I AM the Adversa"



Thanks for bringing this back, the rule changes look good to me! Time to get to picking crummy QB performances!

ARI - Joshua Dobbs - Passing Yards
ARI - Clayton Tune - Passing Yards
HOU - C.J. Stroud - Passing Yards
ATL - Desmond Ridder - Passing Yards
CAR - Bryce Young - Passing Yards

BBQ#: BUF - Damien Harris - Rushing Yards

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WaffleZombie
May 10, 2003

"Identity Crisis" Murderer Wild Guess #333:Prince "Lady Killer Charming "Well, I AM the Adversa"



WaffleZombie posted:

Thanks for bringing this back, the rule changes look good to me! Time to get to picking crummy QB performances!

ARI - Joshua Dobbs - Passing Yards - 132
ARI - Clayton Tune - Passing Yards - 0
HOU - C.J. Stroud - Passing Yards - 242
ATL - Desmond Ridder - Passing Yards - 115
CAR - Bryce Young - Passing Yards - 146

BBQ#: BUF - Damien Harris - Rushing Yards

635. Oof.

WaffleZombie
May 10, 2003

"Identity Crisis" Murderer Wild Guess #333:Prince "Lady Killer Charming "Well, I AM the Adversa"



Bjork Bjowlob posted:


While Jimmy G is indeed handsome, it is not possible to quantify exactly how handsome he is in yards, so he'll net you zero yards this week.


Fairly certain that he's at least 2 yards of handsome.

WaffleZombie
May 10, 2003

"Identity Crisis" Murderer Wild Guess #333:Prince "Lady Killer Charming "Well, I AM the Adversa"



ARI - Joshua Dobbs - Passing Yards
ARI - Clayton Tune - Passing Yards
NYJ - Zach Wilson - Passing Yards
NYJ - Tim Boyle - Passing Yards
ATL - Desmond Ridder - Passing Yards
ATL - Taylor Heinicke - Passing Yards
CAR - Bryce Young - Passing Yards
CAR - Andy Dalton - Passing Yards

BBQ#: PIT - Nick Chubb - Rushing Yards

WaffleZombie
May 10, 2003

"Identity Crisis" Murderer Wild Guess #333:Prince "Lady Killer Charming "Well, I AM the Adversa"



365 to go with Bryce Young/Chubb is looking promising for me, just have to hope that Bryce doesn't go nuts.

WaffleZombie
May 10, 2003

"Identity Crisis" Murderer Wild Guess #333:Prince "Lady Killer Charming "Well, I AM the Adversa"



Bjork Bjowlob posted:

Well, injuring Chubb is one way to ensure you don't bust but I think you went a little overboard

Don't you put that bad juju on me! I only commented on Bryce Young!

ARI - Joshua Dobbs - Passing Yards
ARI - Clayton Tune - Passing Yards
NYJ - Zach Wilson - Passing Yards
NYJ - Tim Boyle - Passing Yards
ATL - Desmond Ridder - Passing Yards
ATL - Taylor Heinicke - Passing Yards
CAR - Jake Luton - Passing Yards
CAR - Andy Dalton - Passing Yards

BBQ#: LAR - Tutu Atwell - Receiving Yards

WaffleZombie
May 10, 2003

"Identity Crisis" Murderer Wild Guess #333:Prince "Lady Killer Charming "Well, I AM the Adversa"



ARI - Joshua Dobbs - Passing Yards
ARI - Clayton Tune - Passing Yards
NYJ - Zach Wilson - Passing Yards
NYJ - Tim Boyle - Passing Yards
ATL - Desmond Ridder - Passing Yards
ATL - Taylor Heinicke - Passing Yards
CAR - Jake Luton - Passing Yards
CAR - Andy Dalton - Passing Yards

BBQ#: SEA - DK Metcalf - Receiving Yards

WaffleZombie
May 10, 2003

"Identity Crisis" Murderer Wild Guess #333:Prince "Lady Killer Charming "Well, I AM the Adversa"



WaffleZombie posted:

ARI - Joshua Dobbs - Passing Yards
ARI - Clayton Tune - Passing Yards
NYJ - Zach Wilson - Passing Yards
NYJ - Tim Boyle - Passing Yards
ATL - Desmond Ridder - Passing Yards
ATL - Taylor Heinicke - Passing Yards
CAR - Jake Luton - Passing Yards
CAR - Andy Dalton - Passing Yards

BBQ#: SEA - DK Metcalf - Receiving Yards

Whoops, I copy pasted this and forgot the stupid London game, so here's an updated list without ATL players:

ARI - Joshua Dobbs - Passing Yards
ARI - Clayton Tune - Passing Yards
NYJ - Zach Wilson - Passing Yards
NYJ - Tim Boyle - Passing Yards
PHI - Jalen Hurts - Passing Yards
PHI - Marcus Mariota - Passing Yards
CAR - Jake Luton - Passing Yards
CAR - Andy Dalton - Passing Yards

BBQ#: SEA - DK Metcalf - Receiving Yards

WaffleZombie
May 10, 2003

"Identity Crisis" Murderer Wild Guess #333:Prince "Lady Killer Charming "Well, I AM the Adversa"



DAL - Dak Prescott - Passing yards

SF - Brock Purdy - Passing yards

BBQ#: GB - Jordan Love - Passing yards

WaffleZombie
May 10, 2003

"Identity Crisis" Murderer Wild Guess #333:Prince "Lady Killer Charming "Well, I AM the Adversa"



ARI - Joshua Dobbs - Passing Yards
ARI - Clayton Tune - Passing Yards
NYJ - Zach Wilson - Passing Yards
NYJ - Tim Boyle - Passing Yards
CLE - PJ Walker - Passing Yards
CLE - Dorian Thompson-Robinson - Passing Yards
CAR - Bryce Young - Passing Yards
CAR - Andy Dalton - Passing Yards

BBQ#: DAL - CeeDee Lamb - Receiving Yards

WaffleZombie
May 10, 2003

"Identity Crisis" Murderer Wild Guess #333:Prince "Lady Killer Charming "Well, I AM the Adversa"



ARI - Joshua Dobbs - Passing Yards
ARI - Clayton Tune - Passing Yards
CHI - Tyson Bagent - Passing Yards
CHI - Nathan Peterman - Passing Yards
LV - Bryan Hoyer - Passing Yards
LV - Aidan O'Connell - Passing Yards
NE - Mac Jones - Passing Yards
NE - Bailey Zappe - Passing Yards

BBQ#: MIN - Alexander Mattison - Rushing Yards

It's always a good week when I can include Nathan Peterman on my lovely QBs list.

WaffleZombie
May 10, 2003

"Identity Crisis" Murderer Wild Guess #333:Prince "Lady Killer Charming "Well, I AM the Adversa"



gently caress, I love monster week, I'm pissed I forgot about it. Oh well, time for some monstrous QB play!

CHI - Tyson Bagent - Passing Yards
MIN - Jaren Hall - Passing Yards
ARI - Clayton Thune - Passing Yards
LV - Aidan O'Connell - Passing Yards
LAR - Bretty Rypien - Passing Yards

BBQ#: LAC - Quentin Johnson - Receiving Yards

I'm confident enough in their suckitude, that I'm listing 5 starting QBs. Can't wait to get burned by my arrogance!

WaffleZombie
May 10, 2003

"Identity Crisis" Murderer Wild Guess #333:Prince "Lady Killer Charming "Well, I AM the Adversa"



NYG - Tommy DeVito - Passing Yards
PIT - Kenny Pickett - Passing Yards
LV - Aidan O'Connell - Passing Yards
NYJ - Zach Wilson - Passing Yards

BBQ#: DEN - Jerry Jeudy - Receiving Yards

WaffleZombie
May 10, 2003

"Identity Crisis" Murderer Wild Guess #333:Prince "Lady Killer Charming "Well, I AM the Adversa"



BBQ#: KC - Patrick Mahomes - Passing Yards

WaffleZombie
May 10, 2003

"Identity Crisis" Murderer Wild Guess #333:Prince "Lady Killer Charming "Well, I AM the Adversa"



I totally thought I would get this in earlier, but forgot that hosting Thanksgiving allows very little time for turkey research.

T: SF - Elijah Mitchell - Rushing Yards
T: SEA - DeeJay Dallas - Rushing Yards
T: SEA - Will Dissly - Receiving Yards
T: SEA - Geno Smith - Rushing Yards
T: SF - Brock Purdy - Rushing Yards

NYG - Tommy DeVito - Passing Yards
NYJ - Tim Boyle - Passing Yards
CIN - Jake Browning - Passing Yards
CLE - Dorian Thompson-Robinson - Passing Yards

BBQ#: MIN - Alexander Mattison - Rushing Yards

WaffleZombie
May 10, 2003

"Identity Crisis" Murderer Wild Guess #333:Prince "Lady Killer Charming "Well, I AM the Adversa"



WaffleZombie posted:

I totally thought I would get this in earlier, but forgot that hosting Thanksgiving allows very little time for turkey research.

T: SF - Elijah Mitchell - Rushing Yards
T: SEA - DeeJay Dallas - Rushing Yards
T: SEA - Will Dissly - Receiving Yards
T: SEA - Geno Smith - Rushing Yards
T: SF - Brock Purdy - Rushing Yards

NYG - Tommy DeVito - Passing Yards
NYJ - Tim Boyle - Passing Yards
CIN - Jake Browning - Passing Yards
CLE - Dorian Thompson-Robinson - Passing Yards

BBQ#: MIN - Alexander Mattison - Rushing Yards

Boo, on the last SF drive, Mitchell got 20 of his 39 yards, it was looking like I was actually gonna hit all 5 turkeys. Oh well, 4 turkeys and 823 yards isn't too shabby.

WaffleZombie
May 10, 2003

"Identity Crisis" Murderer Wild Guess #333:Prince "Lady Killer Charming "Well, I AM the Adversa"



TEN - Will Levis - Passing Yards
TEN - Ryan Tannenhill - Passing Yards
NYJ - Tim Boyle - Passing Yards
NYJ - Zach Wilson - Passing Yards
PHI - AJ Brown - Receiving Yards
PHI - DeVontae Smith - Receiving Yards
CLE - Joe Flacco - Passing Yards
CLE - PJ Walker - Passing Yards

BBQ#: CIN - Jake Browning - Passing Yards

WaffleZombie
May 10, 2003

"Identity Crisis" Murderer Wild Guess #333:Prince "Lady Killer Charming "Well, I AM the Adversa"



TEN - Will Levis - Passing Yards
TEN - Ryan Tannenhill - Passing Yards

NYJ - Zach Wilson - Passing Yards

CLE - Joe Flacco - Passing Yards
CLE - Dorian Thompson-Robinson - Passing Yards

BBQ#: NYG - Tommy Devito - passing yards

WaffleZombie
May 10, 2003

"Identity Crisis" Murderer Wild Guess #333:Prince "Lady Killer Charming "Well, I AM the Adversa"



BAL - Lamar Jackson - passing yards
BUF - Josh Allen - passing yards
DAL - Dak Prescott - passing yards

BBQ#: PHI - Kenneth Gainwell - rushing yards

WaffleZombie
May 10, 2003

"Identity Crisis" Murderer Wild Guess #333:Prince "Lady Killer Charming "Well, I AM the Adversa"



R - PHI - AJ Brown - Receiving Yards
R - PHI - Devontae Smith - Receiving Yards
R - NYG - Darius Slayton - Receiving Yards
R - NYG - Wan'Dale Robinson - Receiving Yards
R - NYG - Jalin Hyatt - Receiving Yards

PHI - Jalen Hurts - Passing Yards
PHI - Marcus Mariota - Passing Yards
NYG - Tommy Devito - Passing Yards
NYG - Tyrod Taylor - Passing Yards


BBQ#: BAL - Lamar Jackson - Passing Yards

WaffleZombie
May 10, 2003

"Identity Crisis" Murderer Wild Guess #333:Prince "Lady Killer Charming "Well, I AM the Adversa"



Well, that bust forces my hand. Time to go big or go home.

NE - Bailey Zappe - passing yards
PIT - Mason Rudolph - passing yards
LAC - Easton Stick - passing yards


BBQ#: MIN - Jaren Hall - passing yards

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WaffleZombie
May 10, 2003

"Identity Crisis" Murderer Wild Guess #333:Prince "Lady Killer Charming "Well, I AM the Adversa"



Well, I still got a chance, got to double down:

LAR - Carson Wentz - passing yards
LAR - Dresser Winn - passing yards
KC - Blaine Gabbert - passing yards
KC - Chris Oladokun - passing yards
SD - Easton Stick - passing yards
SD - Will Grier - passing yards
PHI - AJ Brown - Receiving Yards
NYG - Saquon Barkley - Rushing yards

BBQ#: BUF - James Cook - rushing yards



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