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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Armchair Quarterback > 2023 NFL Fanty Footbawl GDT for Weirdos
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Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

Bellmaker posted:

I’m so sorry Garrett Wilson havers

hey it me again

I don't think I've ever been this pessimistic about my team after week 1.

Also, I'm available for hire to pick up whichever player you want to suffer catastrophic luck next week.

* # ? Sep 12, 2023 05:26
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Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

 My team with Andrews and Christian Watson injured and Garrett Wilson getting Zach Wilson’d still won handily because of the Dallas D. Lol.

It helped that I was facing Daniel Jones

Dallas is going to drop 35+ every week, right???

* # ? Sep 12, 2023 05:30
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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





 Eagles please figure your offensive poo poo out and also get Goedert some catches.

* # ? Sep 15, 2023 01:26
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Gobias Ind.
Apr 5, 2007

If your girlfriend says hey to me that's our girlfriend now idc
Currently trailing 51.08 to negative 1.5 in the goon blue shell league lol

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morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

 I made this for the regular GDT but
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ShowTime
Mar 28, 2005
 I'm not gonna be mad about the Vikings scoring and giving Hurts and Goedert more touches.

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Ayudo
Mar 30, 2006
 Swift is him

* # ? Sep 15, 2023 03:23
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Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)
Getting fuckin rocked by Swift and Smith right now.

* # ? Sep 15, 2023 03:26
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ShowTime
Mar 28, 2005
 Let the Smiths breathe.

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ShowTime
Mar 28, 2005
 I don't have JJ so every second of this is great for me. Just don't let him touch the ball.

* # ? Sep 15, 2023 03:29
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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 AJ Brown is a bust

Dango Bango fucked around with this message at 03:56 on Sep 15, 2023

* # ? Sep 15, 2023 03:32
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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





 Next week Swift 3.3 points Penny 0.7, Boston Scott 22.4.

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Scruffy the janitor
Dec 31, 2007

A greater tragedy my eyes have never beheld
AJ Brown owners in the mud

:smith:

* # ? Sep 15, 2023 04:20
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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 lol I had a Cousins/Addison stack rolling this morning until I let the threads get in my head :v:

* # ? Sep 15, 2023 04:21
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Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

Dango Bango posted:

lol I had a Cousins/Addison stack rolling this morning until I let the threads get in my head :v:

My personal rule is no changes on game day unless it's an injury.

* # ? Sep 15, 2023 13:27
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MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

 Pretty much everyone that could have a great game against me did....:smith:

* # ? Sep 15, 2023 18:58
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Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

 Need a huge game from Adams today. So far so good :getin:

* # ? Sep 17, 2023 18:14
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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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I hate being a Josh Jacobs owner.

* # ? Sep 17, 2023 18:16
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Gobias Ind.
Apr 5, 2007

If your girlfriend says hey to me that's our girlfriend now idc
I wonder if Tee Higginswill ever catch a ball

* # ? Sep 17, 2023 18:45
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Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF



 Lockett please score positive points

* # ? Sep 17, 2023 18:46
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Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

 pokes Chiefs/Jags with a stick come on do something

lol the over on this game was like 51

* # ? Sep 17, 2023 19:01
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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Docjowles posted:

pokes Chiefs/Jags with a stick come on do something

lol the over on this game was like 51

Gonna have to be a busy 2nd half.

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Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF



 freaking hell should have just played the Jags D :negative:

* # ? Sep 17, 2023 19:07
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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Is Lamar still fantasy relevant?

* # ? Sep 17, 2023 19:08
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MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

 Glad I didn't end up drafting Fields

* # ? Sep 17, 2023 19:14
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Freezer
Apr 20, 2001

The Earth is the cradle of the mind, but one cannot stay in the cradle forever.
Loving Burrow losing me yet another week

* # ? Sep 17, 2023 19:16
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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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MakaVillian posted:

Glad I didn't end up drafting Fields

He sucks as a QB but he has 10 points at the half. He's perfectly fine in fantasy.

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Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Drake London havers rejoice

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 Gonna start streaming defenses going up against KC :getin:

* # ? Sep 17, 2023 19:30
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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Hopkins taking a big fat zero lol

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 Goddammit shouldn't have started Kelley over Walker

* # ? Sep 17, 2023 19:37
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Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF

mcmagic posted:

Is Lamar still fantasy relevant?

Is Joe Burrow still fantasy relevant???

* # ? Sep 17, 2023 19:51
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ShowTime
Mar 28, 2005
 Oh did Bijan get tired? Starting to see Allgeier get some points.

* # ? Sep 17, 2023 19:58
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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





 Turns out Mike Evans is still good.

* # ? Sep 17, 2023 19:59
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Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Dango Bango posted:

Gonna start streaming defenses going up against KC :getin:

Seriously this game being a huge turd is killing me, I have Jags everywhere

At least Kelce did something

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Damien Pierce is terrible

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Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)
Zay Jones 2 big catches on the end zone cant keep his gd feet in.

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Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF

Bellmaker posted:

Lockett please score positive points

:woop:

mcmagic posted:

Damien Pierce is terrible

Last year was entirely volume and he doesn’t even have that this year

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Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Matt Zerella posted:

Zay Jones 2 big catches on the end zone cant keep his gd feet in.

:negative:

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Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7Fjawhqtgw

Me checking my score today.

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