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1) they would make a lot of noise while running around the house, especially on wooden or tile floors 2) munincipalities may have ordinances against keeping them as pets within city limits just a couple things to keep in mind
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Imagining kitties without beans is rather upsetting 
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digitalist posted:Imagining kitties without beans is rather upsetting don't fret too much, it probably won't happen. but if it does, at least you'll be prepared for the consequences thanks to my thread
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I'm going to need a visual aid, op
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satanic splash-back posted:I'm going to need a visual aid, op i can't help you there, but maybe someone else will be able to prepare a diagram
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Sep 9, 2023 15:09
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lions chasing antelopes up a tree
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What if they had human hands for feet?!?
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neato burrito posted:What if they had human hands for feet?!? Then they would be racoons.
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Sep 9, 2023 15:34
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What if hoofs were cats? You ever think of that op?
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kitten mittens
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you're pretty much describing baby goats.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rb84kvNPGVY it's already happening OP, bionic cats with hoofs are here
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Sep 9, 2023 15:45
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What if gibbons had machinegun fingers and the kangaroo did heroin at work. What then? What?
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I don't believe in the electric eel. Not really on topic but I've wanted to come out with this for a while
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if they also chewed the cud they would be kosher. m akes u think.
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I know what you're planning mr. horse doctor av guy. idk why you're tipping the world off to your sick plans but we're on to you
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RIP Bambi's Mom.
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Kittens are real loud when they're chasing each other, enough to where my household has to make the distinction between "thunder" and "kitten thunder." I think if they had hooves they'd come crashing through the dang floor.
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I have all these deer that live around me and walk on my paths. Sometimes I can see when they went frantic in the mud. Hoof prints are weird.
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on the one hand my stomach wouldn't look like I have some weird disease because I wouldn't get a million tiny claw punctures when my cat is kneading my belly, but on the other hand those occasions when he jumps up to lie with me on the couch or the bed and lands on my nipples or balls would be particularly harrowing
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I guess we'd turn cats with broken legs into glue
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One of my cats trots around like a horse. His little feet go clippity cloppity and his head bows up and down and he moos like a cow he is a great dumb cat animal thing
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUCgOrx7aBw
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Should we put saddles on cats, I wonder
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Smugworth posted:Should we put saddles on cats, I wonder On the larger ones, yes.
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Das Boo posted:Kittens are real loud when they're chasing each other, enough to where my household has to make the distinction between "thunder" and "kitten thunder." Sounds like you need to buy Kitten Mittons. https://youtu.be/22O6Nmjt-mw?si=JWAMO8pGi25D2x3v
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Stoatbringer posted:Sounds like you need to buy Kitten Mittons. I'M SO STUPID! 
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digitalist posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rb84kvNPGVY have you ever seen a hoof???? And these guys are never going to be able to clean their heads
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When I was a kid, we had a small dog named Coco who thought he was a cat. Would only eat cat food and would try (sometimes successfully) climbing trees. He had these claws that no matter how short we would manicure them, when he’d come running inside and/or get excited was a cacophonous symphony of clickety-clacks and chickity-chicks on the kitchen tiles that would fill the entire house. It’s been 35 years since he left us, but I can still hear those claws a-tappin’ like a badly out-of-sync chorus line of tap dancers 
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Smugworth posted:Should we put saddles on cats, I wonder https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM9qeu_4Osg I just love this video “put a loving saddle on it!”
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the most unbelievable thing about He-Man was that there was not one but two cats that allowed themselves to be saddled and ridden
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:the most unbelievable thing about He-Man was that there was not one but two cats that allowed themselves to be saddled and ridden Battle-cat just wanted to gently caress poo poo up, everything else was just secondary
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Buce posted:hooves Actually this thread taught me that both are accepted plurals. And hooves is much newer.
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 We talking cloven or single hooved cats here?
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:What if hoofs were cats? You ever think of that op? 
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:on the one hand my stomach wouldn't look like I have some weird disease because I wouldn't get a million tiny claw punctures when my cat is kneading my belly, but on the other hand those occasions when he jumps up to lie with me on the couch or the bed and lands on my nipples or balls would be particularly harrowing A cat with hooves stepping on my titties would be a devastating digitalist posted:Imagining kitties without beans is rather upsetting
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Happy Landfill posted:A cat with hooves stepping on my titties would be a devastating Accurate. This kills the boob.
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Polydactyl Hoof Cat
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