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my google image search for horses with cats for feet returned nothing. literally shaking rn.
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flubber nuts posted:my google image search for horses with cats for feet returned nothing. literally shaking rn. This is pretty much why God invented AI
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Sep 9, 2023 23:42
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When kittens are born, their hooves are covered by a thin membrane known as a "mermaid's slipper." Kittens lose their baby hooves at 12-16 weeks of age (source: Jelqson Galaxie)
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Sep 9, 2023 23:44
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Wilkins Micawber posted:When kittens are born, their hooves are covered by a thin membrane known as a "mermaid's slipper." Kittens lose their baby hooves at 12-16 weeks of age (source: Jelqson Galaxie) Thanks, CatGPT
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Sep 9, 2023 23:56
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maybealabia posted:This is pretty much why God invented AI someone please help me my google image search is sick. my family is falling apart.
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Sep 9, 2023 23:57
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maybealabia posted:Thanks, CatGPT Lol
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Sep 9, 2023 23:59
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if cats had hoofs they would wait until the sun was just about up, get all hungry, then bonk you into compliance. cat owners all having to explain how they’re sleepwalking into door knobs. cats with a bonus to bludgeoning would be a nightmare
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Sep 10, 2023 00:08
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Sep 10, 2023 03:30
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This cat I know occasionally will swat me to keep me from walking away and hook their claws in my pant or hand, causing damage. I think if it were a hoof it would cause no discomfort or damage, so I approve this change.
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Sep 10, 2023 03:32
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Can some biologist or rather chime in why cats can't have hooves.
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Sep 10, 2023 03:35
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redshirt posted:Can some biologist or rather chime in why cats can't have hooves. Local catologist here, the reason is likely that cat's have digitigrade legs while hooved animals have unguligrade legs. Humans are cool because we can switch from plantigrade to digitigrade.
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Sep 10, 2023 03:46
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Grey Cat posted:Local catologist here, the reason is likely that cat's have digitigrade legs while hooved animals have unguligrade legs. It seems like there is much more to the story than that.
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Sep 10, 2023 03:50
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redshirt posted:It seems like there is much more to the story than that. Well to put that in perspective for how that would effect cats, it would be like standing on your tippy toes and glueing a big block of wood to the ends of your toes. While something like a horse is literally walking on a big toenail, the bone that would be their toes is off the ground unlike cats. 
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Sep 10, 2023 03:52
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It's more about the fingers than the type of legs. It's all in the wrist. Phalangies
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Imagine cats with hooves trying to climb stuff lmao they'd be so confused and bad at it that's awesome.
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Sep 10, 2023 03:53
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Treecko posted:It's more about the fingers than the type of legs. Same applies to cat's forelegs, they're still digitigrade. E: Seeing as they're quadrapeds
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Sep 10, 2023 03:53
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Grey Cat posted:Well to put that in perspective for how that would effect cats, it would be like standing on your tippy toes and glueing a big block of wood to the ends of your toes. The human in this diagram needs to trim their nails
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Sep 10, 2023 03:55
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Grey Cat posted:Well to put that in perspective for how that would effect cats, it would be like standing on your tippy toes and glueing a big block of wood to the ends of your toes. Sorry, I meant there is many thousands of years of story through evolution, maybe millions. Defining cat feet.
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maybealabia posted:The human in this diagram needs to trim their nails I get that it's for visibility but can't argue with that. redshirt posted:Sorry, I meant there is many thousands of years of story through evolution, maybe millions. Defining cat feet. Oh why didn't you say so. Well evolution is a complex topic, but the reason for current forms of creatures because it just be like that.
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Sep 10, 2023 03:56
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If you do your own research there's studies showing that toes are an unnatural byproduct of the introduction of grains into our diets.
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Sep 10, 2023 03:57
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Grey Cat posted:Same applies to cat's forelegs, they're still digitigrade. That's why I said wrist, not ankles. To relate it to human terms. Biology is fun.
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syntaxfunction posted:If you do your own research there's studies showing that toes are an unnatural byproduct of the introduction of grains into our diets. It's true, this is why I cut off all vestigial parts of my body and have achieved peak human form.
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Grey Cat posted:Well to put that in perspective for how that would effect cats, it would be like standing on your tippy toes and glueing a big block of wood to the ends of your toes. Evolution is p drat cool imo
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Grey Cat posted:It's true, this is why I cut off all vestigial parts of my body and have achieved peak human form. You make me laugh all the time. Thank you.
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Treecko posted:That's why I said wrist, not ankles. To relate it to human terms. It's weird to think about since they do have two elbows and radius/ulna but still four ankles. redshirt posted:You make me laugh all the time. Thank you. 
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satanic splash-back posted:I'm going to need a visual aid, op 
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Sep 10, 2023 04:05
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Now that's just a chimera, not fair.
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Sep 10, 2023 04:12
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covidstomper58 posted:This cat I know occasionally will swat me to keep me from walking away and hook their claws in my pant or hand, causing damage. I think if it were a hoof it would cause no discomfort or damage, so I approve this change. ok i need to be clear i'm not saying that cats should have hoofs. i am just saying what to expect if they had them
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Sep 10, 2023 06:58
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Treecko posted:
Definitely cloves. Like small goats
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Sep 10, 2023 07:11
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Mine leaves shed claws all over the place and particularly likes to do so in my bed. They are sharp but small. Shed hooves would be intolerable however.
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Sep 10, 2023 08:25
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Grey Cat posted:Actually this thread taught me that both are accepted plurals. And hooves is much newer. “little hoofies” is also an accepted nomenclature
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Dick Fontaine posted:if cats had hoofs they would wait until the sun was just about up, get all hungry, then bonk you into compliance. cat owners all having to explain how they’re sleepwalking into door knobs. cats with a bonus to bludgeoning would be a nightmare No slashing damage tho
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Sep 10, 2023 08:42
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What about clippy cloppies?
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Sep 10, 2023 08:42
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Imagine how hard a game of horseshoes would be with catshoes
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Sep 10, 2023 09:26
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Brb, bringing my cat to the
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if i were a carpenter and you were a lady would you marry me anyway? would you have my baby?
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Sep 10, 2023 12:46
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im not sure i like what CatGPT spit out
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Sep 10, 2023 12:48
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ELTON JOHN posted:“little hoofies” is also an accepted nomenclature absolutely hoofies and hoofers
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There once was a cat from Nantucket Whose hooves once got stuck in a bucket He clamped and he clomped He raged and he stomped To no avail so he fin’lly said “gently caress it”.
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put smarties tubes on cats legs make them walk like a robot
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