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Elephants please!
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Sep 10, 2023 02:36
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Sid Vicious posted:oh yeah check it out these kitties rule and spending a day hanging out with them would be way cooler than wandering around in a range rover like some lamewad
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Sep 10, 2023 02:36
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BigBadSteve posted:Elephants please! 
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Sep 10, 2023 02:50
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I haven't been there since I was a kid. Would probably be pretty dope high AF. I'd probably rather go to the Toronto zoo for that though.
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Sep 10, 2023 04:16
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I was under the impression that you could only see lions in Kenya.
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Sep 10, 2023 04:21
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Mozi posted:cattica! cattica! Really. Treating big cats like some white trash pit bulls at the animal shelter.
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Sep 10, 2023 12:47
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Sid Vicious posted:this things How do you drive from Ontario to Africa!
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Sep 10, 2023 15:43
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The Hello Machine posted:How do you drive from Ontario to Africa! very carefully
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Sep 10, 2023 16:00
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Sid Vicious posted:oh yeah check it out So you went to some maximum security zoo in Ontario. Not a "African Lion safari" just because you were on a tour bus. Were you wearing a safari hat?? Big L on this one OP.
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Sep 10, 2023 16:41
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The Hello Machine posted:How do you drive from Ontario to Africa! On the back of a house hippo of course.
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Sep 10, 2023 16:45
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Ruby Gloom posted:how did they build that with their paws i'm calling bullshit here It was built by alien lions
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Sep 10, 2023 16:57
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stratdax posted:So you went to some maximum security zoo in Ontario. Not a "African Lion safari" just because you were on a tour bus. Were you wearing a safari hat?? no its called african lion safari checkmate bitch
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Sep 10, 2023 17:01
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Mega64 posted:It was built by alien lions Ancient ALions.
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Sep 10, 2023 17:01
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af-ri-cun li-un sa-faaaaaaaaaa-reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Sep 10, 2023 17:19
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home to over one thousand exotic birds and animals
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Sep 10, 2023 17:29
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Sid Vicious posted:home to over one thousand exotic birds and animals Enough about GBS, more animal pics
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Sep 10, 2023 17:32
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Somebody get the tranquilizer darts ready because the OP escaped and is running around with a camera.
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Sep 10, 2023 18:10
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Sid Vicious posted:home to over one thousand exotic birds and animals How much daytime TV do you watch OP? I hope you enjoyed the post-zoo early bird special at The Rainforest Cafe. 
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Sep 10, 2023 21:41
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https://toronto.ctvnews.ca/mobile/ontario-s-african-lion-safari-named-worst-place-for-elephants-in-north-america-1.5333752 Sounds like a great place. https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/hamilton/elephant-ride-attack-african-lion-safari-caza-1.6104657 Shame you can't ride elephants while the trainers hit them with bullhooks anymore.
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Sep 10, 2023 21:43
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drat thats awful ): my wifes stepdad took us and the kids i didnt buy the tickets or anything, man poor elephants
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Sep 10, 2023 22:06
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SweetMercifulCrap! posted:I was under the impression that you could only see lions in Kenya. Kenya suck on deez nutz!
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Sep 10, 2023 22:16
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Mozi posted:i love my bison tip of the hat, sir 
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Sep 10, 2023 22:24
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A couple Lion pics from my African Safari... 
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Sep 10, 2023 23:17
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Three Olives posted:What is this? On my African safaris there were no fences with barbed wire, no shelves, no windshields, you just drove around in an open top Land Cruiser with a spotter who found animals for you to look at. lmao
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Sep 10, 2023 23:19
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Sid Vicious posted:this things That is clearly a Canadian license plate and not an African license plate; so clearly you in fact did not go on a lion safari. Stop lying Sid.
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Sep 11, 2023 00:31
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Did you see any Joe Exotic-esque characters working the big cat zoo
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Sep 11, 2023 00:34
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Modulo16 posted:That is clearly a Canadian license plate and not an African license plate; so clearly you in fact did not go on a lion safari. Stop lying Sid. No, we've been through this already. They drove carefully on the nose of a hippo or something it's fine
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Sep 11, 2023 00:41
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Nothing is more 1980s Ontario than baboons trying to pull the moldings off of wood panelled station wagons at African Lion Safari. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HZlQLQtw7z0&pp=ygUhYWZyaWNhbiBsaW9uIHNhZmFyaSBhZHZlcnRpc2VtZW50
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Sep 11, 2023 00:57
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OP thank you for reminding me that I didn’t see one commercial for it this summer.
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Sep 11, 2023 01:05
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Fornax Disaster posted:Nothing is more 1980s Ontario than baboons trying to pull the moldings off of wood panelled station wagons at African Lion Safari. When I was a kid we went there and my dad always talked about how the car in front of us had a vinyl top as cars from the 70s and 80s did and the monkeys tore that poo poo apart.
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Sep 11, 2023 01:11
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It’s telling that for the ad they sent the cheapest poo poo they could find through the monkey gauntlet, an AMC Ambassador. LOL this tradition is still alive - https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=C3F3PSnS78Q&pp=ygUeYWZyaWNhbiBsaW9uIHNhZmFyaSBjYXIgZGFtYWdl
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Sep 11, 2023 01:28
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they put in a monkey bypass you can take so they can’t get at your vehicle lmao
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Sep 11, 2023 01:32
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Sid Vicious posted:they put in a monkey bypass you can take so they can’t get at your vehicle lmao drat, that means ive been hiding food in the body panels of cars parked in the parking lot for nothing
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Sep 11, 2023 03:23
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Ambassadorofsodomy posted:When I was a kid we went there and my dad always talked about how the car in front of us had a vinyl top as cars from the 70s and 80s did and the monkeys tore that poo poo apart.  African Monkey Safari... and the monkeys are doing the hunting! Some poor woman had her eyeballs torn out by a monkey recently. You don't wanna gently caress with them.
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Sep 11, 2023 03:29
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BigBadSteve posted:
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Sep 11, 2023 04:21
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3O what kind of vest and hat did u wear on safari?
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Sep 11, 2023 04:23
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I can still hear the african lion safari jingle perfectly. When we went way back in the day the lions were actually off their lazy asses and walked right by us it was great. Almost made up for the trim we lost to the apes.  
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Sep 11, 2023 04:34
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Lions with darker manes are more attractive to females because it's caused by high testosterone. The higher testosterone also makes them more aggressive and better able to fight rival males. Ironically enough, it also makes them less fertile because they absorb more heat from the sun - which is why mammals have their testes on the outside. The Lion King got things wrong, Scar would have been the Alpha.
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Fornax Disaster posted:It’s telling that for the ad they sent the cheapest poo poo they could find through the monkey gauntlet, an AMC Ambassador. I thought Canadians were supposed to be polite? That monkey did not ask permission first!
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