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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


back when subway only had two cheeses orange and white what kind of cheese product was white

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Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

Cum

BIG DICK DADDY
Sep 13, 2007

Heidely-ho, neighbor!
Pretty sure it's cum, op

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

racism

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

It was cultured from Jared’s bodily fluids

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Probably swiss or like white American

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




they never had any white cheese here, just very pale yellow, so i don't know op

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Provolone



Or cum I guess

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
cumalone

(title of my sex tape)

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!
Knowing Subway it's a product of what was left from the gym mats.

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay house
i bet it's [trying not to laugh, pretending im coughing] it's probably.. pffffheheh... what if iTS CUM!!!

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


monster cum lol

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




you can make cheese out of drat near anything these days, it's incredible

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
It was pus,
From a penis
Ejaculating

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

gently caress white chesus

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

Bip Roberts posted:

It was pus,
From a penis
Ejaculating

Ah, the rare 3 4 5 prose

Nascardad
Oct 22, 2009

"Racing is in my blood, I can't quite get out of it yet"
Toad slime

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
Tofu

Suspect A
Jan 1, 2015

Nap Ghost
Cheese is not supposed to be orange milk is white 2023 follow if you agree

bloodmeal
Sep 30, 2017
call me a white american the way i melt on top of some meat
call me a white american the way I'm a white american
call me white american the way I'm made out of cum

Overdog
Jul 12, 2023

by CVG

(and can't post for 10 years!)

IDK it was good then Jared made all the sandwiches gross.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Pretty sure you could either get american, pepperjack or Pule cheese, a rare and luxurious dairy delicacy crafted from the milk of endangered Balkan donkeys in Montenegro.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
probably jizz from a dick, OP :mmmhmm:

Overdog
Jul 12, 2023

by CVG

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Devils Affricate posted:

probably jizz from a dick, OP :mmmhmm:

Jared's dick.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Pinche Rudo posted:

It was cultured from Jared’s bodily fluids

In other words

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




there is a quest in tears of the kingdom to discover the lost technology of cheese

those hylians were living for 100 years without cheese, the poor bastards

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
CumWay

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




think i'm starting to catch the footy whiff of a gbs cheese megathread

AvesPKS
Sep 26, 2004

I don't dance unless I'm totally wasted.
Provel

nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags

Overdog posted:

Jared's dick.
Correct.

Wikipedia posted:

Subway reportedly kept Jared Fogle in a gestation pen and milked the semen out of his body to make the white cheese.[4] They were said to have strained it using the big jeans, instead of the more traditional cheesecloth.[5]

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

i dont know, dont ask me

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Brie is stored in the balls

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Lmao

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Never ordered it, I leave the prov alone.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



lol

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


I know everyone said "cum" already, but it's my turn.

CUM

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




also, the yellow cheese at subway is made from yellow cum

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

It was officially white American cheese

Triikan
Feb 23, 2007
Most Loved
White American Cum

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Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
Jared, Jared was white and cheesy as hell

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