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Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
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What hype train will derail harder, Giants or Jets?

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Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
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No more shots of fireman ned please

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
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Please throw a pick on the first pass

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
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Professor Funk posted:

God loving drat Breece rules

My stream is about 20 seconds delayed.

:mad:

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
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Dango Bango posted:

Did it look like his ankle was dangling??

That's the only thing I could see on the slow-mo was his ankle rolled up

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
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Grittybeard posted:

If Rodgers really is done now it would be pretty funny if the Jets pulled this off somehow.

How much are the Jets in on Rodgers this year? $40 mil?

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
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I legit feel bad if he is done.

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
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drat I feel bad for the guy. I legit feel bad for Jets fans. What a kick to the nuts.

Like that Ravens RB that tore his achilles yesterday. :smith:

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
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Was that Rodgers injury sack due to a terrible block or blown assignment?

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
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CapnAndy posted:

wait goddammit I was going to joke "hey my cable box was being a fucker and I just got here, did I miss rodger's career-ending injury"

don't tell me I actually did

:smith:

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
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What was Zach Wilson's internal reaction when it happened? "Oh yeah!" or "Oh no, I wanted to collect an easy check"

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
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A part of me wants to see the Zach Wilson redemption arc.

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
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Kalli posted:

You have to be making GBS threads me, I had to go pick up something and Rodgers is hurt?

What was worth missing this piece of NFL history?

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
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Did Rodgers even complete one pass?

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
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Did Rodgers recruit any other big free agents to the Jets for this season? If so, lol and lmao

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
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If you could somehow bottle the feeling of despair currently hanging over that stadium, it could be weaponized.

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
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took me a second to parse that lol

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
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If you're a head coach, how much do you love fielding those "in-between quarter" questions from reports?

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
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Kalli posted:

Man, I just feel bad for Jets fans, this is such a weird feeling.

What's the german word for feeling sympathy for someone you normally wish endless misery upon?

Yeah, I legit feel for Rodgers, the Jets, and the fans. I much rather laugh at him having an awful season than this. :smith:

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
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That was the "They are who we thought they were!" season, right?

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
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On a scale from 0 - 10, what is the smudgeness level of Packer fans right now?

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
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Gatts posted:

Peyton - X-Rays Negative on Rodgers

Will Rodgers come sprinting out the tunnel to take the field?

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
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Hot Diggity! posted:

they didn't mortgage the future lmao

the jets never had a future

How do you kill that which has no life?

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
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Chinatown posted:

im late to this game Aaron DIED???? :negative:

His foot, along with Jets' fan dreams, did.

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
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Aaron Rodgers Jets career:

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
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Android Apocalypse posted:


The face of somebody that has to win against the Bills.

His evening took a HARD right turn

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
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Kalli posted:

I saw Packers fans dancing and celebrating outside the stadium

I saw a Jets fan fall to their knees at ALDI's

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
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Criminal Minded posted:

NFL scriptwriters pulling out some crazy on-the-nose material week one

I was hoping for a pick-six on the first pass.

Not like this. :smith:

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
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Can you imagine being a Jets fan at this game? You rush to get nachos right after kickoff so you can be back in time to see Rodgers' first series. The line was longer than expected.

Suddenly, you hear weeping.

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
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Quiet Feet posted:

What people don't realize is when they say "X rays negative" it means they couldn't find any bones.

Lizard king?

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
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https://twitter.com/NOTSportsCenter/status/1701401454169211101

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
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lol

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
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That flippin sucks. The scripts for this season would be so much better with him in it. :smith:

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
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Tulalip Tulips posted:

Running is the only reasonable strategy here aside from Zach Wilson revealing he's got the Millennium Puzzle and banishing the Bills to the shadow real.

Yeah, don't they have two great backs now? But that o-line is garbage.

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
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The Jets need to win this one. For Aaron.

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
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Grittybeard posted:

Jets lining up straight up in I form.

Bring back pro form you cowards.

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
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rjmccall posted:

Wait WTF why is Aaron Rodgers not playing

I guess this will be an ESPN headline

You got some catching up to do

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
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NY is overrated

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
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I think we've seen the best of Josh Allen.

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Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
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Android Apocalypse posted:

All the Jets need to do is get a touchdown so we can be tied.


Then the game can end in a tie.



Then the Dolphins can be alone as #1 in the AFCE.

As was foretold

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