- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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wait goddammit I was going to joke "hey my cable box was being a fucker and I just got here, did I miss rodger's career-ending injury"
don't tell me I actually did
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- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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gods curse you, cable box
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Sep 12, 2023 01:37
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- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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BEARDED MAN'S SHOES CAUSES JETS GROUNDING
You had to stretch for that one, but you got it in the end
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Sep 12, 2023 01:48
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- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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one of my brothers is a tremendous Jets fan
lol sorry dude
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Sep 12, 2023 02:25
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- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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Hope they were talking mad poo poo to your Giants fan brother this morning
rest of my family is Eagles and he raised his kids right, they’re Eagles too
if anything I’m the other outlier for being Eagles but also eternally holding out hope that the Browns will maybe ever be good again in the future
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Sep 12, 2023 02:29
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- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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well sign me the gently caress UP for the Disney+ CGI Bowl
last year we got Patrick Starr burying Russell Wilson on live tv, I have high hopes for, like, buzz lightyear getting the poo poo sacked out of him
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Sep 12, 2023 02:33
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- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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I like that “be careful betting, you dumb fuckers” ad
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Sep 12, 2023 02:39
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- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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lmao that either of these teams were considered playoff caliber
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Sep 12, 2023 03:07
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- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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Wait so the nfl changed the rules to give everyone a free roster slot for an emergency QB and the jets, just… didn’t use it?
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Sep 12, 2023 03:28
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- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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Josh Allen you inept motherfucker
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Sep 12, 2023 03:32
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- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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tonight is a season record for Whitehead lmaoooooooo
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Sep 12, 2023 03:35
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- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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This game is two grown men pressing their asses together and farting directly into each others assholes. But at the end we have to declare a winner somehow, even though its exceedingly clear that no one could possibly win.
an evocative, haunting, and above all, accurate metaphor
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Sep 12, 2023 03:37
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- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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Let’s go to OT, yes
open the Blood Gates
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Sep 12, 2023 03:38
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- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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Celebration Hurdle
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Sep 12, 2023 03:40
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- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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o ver time
o ver time
O VER TIME
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Sep 12, 2023 03:41
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- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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MAXIMUM
CLOWNAGE
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Sep 12, 2023 03:45
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- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
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Sep 12, 2023 03:45
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- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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Fumble snap, recover, run forward, fumble again
the Josh Allen Experience
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Sep 12, 2023 03:46
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- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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that’s short
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Sep 12, 2023 03:49
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- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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this would be a more embarassing loss than the giants last night
for either team
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Sep 12, 2023 03:49
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- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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So on Friday I was bullshitting with my family and talking about how I hate Aaron Rodgers and hoped he got hurt and my brother got the hurt why-would-you-say-that eyes so I added "but then the Jets win anyway"
anyway, long story short, I can predict the future
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Sep 12, 2023 03:54
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- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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well
yeah
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Sep 12, 2023 03:55
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- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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If Josh Allen finishes with less fantasy points than Aaron Rodgers, this game will be complete
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Sep 12, 2023 03:57
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- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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lol @this commercial
A Life Wasted, brought to you by Visa
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Sep 12, 2023 03:58
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- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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For whatever reason, the bottom-right down and distance marker's update looks like it flashes yellow out of the corner of my eye so I think there's a flag
because it does loving flash yellow
you're not alone
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Sep 12, 2023 03:59
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- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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come on bills give me this FG
I need 15 more minutes of glorious Clown
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Sep 12, 2023 04:00
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- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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nah but they've got Peacemaker, Omni-man (no clue who that is) and Homelander which should be pretty interesting
you should watch Invincible, it's pretty good
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Sep 12, 2023 04:01
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- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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let's go field goal
clap clap clapclapclap
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Sep 12, 2023 04:02
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- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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LET'S GO FIELD GOAL
CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
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Sep 12, 2023 04:04
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- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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kick it now you dumbshits
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Sep 12, 2023 04:05
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- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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A middle school friend's dream was to go to BYU and find a husband to do Mormon missionary work while also trying to turn me Mormon to go with her.
Lmao this is really going to happen
unless you are also a chick it sounds very much like you missed a signal there
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Sep 12, 2023 04:06
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- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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YES
A DOINKGOAL FOR OT
MAXIMUM
CLOWNAGE
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Sep 12, 2023 04:07
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- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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gentlemen, ladies, all in between
the football gods have blessed us with bonus clownball
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Sep 12, 2023 04:08
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- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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TIE
TIE
TIE
TIE
TIE
TIE
TIE
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Sep 12, 2023 04:09
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- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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How the hell did Wilson keep the game close?
Josh Allen committed four turnovers all by himself
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Sep 12, 2023 04:10
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- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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...like this?
like this apparently
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what a game
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Sep 12, 2023 04:16
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- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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they turned the lights off
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- CapnAndy
- Feb 27, 2004
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Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
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naw, that block was clean
what a dumbshit ending loving lol
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