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nope they're still going on about it - keep muting it I'll report back when you can unmute.
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Sep 12, 2023 18:22
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Pretty landscapes of California though, at least I get to pretend I'm home
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Thank god that the new AW doesn't have that new optical HR sensor as was rumored. No reason to upgrade anymore.
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buglord posted:Cmon that wasn’t the worst. I actually kinda enjoyed it Carbon credits and planting trees is an absolute scam and the fact they mentioned it means that's where most of their "net neutral" is coming from.
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Sep 12, 2023 18:23
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Okay eco people, and where do your batteries come from?
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I'm guessing customers are going to be charged 3x as much as they are already to meet these targets.
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Tim, next time the media team does propose an idea like this, please make them experience the old Steve Chinese production leaker trick.
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Durzel posted:I'm guessing customers are going to be charged 3x as much as they are already to meet these targets.
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Sep 12, 2023 18:24
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Apple saving the environment by producing 100 billion lovely lightning cables over ten years instead of standardizing until they got forced to
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Sep 12, 2023 18:24
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Are they legally required to put this stuff in their presentations or something?
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Literally could not care less about their carbon neutrality. It would be more honest them to just stand up there and slow jerk while staring into a mirror. I am sure you're very proud of themselves, no one gives a fuuuuuuuck.
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Rageaholic posted:Are they legally required to put this stuff in their presentations or something? no it just helps fuel the boners of investors bc stupid consumers will think it's true
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Sep 12, 2023 18:25
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At least they're putting effort into their greenwashing. This'll convince their target market that they're being good by consuming. It's savvy, average people really do care about this poo poo. It's all hooey at the end of the day though. This 100% green energy poo poo - worthless without top-to-bottom grid verification. Wanna save the world? Buy used.
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Sep 12, 2023 18:25
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Apple is the one who choose to ship by air so not sure why they get credit for switching to ships?
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Sep 12, 2023 18:25
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Are journalists sitting in an auditorium watching this prerecorded crap?
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Chat Roulette didn't have this much jerking yourself off.
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Apple: We're planting trees and poo poo. China: lol coal fired power plant printer go brrrrrrrrrrrr
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I still use a 1st-gen Apple Watch daily, see no drat reason to upgrade whatsoever I looked at the new ones last year and was like ... hmm no
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Ah there’s the bullshit tree planting
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Dumping leather is a really good thing, at least.
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Rageaholic posted:Are they legally required to put this stuff in their presentations or something? Corporate loves ESG stuff.
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Data Graham posted:I still use a 1st-gen Apple Watch daily, see no drat reason to upgrade whatsoever Your battery life must be absolute dog poo poo. 
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Sep 12, 2023 18:26
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NO LEATHER? GO gently caress YOURSELVES ALL DAY.
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RIP leather
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smackfu posted:Apple is the one who choose to ship by air so not sure why they get credit for switching to ships? Seriously. They're infamous for shipping eleventy billion phones overnight from China on launch day lol
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AlternateAccount posted:It would be more honest them to just stand up there and slow jerk while staring into a mirror. They just did this tho, Tim Apple stared down Mother Earth and received her blessing in a scripted skit.
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Sep 12, 2023 18:27
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My patina 
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I liked the big "whew she bought it" sigh of relief when 'Mother Nature' left the meeting room.
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meanolmrcloud posted:They just did this tho, Tim Apple stared down Mother Earth and received her blessing in a scripted skit. No loving way. I tuned in too late.
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Guess I’m going to be using 3rd party cases now if I don’t choose to go naked. But probably for the best, the case leather was poo poo. Also who the gently caress calls a CPU a ‘Sip’. It makes me cringe every time I hear it.
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Mother Nature will apparently believe anything.
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okay you can unmute now Nike bands are legit fantastic - love 'em The new watch face is pretty cool too!
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Pants Donkey posted:My patina Yes, and the Apple leather phone case was the platonic ideal 
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Apple just invented fake leather. It's fine. 
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Will people pay $500 for Hermes bands if they aren’t leather? No.
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That was 20 minutes to say AW9 has a new SoC.
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Rick posted:Dumping leather is a really good thing, at least. This is the new leather! "According to Kosutami, the (finewoven) bands are also set to feature a splash-resistant coating, although the bands themselves are not fully waterproof." https://www.macrumors.com/2023/09/12/exclusive-first-look-finewoven-apple-watch-band/
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“We planted trees and mangroves!” “Did you make sure the trees lived, weren’t an invasive species, and you weren’t over planting?” “Look here you stupid rear end in a top hat.”
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