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FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

TraderStav posted:

Cannot wait to hear how Apples version of USBC will cure cancer.

It requires courage to switch to a standard the entire rest of the world is using.

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FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
Apple will always be cowards for turning off comments in their YouTube videos. :argh:

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

smackfu posted:

This commercial is boring.

Oh I see it is Apple patting themselves on the back.

if your product saved lives you would pat yourself on the back as well. :colbert:

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
Uhhhhh Apple... You may not want to hype the Vision Pro lmfao.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
The gently caress? Gestures?

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Henrik Zetterberg posted:

Still the same battery life :lol:

Love charging mid-day after a year.

They need to increase the GPU power on the watch because of reasons.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
The older watches could literally do this lol.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
Planting trees and carbon credits is the real scam lmfao.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

badjohny posted:

Did they have to do this to fill time? Only watch and iPhone...and Mother Nature?

No iPad or Air pods this year? lol

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

buglord posted:

Cmon that wasn’t the worst. I actually kinda enjoyed it :shobon:

Carbon credits and planting trees is an absolute scam and the fact they mentioned it means that's where most of their "net neutral" is coming from.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Data Graham posted:

I still use a 1st-gen Apple Watch daily, see no drat reason to upgrade whatsoever

I looked at the new ones last year and was like ... hmm no

Your battery life must be absolute dog poo poo. :stare:

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
“We planted trees and mangroves!”

“Did you make sure the trees lived, weren’t an invasive species, and you weren’t over planting?”

“Look here you stupid rear end in a top hat.”

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
It’s insane there isn’t a watch face API and store section yet for user made watch faces.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Data Graham posted:

I'll take any of these droning Tim Cook impressionists over a presentation by Musk

Uhhh, ummmm, uhhhhh uh uh yeah so uhhhh ummm there’s, there’s a new Tesla model I ummmm want to show uh you guys.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Kirios posted:

I haven't seen a USB C yet!

USBC is for the pro users, not the proles.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
lol are they trying to take credit for invented binning?

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
Poor phone is usually last years pro phone. Pro-Phone will have new features like USB-C.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

SlowBloke posted:

The pixel bin zoom is a cool idea, more important than the dynamic island IMHO.

DSLRs have had this for at least a decade lol.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

AlternateAccount posted:

That's what's so funny. All this tech and fakery and it still gets its lunch eaten by an entry grade DSLR with a kit lens.

Yeah, my Nikon has this and it's at least 8 years old now.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

Try and play candy crush on your DSLR :smuggo:

https://www.exibartstreet.com/news/yongnuo-yn450-mirrorless-camera-android-canon-lenses/ :smug:

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Kirios posted:

Wait...wasn't the A16 on the Pro already? Why are we talking about it again?

Poor people phone get's last years pro-chip.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
USBC babyyyyy

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

lol I thought the screen said "Plague Trip" for a moment

That's every trip with COVID.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Pants Donkey posted:

I wonder what they’ll do to make the Pros appealing. Like 90% of people don’t need a bleeding edge new chip to watch movies or play a years-old mobile game.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Kirios posted:

god drat the camera is even loving bigger this year!

You won't care.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

junan_paalla posted:

how green is all that titanium?

Depends if it's virgin or chad titanium.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

ShoogaSlim posted:

so wait is it gonna have better graphics than a nintendo switch tho bc lol

Yes, I would hope a brand new $1,200 phone would have better graphics than a glorified 10 year old $300 tablet.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

ShoogaSlim posted:

fair. probably has access to better games too

(i'm jaded bc i spent money on a switch and it's collecting dust)

There are a lot of amazing games on the Switch.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
lol no studio is going to use anything but a DSLR or a Red Camera.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

atomicpile posted:

Hope they don’t gate the vr video thing to the Apple headset abomination. I’d love to use it on other stereo displays/vr devices.

lol, lmfao

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

AlternateAccount posted:

Ooh, grandpa's about to do Wonderwall. So immersive.

Grandpa should have been doing Purple Haze

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

ShoogaSlim posted:

is this the least impressive pro model yet? an action button? that's it?

Ray Tracing and USB-C. The base has USB-C at USB2 speeds. :colbert:

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Kirios posted:

the base has USB C.

I'm seriously considering getting a base 15 this year, and I never thought I'd expect that going into this conference.

SlowBloke posted:

usbc is also for normal 15, not a pro exclusive.


The base has USB C at USB2 speeds. Do you want to wait for photos to transfer like a prole?

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FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
Yeah, no poo poo lol. I thought the use of the world 'prole' would be a good indication of sarcasm.

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