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ShoogaSlim
May 22, 2001

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Rageaholic posted:

Are they legally required to put this stuff in their presentations or something?

no it just helps fuel the boners of investors bc stupid consumers will think it's true

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ShoogaSlim
May 22, 2001

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that new bespeckled watch band looks pretty neat tbh

ShoogaSlim
May 22, 2001

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do you think the marketers writing speech/presentation copy for the ultra hate themselves or love themselves for having to lie about who the watch is primarily targeted at?

like it's obviously just for people with extra disposable income and not really for serious athletes

ShoogaSlim
May 22, 2001

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Xabi posted:

Dynamic island has been a BIG hit among the Pro users. Now the rest of us can finally enjoy it.

as a pixel user, i'm jealous of it. i want my lyft ETA to update in real time

ShoogaSlim
May 22, 2001

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smackfu posted:

Woof, having to turn on the noise isolation was not impressive.

yeah swipe plus two taps? why wouldn't it just do it automatically?

e: or auto populate the button so when you take your phone away from your face it's one tap "it's noisy where you are - tap this for noise isolation"

ShoogaSlim
May 22, 2001

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why the gently caress are they constantly reiterating what plugging your phone in can do?

ShoogaSlim
May 22, 2001

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track day bro! posted:

Wow it’s got all day battery life!!!!!!

they literally say the same exact thing every year

ShoogaSlim
May 22, 2001

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Pants Donkey posted:

If only Ives was still here to pronounce Titanium for us :smith:

was just thinking about how i miss his segments

ShoogaSlim
May 22, 2001

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can't wait for people to start reporting that the action button winds up getting pushed in their pocket and turning on their phone's sound accidentally at like a funeral or work meeting or something lol

ShoogaSlim
May 22, 2001

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Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Who. Who wants ray tracing on a phone lol

it's a buzzword bullet point for idiots who only care about games with "sick" graphics

ShoogaSlim
May 22, 2001

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so wait is it gonna have better graphics than a nintendo switch tho bc lol

ShoogaSlim
May 22, 2001

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FlapYoJacks posted:

Yes, I would hope a brand new $1,200 phone would have better graphics than a glorified 10 year old $300 tablet.

fair. probably has access to better games too

(i'm jaded bc i spent money on a switch and it's collecting dust)

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ShoogaSlim
May 22, 2001

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is this the least impressive pro model yet? an action button? that's it?

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