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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Inspect Your Gadgets > Apple Event, September 12 2023
 
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Combat Pretzel
Jun 23, 2004

No, seriously... what kurds?!
For every of these success stories, there's 100 ER nurses spitting fire for Apple Watch wearers panicking for nothing. I have to listen to these complaints, should I accidentally praise my AW too much in hearing distance of a friend of mine working the ER.

* # ¿ Sep 12, 2023 18:04
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Combat Pretzel
Jun 23, 2004

No, seriously... what kurds?!
Dark Ultra! I think. Because contrast and all.

* # ¿ Sep 12, 2023 18:07
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Combat Pretzel
Jun 23, 2004

No, seriously... what kurds?!
Still goddamn midnight blue.

* # ¿ Sep 12, 2023 18:09
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Combat Pretzel
Jun 23, 2004

No, seriously... what kurds?!
gently caress this Siri poo poo. Make an AW health app, ffs.

* # ¿ Sep 12, 2023 18:12
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Combat Pretzel
Jun 23, 2004

No, seriously... what kurds?!
Smart Stack. Hope they give up on that poo poo soon enough.

* # ¿ Sep 12, 2023 18:15
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Combat Pretzel
Jun 23, 2004

No, seriously... what kurds?!
Here comes the eco bullshit.

* # ¿ Sep 12, 2023 18:17
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Combat Pretzel
Jun 23, 2004

No, seriously... what kurds?!

Henrik Zetterberg posted:

Can't wait to double-tap my fingers and accidentally turn my alarm off.
Yea, people can already accidentally dismiss alarms as it is.

* # ¿ Sep 12, 2023 18:19
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Combat Pretzel
Jun 23, 2004

No, seriously... what kurds?!
Thank god that the new AW doesn't have that new optical HR sensor as was rumored. No reason to upgrade anymore.

* # ¿ Sep 12, 2023 18:23
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Combat Pretzel
Jun 23, 2004

No, seriously... what kurds?!
Flying around the globe for backdrops is sure eco.

* # ¿ Sep 12, 2023 18:30
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Combat Pretzel
Jun 23, 2004

No, seriously... what kurds?!
No black titanium Ultra. Another potential reason for an upgrade axed.

* # ¿ Sep 12, 2023 18:34
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Combat Pretzel
Jun 23, 2004

No, seriously... what kurds?!
Wait, the back glass on the non-Pro is matte now? Boo.

* # ¿ Sep 12, 2023 18:53
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Combat Pretzel
Jun 23, 2004

No, seriously... what kurds?!
lmao iPhone non-Pro still using USB 2.0.

* # ¿ Sep 12, 2023 19:05
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Combat Pretzel
Jun 23, 2004

No, seriously... what kurds?!
I'm all for fancy graphics, but loving raytracing for mobile games on a 6" screen? :geno:

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Combat Pretzel
Jun 23, 2004

No, seriously... what kurds?!
BOOOOOOOOOORING.

* # ¿ Sep 12, 2023 19:23
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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Inspect Your Gadgets > Apple Event, September 12 2023