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Apple: We're planting trees and poo poo. China: lol coal fired power plant printer go brrrrrrrrrrrr
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Sep 12, 2023 18:26
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NO LEATHER? GO gently caress YOURSELVES ALL DAY.
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Sep 12, 2023 18:27
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meanolmrcloud posted:They just did this tho, Tim Apple stared down Mother Earth and received her blessing in a scripted skit. No loving way. I tuned in too late.
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Pants Donkey posted:My patina Yes, and the Apple leather phone case was the platonic ideal 
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Sep 12, 2023 18:28
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You remember that scene in Soylent Green where his buddy went to the room to lay on that bed and look at screens while they killed him? This video is what was playing.
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Sep 12, 2023 18:29
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It is absolutely staggering to go from Steve, who was perhaps the greatest tech presenter ever to live to these bizarro stilted Starfield-grade talking heads who just exude painful amounts of weird wide-stanced awkwardness while delivering this inane bullshit with a less natural cadence than that robot tiktok voice lady.
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Sep 12, 2023 18:31
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Everyone stands like they just took a giant flaming hot liquid diarrhea Wednesday morning dump.
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Sep 12, 2023 18:32
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Data Graham posted:I'll take any of these droning Tim Cook impressionists over a presentation by Musk You know, I am probably more of a Musk fan than most of this dumb site and I think he's exceptionally smart, etc. But you're right, generally I cannot STAND to listen to him talk for any length of time.
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Sep 12, 2023 18:34
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TIM: I LOVE THE NEW APPLE WATCH SERIES 9... okay?
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Sep 12, 2023 18:35
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ALL NEW DESIGN. ell oh fuken ell. Who are you trying to fuckin' kid??
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Sep 12, 2023 18:37
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It's literally indistinguishable from the previous. How will I flex on the poors?!
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Sep 12, 2023 18:37
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Wow they figured out how to color glass you guys. Incredible.
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Sep 12, 2023 18:38
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meanolmrcloud posted:lol bigger screen equals more text, that’s some serious innovation there. "MORE SCREEN = BIGGER THAN"
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Sep 12, 2023 18:39
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Recycled cobalt? Why do they hate kids having jobs in Africa?
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Sep 12, 2023 18:39
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The new camera really gets the yellow on teeth better than ever before.
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Sep 12, 2023 18:41
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"This iPhone 14 is nice, but I sure wish the camera was better, I think it's really holding me back! I hope the next one has more numbers." - Nobody ever.
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Sep 12, 2023 18:42
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OK I have seen the dog. Tell me where to buy this new crap you're selling, I'm in.
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Sep 12, 2023 18:44
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FlapYoJacks posted:DSLR's have had this for decades lol. That's what's so funny. All this tech and fakery and it still gets its lunch eaten by an entry grade DSLR with a kit lens.
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Sep 12, 2023 18:44
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aBagorn posted:i mean i would hope so? like for all the bells and whistles and talk about things you should get better results from something purpose built More that anyone who cares enough to really make phone buying decisions based on it probably has a real camera for poo poo they care about.
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Sep 12, 2023 18:48
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Kirios posted:I want them to just go all in and have no port. The world is not ready for such bravery.
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Sep 12, 2023 18:50
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The music choices are always the absolute worst part. I never thought I'd miss U2. (jk, I don't)
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Sep 12, 2023 18:53
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Inner Light posted:Yea but, like a lot of these features, how often are most Americans going to be at risk for roadside issues (cars are more reliable than ever) in a place without cell signal? 100% yes.
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Sep 12, 2023 18:54
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Oh poo poo. OH poo poo. Dammit, no. No Apple, don't make a classy brushed Titanium phone. Please, I beg you. I want to be strong.
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Sep 12, 2023 18:55
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Is the back titanium?
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Sep 12, 2023 18:57
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Stop moving your hands like that. You look like a fuckin' SIM.
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Sep 12, 2023 18:57
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Ugh, still a glass back. Fuckin' fail. I am out.
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Sep 12, 2023 18:59
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This guy plays so much bass in a light dad rock cover band. It's so obvious.
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Sep 12, 2023 19:00
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OK, this is what I am talking about. Apple has been a shambling corpse for years. This loving bullshit BUTTON is a solution seeking a problem. No one will use it for anything but ring/silent. You can't just introduce a complete new interface element like this that improves/solves nothing. But it kept people busy for a year. Absolute waste of everyone's time.
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Sep 12, 2023 19:02
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Who uses a cable to transfer anything to/from their phone?
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Sep 12, 2023 19:05
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Oh boy a new GPU so I guess RAID SHADOW LEGENDS will look even better.
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Sep 12, 2023 19:05
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Xabi posted:I feel I've seen this exact presentation about twenty times and still I tune in to watch it every time. I know I've done the whole NEW GPU -> BETTER GAMES -> Me wondering wtf games they're talking about, since mobile gaming is a wasteland loop many, many times.
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Sep 12, 2023 19:06
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I can't wait to do my standard ritual of watching my entire David Lynch catalogue on this new GPU/screen combo.
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Sep 12, 2023 19:07
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THERE ARE NO GOOD MOBILE GAMES, STOP loving PRETENDING.
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Sep 12, 2023 19:07
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Capcom and Ubisoft checks went through, I guess.
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Sep 12, 2023 19:10
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Kirios posted:god look at that UI for Division It's all your fault for being made of such crude meat.
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Sep 12, 2023 19:11
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Zooming and cropping is not the same as a different focal length. This is fake idiot bullshit.
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Sep 12, 2023 19:12
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Ah, I don't think Spatial Video will work for me properly because my eyes are further than 3/4" apart, ffs.
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manwithoutskin posted:lmao at the video of your typical family beach vacation Ooh, grandpa's about to do Wonderwall. So immersive.
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