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As much as these products are luxury goods, it's pretty much impossible to argue against these things phoning emergency services when you're incapacitated, or detecting things that you would otherwise chalk up to "feeling under the weather", etc.
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Apple Vision Pro is a mistake. No one wants to wear this poo poo. The only people hyping this garbage are crypto metaverse grifters (and now Apple). Just make a fucken car instead, you'll sell millions of them.
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Sep 12, 2023 18:07
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Apple Watch Series 9.. but the crown ring is still red.. how is anyone (everyone) supposed to know I've got one of the new ones? 
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Sep 12, 2023 18:10
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Why are they talking about Siri? It's dogshit. Ask Siri "how many days are in September", for example. It's useful only for timers and alarms, and that's it. Even then it has no contextual awareness so if you try and change an alarm to a different time it'll change the subject of the alarm instead of the time.
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Sep 12, 2023 18:11
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"When your other hand is occupied".. we all know what he means. Oh, double tap index finger. e: lol still going with the Dick Tracy phone answering that no one does (surely?)
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Sep 12, 2023 18:14
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What in the blue hell is this poo poo.. it's turned into a Netflix teen show?
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Sep 12, 2023 18:19
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Three Olives posted:WTF is this?
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Sep 12, 2023 18:20
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I'm guessing customers are going to be charged 3x as much as they are already to meet these targets.
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Sep 12, 2023 18:23
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All of this is incredibly lacking in self-awareness. None of them can stand properly, presenters walk off camera to nowhere. It's painful to watch.Combat Pretzel posted:Flying around the globe for backdrops is sure eco.
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Sep 12, 2023 18:30
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I can't stop laughing at Steve's power stances.
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Sep 12, 2023 18:32
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The lame pastel colours leak was on point. I guess these are the eco shades.
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Sep 12, 2023 18:37
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iPhone Plus Max coming up at 6.9" ? Surely this isn't it?
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Sep 12, 2023 18:40
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GATOS Y VATOS posted:So I was complaining- is it OLED or not?
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Sep 12, 2023 18:41
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smoobles posted:I'm only watching this to see how they spin the USB-C change
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Sep 12, 2023 18:42
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Here's Dennis to tell you about how we invented USB-C.
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Sep 12, 2023 18:47
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I too want to have my $1500 phone snatched out of my outreached hand.
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Sep 12, 2023 18:48
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Kirios posted:I want them to just go all in and have no port.
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Sep 12, 2023 18:50
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Satellite services for those of you who have bought the latest phone from us, the rest of you can get hosed.
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Sep 12, 2023 18:50
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"Most premium material ever used in an iPhone enclosure".. what about that space black one they made?
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Sep 12, 2023 18:56
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AlternateAccount posted:OK, this is what I am talking about. Apple has been a shambling corpse for years.
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Sep 12, 2023 19:02
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Never understood the mindset of people who want to play games on their phone that seriously... a console is like 1/3rd of the price. Play the same games you already own on a screen a fraction of the size, with no tactile controls and a giant black blob to ruin whatever immersion you might have been able to rustle up.
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Sep 12, 2023 19:11
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Do you smell something? Someone let Vision Pro back in 
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lol now there's a man that loves him some motor racing.
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