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We've got a mission statement to only do good. Reveal whatever Truth that is.
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Grey Cat posted:Where was OP on the night of the 11th? Stakeout, most likely. Sitting in cars for hours waiting for cheating husbands.
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Sep 12, 2023 20:32
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Grey Cat posted:You sure you weren't in a plane? I have it on good authority... I want you to join the Agency. Full benefits. You get your own rotary phone.
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Sep 12, 2023 20:34
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You Are A Elf posted:“Just one more thing…” About to walk out door, turns back...
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Sep 12, 2023 20:38
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We need a third floor dusty office in some rundown off Central street, yet close enough we can get there quickly.
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Sep 12, 2023 20:46
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Grey Cat posted:It was a day like any other. There's this roof fan that spins lazily.
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Sep 12, 2023 20:48
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Spankowsky, it's you and me!
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Sep 12, 2023 20:58
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WHY BONER NOW posted:Then she walked in. A dame with legs so long, she left (get it?? so long) Like this creature entirely made of legs
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Sep 12, 2023 21:03
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Edgar posted:So how drunk can I get between cases? Also do we get old timey nicknames? Yes and Yes
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Sep 12, 2023 21:08
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Sigh, there's this guy who's been missing alot...
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Sep 12, 2023 21:14
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Just say how much.
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Sep 12, 2023 21:22
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Mozi posted:Hi I'd like to hire a private detective, I suspect my wife is cheating on me I charge lunch and dinner every day
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Sep 12, 2023 21:26
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:When the darkness fell, New York City became something else, any old Sinatra song notwithstanding. Bad things happened in the night, on the streets of that other city. Noir York City... Yes and Yes. Also this older Italian lady walks into your office....
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Sep 12, 2023 21:29
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Genesplicer posted:A dame walked in. She had smoky eye shadow and legs for days. Dames like that always mean trouble. I just have this dame revolving door for dames like that.
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Sep 12, 2023 21:31
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I have this super cool 50's/60's convertible even thought I am basically homeless.
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Sep 12, 2023 23:48
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For hire: Hot saucy lady who's smart and can give it back.
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Sep 13, 2023 01:06
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We also need big huge guy, maybe former Con, and a smooth talking guy. And a tech hacker lady.
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Sep 13, 2023 01:17
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Introduce a detective puppy at the end of Season 1. So he's all growed up in Season 2, but we can use clip show montages and stuff to show his puppy days.
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Sep 13, 2023 01:26
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Gracie, order 100 cans of Spam. Just do it, I know it's crazy. Place the order.
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Sep 13, 2023 02:31
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We're gonna need some big guys. You know, "Toughs". Not too bright.
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Sep 13, 2023 04:17
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Cruising down the Ocean Loop all casual in our sweet rear end convertible.
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Sep 13, 2023 04:29
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Get Sahmdo on the line. We're gonna need a giant truck.
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Sep 13, 2023 04:54
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She had money and a story. Some kind of alien facehuggers.
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Sep 13, 2023 05:37
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Drinking my 8th? 10th cup of Circle K coffee.
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Sep 13, 2023 05:54
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CHaKKaWaKka posted:The investigation is progressing along nicely boss. I woke up to find the broad I was pumping for information dead with an ice pick in her back and I'm the main suspect. Once again I'm gonna have to kill a lot of people to clear my name. Committing crimes in the 20's was so easy.
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Sep 13, 2023 06:30
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I drove around LA at night in the convertible, trying to clear my head. Streelights passing noirlishy. This city. This drat city. I needed an out, some way out of this mess with Languini.
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Sep 13, 2023 14:47
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The Case of The Missing Dame: A Jake Johnson Mystery
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Sep 13, 2023 15:58
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Thinking of hiring this dame for detective work. Would be great undercover.
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Sep 13, 2023 17:49
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This was the thing that made "Jessica Jones" so unique (at least I think): She's the woman version of that private detective who's all hosed up and morally questionable, yet does the right thing (most of the time).
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Sep 13, 2023 18:51
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Busters posted:Get'a load of this wiseacre. He's got a few screws loose. Elevator doesn't go to the top floor, if you know what I'm sayin. Mumbles the Mad. One of Languini's gang.
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Sep 13, 2023 19:06
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kntfkr posted:Have you idiots considered the possibility (fact) that Smugworth probably (definitely) did it? Always the first visit I pay when on a new case.
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Sep 13, 2023 19:12
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Busters posted:Languini's gone soft if he's hiring malooks like this side-show. He's liable to roll over on the whole operation for a nickel. He's desperate. Word is there's a new boss showed up in Old Town.
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Sep 13, 2023 19:13
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I pay for Marla Marbel at the front desk, and she's great, but given my liquor and drug budget, and the lack of cases, I'm not sure how long I can keep her on. But is a Private Dick a Private Dick without a dame at the front desk?!
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Sep 13, 2023 19:22
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New water cooler delivery, sweet. Things are looking up.
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Sep 13, 2023 20:21
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Looking to hire a handful of street urchin, as eyes on the street. Your cover will be newspaper delivery boys.
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Sep 13, 2023 20:38
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It's always the crazy ones. *Takes drink of whiskey
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Sep 13, 2023 22:24
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OK I've been trying to do some budget work. The dusty 3rd floor office downtown near the docks costs 3600 a month. Gracie costs 4K a month. Booze and smoke budget is 4K Miscellaneous other stuff is at least 4K . So we need to bring in a lot more each month, Ideas?
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Sep 14, 2023 00:01
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As a reminder, we are not a bail service, or provide bail bond's man services, in any way. Though we do work closely with bail bondsmen services in mutual interest.
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Sep 14, 2023 00:55
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Might have gotten up to a little smuggling. I've got frequent work for guys with your skills. Stay listening.
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Sep 14, 2023 01:19
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Being a PI is the perfect cover. No one would ever suspect a dick of being a criminal. Shut it skuzzball! I'll put you and your gang away!!
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