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redshirt posted:Sitting in cars for hours waiting for cheating husbands. Same
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Edgar posted:So how drunk can I get between cases? Also do we get old timey nicknames? Between cases?! You must be new here. We’re drunk all the time.
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Sep 12, 2023 21:27
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This dame clops in, gams all the way up to her withers. She played it coy but I could tell she was hot to trot.
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Sep 12, 2023 21:38
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There I was, nursing the worse hangover this side of Newark. I downed my second shot of Jimmy B just as this dame strode in like she owned the place. Legs up to here and tits out to next Tuesday. “You got another one of those, cowboy?” She asked, nodding at my empty glass. I looked around for a clean glass and finding none, I dumped out a begonia and dropped two fingers of Beam in the vase. She took the slug and drained it in one gulp. My kinda broad. I grunted respect and offered a refill but she covered the vase with a well-manicured hand. “It’s my husband,” she said. “He’s a real son of a bitch but he ain’t showed up since Thursday.” “Thursday?” I said. “That’s the day before Friday. You tellin me this cat missed a Friday?” “It ain’t right,” she said. “He ain’t never missed no Friday that I know about. Pardon my French mister but it’s real fuckin weird!” “He been actin funny or anything, miss? Now if I had a dame like yous I wouldn’t be steppin out but I don’t know your husband like you do. Maybe he got hooked on a little strange.” “Nah, he ain’t like that,” she said. “All’s I know is we was savin up for a house and he was tryin to sell some of his old stuff, said he had a couple of buyers lined up. I asked him when he was comin back but alls he said was “Shan’t speculate” and I ain’t seen him since.”
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Sep 13, 2023 04:13
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A whiff of the forest caused me to look up from my half empty rocks glass. There she was, gams the size of tree trunks that went all the way up, a voice that shook the office. One of them ent dames and she had a problem. I settled in for a long night as these kinda broads take a long time to get their words out. I sighed. Just another night at Middle Earth Detective Agency.
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Sep 13, 2023 12:17
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I;m thinkin about thos gams
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Sep 13, 2023 14:13
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kntfkr posted:Have you idiots considered the possibility (fact) that Smugworth probably (definitely) did it? Buddy I ain’t left this desk in 17 years and I ain’t about to start now, capiche?
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Sep 13, 2023 19:58
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Overdog posted:How do you stretch your legs? Or are they just L shaped now? I get plenty of exercise without leaving the office. I walk over to the whiskey cooler and then back to my desk.
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Sep 13, 2023 20:33
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Overdog posted:So you've just admitted to leaving your desk. What else are you hiding? Why don’t you hire this private dick to find out? *grabs balls*
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Sep 13, 2023 20:38
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It’s me, I’m the guy banging all the wives
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Sep 14, 2023 01:12
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And the husbands. And I stole the Crown Jewels. And killed a coupla guys.
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Sep 14, 2023 01:15
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Might have gotten up to a little smuggling. Small amount of racketeering here and there. You could also say I know a few guys.
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Sep 14, 2023 01:18
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redshirt posted:I've got frequent work for guys with your skills. Being a PI is the perfect cover. No one would ever suspect a dick of being a criminal.
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Sep 14, 2023 01:24
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Can I have a diamond?
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redshirt posted:6 hours in a Holiday Inn parking lot, waiting for Paul Languini to leave room 304. You want I should go in there and rough ‘im up a little?
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