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Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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Beaten to the punch by those public sector detectives once again!

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Feb 14, 2012

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The dame walked in. A question immediately began to burn inside me. I had to ask, even though I knew I wouldn't like the answer.

"Is it Dame Diddy, Dame Daddy, or Dame Dummy?"

She didn't need to answer. I had solved the mystery in my mind already.

"Oh, I get it. You Biggie and he's Puffy!"

The Roc-A-Fella case. He had passed away from a disease that medicine wouldn't even understand until decades after the heyday of this particular genre. And this was the guy they had chosen to name their company after? I started to put it together...

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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A Dane walked in.

"Har du trapper i dit hus?"

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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I was warned Linguini had goons, but when I arrived at the warehouse to scope them out, all I saw was a table of nerds playing cards. And not manly cards like for poker. Some kind of JR Tolkien game.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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I've installed my favorite arcade game in my office, Big Gams Hunter.

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Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

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drat. Some nice little old lady from New England solved the murder mystery before I could.

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