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Then she walked in. A dame with legs so long, she left (get it?? so long)
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Ever since I started taking 'Toon cases again it's been a real circus. I got Horace Horsecollar asking me to check up on his wife Clarabell, she seems to think the grass is greener on Yosemite Sam's side. And I got to investigate Road Runner, the Laff-a-Lympics board thinks he's juicing. Then I'm supposed to follow Snagglepuss around, MGM is afraid his rumored "alternative lifestyle" will violate Hays. gently caress that, what a cougar does on his own time is his own business...I'll still take their money though. Teddy, I sure wish you were here
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Sep 12, 2023 21:56
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Those brats on the street called me "defective detective" today. I pretended not to hear them but it was obvious I was just ignoring them. I held back the tears this time though
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Sep 13, 2023 13:23
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The heat. The heat is the worst part. These summer nights are endless. I can't take off my trenchcoat, or everyone will see my pit stains. And the fedora just looks cool, so it stays on. When I was questioning Jimmy Throatpunch, the river of sweat pouring down my brow must've made me look like a tough customer because he coughed up some names quick. As I left, the puddle of sweat I left in his diner seat dripped to the floor. I nearly slipped but caught myself on his shoulder, leaving a dark handprint. He winced. Now to track down this Emma SnakeEyes. God I'm dizzy
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Sep 13, 2023 15:50
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There I was in my office when this crazy dane walked in. "Woof"
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Sep 13, 2023 19:12
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Boss, I wrapped the missing jewelry case. You were right, Franky Fingers had them all along. Bad news is...let's just say he took a long walk off a short pier, ya hear me? So now it's just me and the diamonds. And I got to thinking, who's to say Fingers didn't already sell 'em?  Maybe we give Gracie a raise, she's a good kid
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Sep 14, 2023 13:39
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redshirt posted:6 hours in a Holiday Inn parking lot, waiting for Paul Languini to leave room 304. Ok boss I've been tailing this Tony Spaghetti fella and...oh boy...I think I got some wires crossed here
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Sep 14, 2023 17:28
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A Fancy Hat posted:This was going to be my most difficult case yet. A dame, murdered in cold blood, her body stuffed into a suitcase and mailed to her ex-husband. The suspect? Frank "The Suitcase Killer" Ricaboni. How he got that nickname nobody seemed to know, but it was pretty damning in this case. The Case of the Case. Did you need to case the joint?
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redshirt posted:Old Man Languini is going to Tahoe this weekend, according to my sources. Boss can I take this one? I need to get out of town for a few days...I lost my patience when I got upstaged yet again by that loving kid detective Billy Whitman and kinda made a scene (yeah so I didn't know you can tell the species of an elephant by it's ears! Who woulda thunk that would crack the case of the circus heist) Tahoe sounds nice, I could sightsee a little, take in the gams. Old Man Languini will be easy to tail, he's got that limp and he dont see so good
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