ITT We are a Private Detective Agency

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Buce: Dec 23, 2005

I woke up, head pounding. burning. vomit in my lap. paper stuck to my face. 37 empty bottles of night train scattered around my office. drat, slept through another case. I started to pull myself upright when there was a flash, and I was deaf. not deaf, I heard ringing. a man suddenly in the doorway waving his arms, eyes bulging. gently caress, I had passed out holding my gun again.