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redshirt posted:I'm cool if you're an alien by the way. I have to manage plenty. I'm not normal if that means anything. BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:You should twice bake that big tater op. Twice baked potatoes are the King of Potatoes™️ and having a real big one to chow down on sounds pretty good op! I will make a note of that for next time. I'm always up to try new potato anything.
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Grey Cat posted:I'm not normal if that means anything. Just looking for potato confirmation ma'am/sir.
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Sep 13, 2023 00:12
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have you held the potato at groin level and made crude comparisons to male genitalia, op?
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My Spirit Otter posted:have you held the potato at groin level and made crude comparisons to male genitalia, op? Yknow, the thought had not occured to me. I've always wondered what it would be like to have a 3lb slab of potato between my legs.
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redshirt posted:Just looking for potato confirmation ma'am/sir. That's Ms. Potatohead to you.
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I looked up record for longest potato and apparently there was someone who thought they had it but really testing showed it was a tuber of some other plant. This is all that comes up so maybe you can win the record op! Rooting for you. Heh
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I just think it's neat.
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Sep 13, 2023 00:45
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Tuber Tooooooooober
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Way better than some boo boo rear end rice
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Arc Hammer posted:I just think it's neat. I think it looks phallic so I've called up the school board to lodge an official complaint
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Nowher posted:I just think they're neat! Arc Hammer posted:I just think it's neat.
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Grey Cat posted:Science! Potato looks cooked now. You should go to your driveway and hurl it as hard as you can on the pavement and watch it explode. Eat the quarter after.
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whats the national average length of a potato?
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numberoneposter posted:whats the national average length of a potato? 3.7 Hectares
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redshirt posted:3.7 Hectares
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Put the potato in your butt and post a trip report
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numberoneposter posted:i thought it was 2.4 hectares, this is very unsettling It does sound like you don't even know the average size of a potato. If you don't know that, what else don't you know Mr Premier?!!
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numberoneposter posted:whats the national average length of a potato? How are you measuring? Are you allowed to include sprouts?
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I would bring two smooth rocks that approximate the potato.
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redshirt posted:I would bring two smooth rocks that approximate the potato. The birth of a new american unit.
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Grey Cat posted:The birth of a new american unit. To steal the potato of course, just to be upfront and honest. I'd use the rocks to keep weight sensor trick bullshit from happening.
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redshirt posted:To steal the potato of course, just to be upfront and honest. Raiders of the lost Starch Temple of Goon Last Potate
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When I worked at In-n-Out, there would usually be a few big ones like that in every bag. They'd often be hollow with black scuzz on the inside; if you ever get fries with hard black spots on one end, those were cut from the center of the potato. National Geographic had a handy guide to rare Andean potato varieties a few years back, thankfully Google was able to turn it up. Maybe it'll be handy here  Looks like it doesn't quite qualify as a Makes The Daughter-In-Law Cry
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Grey Cat posted:It's so long and weird! that can happen when a potato gets excited. stay safe op
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istewart posted:When I worked at In-n-Out, there would usually be a few big ones like that in every bag. They'd often be hollow with black scuzz on the inside; if you ever get fries with hard black spots on one end, those were cut from the center of the potato. Do you wanna come over for dinner tonight? Moms making my favorite - mashed Guinea Pig Fetus!!
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istewart posted:When I worked at In-n-Out, there would usually be a few big ones like that in every bag. They'd often be hollow with black scuzz on the inside; if you ever get fries with hard black spots on one end, those were cut from the center of the potato. All I'm seeing is that I can have a 100% potato based diet and I'm ready for it. I need to figure out how to procure all these varieties to try them.
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a potato the size of a large potato
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no offense, but some of these potatoes look like straight up poo poo
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Dick Fontaine posted:no offense, but some of these potatoes look like straight up poo poo You wouldn't just present them like that. You'd spice it up. Add some garnish.
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Sep 13, 2023 22:26
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Boil 'em, mash 'em, still looks like poo
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Dick Fontaine posted:no offense, but some of these potatoes look like straight up poo poo Makes the daugher in-law cry, indeed
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istewart posted:When I worked at In-n-Out, there would usually be a few big ones like that in every bag. They'd often be hollow with black scuzz on the inside; if you ever get fries with hard black spots on one end, those were cut from the center of the potato. why is the coloring so evil and sinister
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These Potatoes Are Going To gently caress You Alive
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cumpantry posted:why is the coloring so evil and sinister potatoes are in the nightshade family along with tomato, eggplants, peppers and tobacco they’re from the americas so you’re looking at wild undomesticated potatoes right there
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Not afraid of any potato
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redshirt posted:Not afraid of any potato I'll try any potato once.
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