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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Grey Cat posted:

I'll try any potato once.

Same. I hope most would.

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Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Hit me up with those funky named ones like, makes the fetus explode or grows you 3rd boob.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

twice baked ashes of the soul

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

istewart posted:

When I worked at In-n-Out, there would usually be a few big ones like that in every bag. They'd often be hollow with black scuzz on the inside; if you ever get fries with hard black spots on one end, those were cut from the center of the potato.

National Geographic had a handy guide to rare Andean potato varieties a few years back, thankfully Google was able to turn it up. Maybe it'll be handy here



Looks like it doesn't quite qualify as a Makes The Daughter-In-Law Cry

bristol chart looks different these days

Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

I liked this gag very much

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

next time i have a hot date i’m gonna refer to my car as a “whip made from dry animal skin” and see how it goes

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Dick Fontaine posted:

next time i have a hot date i’m gonna refer to my car as a “whip made from dry animal skin” and see how it goes

waiting patiently for the followup thread.

The Bramble
Mar 16, 2004

Nice three-pager about your potato, op. Wishing I had invested in your posting stock when it was cheap but at this point it’s out of my price range. Remember us reply guys when you make it big.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

i don’t like how your potato is looking at me op. might be time to french fry that thing

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Dick Fontaine posted:

i don’t like how your potato is looking at me op. might be time to french fry that thing


I only look for Detective purposes....

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


The Bramble posted:

Nice three-pager about your potato, op. Wishing I had invested in your posting stock when it was cheap but at this point it’s out of my price range. Remember us reply guys when you make it big.

Id like to dedicate my success to all the little people. No I won't be offering anything other than platitudes, certainly nothing monitary. I will remember you as a whole.

Dick Fontaine posted:

i don’t like how your potato is looking at me op. might be time to french fry that thing


I don't like it. Throw it into the fryer!

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

lol what do you think it smells like (j/k lol :p)?

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


Did you eat the big potato op?

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Call Your Grandma posted:

lol what do you think it smells like (j/k lol :p)?

It smelled like garlic herbal olive oil on a big potato, haha, jk, unless?

Space Kablooey posted:

Did you eat the big potato op?

My SO did, I can't eat a magnum dong of potato in one sitting personally. I ate the smaller potato.

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


not with that attitude!

JustCallMeDC
Aug 12, 2023

Obey the Lamb
Obey the Lamb
Obey the Lamb
Did you give it a name?

dervival
Apr 23, 2014

ask your SO how its face tasted

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


JustCallMeDC posted:

Did you give it a name?

Tate.

dervival posted:

ask your SO how its face tasted

"Kinda like olive oil with uhh the rosemary and whatever other spices were in there."
E: "I guess it also tasted like hotsauce because I added tapatio and tiger sauce in there."

For the record half of it was slathered in hotsauce because it was so much potato that he wanted variety.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

New Bad Dragon product line just leaked.

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost


e- well, teach me to jump ahead.

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


I think it would have made a good hot dog bun, for the densest dog experience ever

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Okay I looked at it

What’s supposed to happen now?

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Toxic Mental posted:

Okay I looked at it

What’s supposed to happen now?

Simply bask in its majesty.
The starch beasts will come to the worthy in time.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

funeral home DJ posted:

Pretty sure cats shouldn’t eat potatoes, OP. Did you talk with your doctor before starting into a starch heavy diet?

my cat loves potatoes

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Do NOT eat that potato, op. Seriously.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Icochet posted:

Do NOT eat that potato, op. Seriously.

Way too late. What happens since I ate it?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Grey Cat posted:

Way too late. What happens since I ate it?

LOL Dark Wizard stuff.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
:rip:

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Grey Cat posted:

Way too late. What happens since I ate it?
Did you eat it before or after midnight?

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


redshirt posted:

LOL Dark Wizard stuff.

I humbly accept my new dark spud powers.

Knormal posted:

Did you eat it before or after midnight?

After... Oh no.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
I call them spuds because I'm folksy like that

Please lmk if spuds is racist though I don't want to be that kind of folksy

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Private Cumshoe posted:

I call them spuds because I'm folksy like that

Please lmk if spuds is racist though I don't want to be that kind of folksy

As a resident of one of the larger potato growing states, thumbs up!

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


redshirt posted:

As a resident of one of the larger potato growing states, thumbs up!

I spent a lot of my youth in a potato state so I get the spud pass.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Grey Cat posted:

I spent a lot of my youth in a potato state so I get the spud pass.

Hello Fellow Spudster!

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!


Some of these looking like Merciless Potatoes of Quetzalacatenango.

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

Private Cumshoe posted:

I call them spuds because I'm folksy like that

Please lmk if spuds is racist though I don't want to be that kind of folksy

That's cool, but if you call movies "flicks" I will be forced to destroy you

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


PinheadSlim posted:

That's cool, but if you call movies "flicks" I will be forced to destroy you

Couldn't be me who said flick the other day in another thread.
Which is weird because I never say flick.


Don't leak my tubes, please.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


Now that's a potato

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maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

Grey Cat posted:


Don't leak my tubes, please.

Maybe you should get those tied off? :v:

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